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DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

They should make another hellboy I like ron pearlman

not enough to spell his name right though

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Well to be fair we've never met

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I dont like sons of anarchy but I also really like Ronald Pearljam

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I think the porn version of Days of Future Past should have been Days of Future Gash where Wolverine tries to get gender reassignment surgery but his dong keeps growing back every time so he's trapped in his own personal hell of being a man forever

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
more like logan's amble

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
I just wanted one gore soaked R rated Tarantino/Mementoesque brutal mindfuck of a Wolverine movie.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Gonna watch this movie. Looks cool. Thanks OP.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Hustlin Floh posted:

I think the porn version of Days of Future Past should have been Days of Future Gash where Wolverine tries to get gender reassignment surgery but his dong keeps growing back every time so he's trapped in his own personal hell of being a man forever

Is there a comic version where Logan keeps cutting off his dong and leaving it on Jean's pillow

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
This looks like someone took a movie about Jeff Bridges going back to his hometown in Kansas, to find that his high school sweetheart, played by Meryl Streep, has spent the last 30 years taking care of her disabled half-sister, and they spend the entire movie crying.

Only it has superheroes and stuff

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

glowing-fish posted:

This looks like someone took a movie about Jeff Bridges going back to his hometown in Kansas, to find that his high school sweetheart, played by Meryl Streep, has spent the last 30 years taking care of her disabled half-sister, and they spend the entire movie crying.

Only it has superheroes and stuff

Jeff Bridges and Meryl Streep? I don't care what that movie is about I'm gonna watch it.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Counterpoint: I stopped caring about Fox's X-Men movies a decade ago.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

mind the walrus posted:

Counterpoint: I stopped caring about Fox's X-Men movies a decade ago.

Yeah, I hate fun things too.

You should join my book club, we're doing The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Wolverine had a goofy issue where he kept getting executed at Auschwitz and coming back until he drove the commander crazy and killed himself trying to get rid of him. Let's see them do that movie.

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I love movies that don't take themselves too seriously where you can just switch your brain off :razz:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Wizard Master posted:

I love movies that don't take themselves too seriously where you can just switch your brain off :razz:

same but the holocaust

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

Zorodius posted:

at least they didn't use the Nine Inch Nails cover

Don't make me come after you.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Looks like they took a splash of Old Man Logan and added a pinch of The Last of Us to create something that will surely be mediocre but good enough that only the most cynical nerds will have any opinion on it all.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Wizard Master posted:

Superhero poo poo is the lowest point of Western culture and they need to stop naming movies and Tv shows as people's names to try and trick people into watching it

I'm pretty sure antebellum Southern US, with it's economy and culture based on chattel slavery, was a lower point in Western cuture

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Guy Goodbody posted:

I'm pretty sure antebellum Southern US, with it's economy and culture based on chattel slavery, was a lower point in Western cuture

White people, am I right?

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Superhero comics are boring but I would like to see (and a lot of money could be made) by adapting other types of comics. If hbo made a loose adaptation of Y: The Last Man it would be entertaining and probably the most discussed and thinkpieced show for years. If someone clever made a movie out of Sweet Tooth it would be probably be very popular with both cash cow demographics of twenty somethings and the YA scene. The downside is that it would inspire unprecedented degrees of weird partial furrydom.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Moon Atari posted:

Looks like they took a splash of Old Man Logan and added a pinch of The Last of Us to create something that will surely be mediocre but good enough that only the most cynical nerds will have any opinion on it all.

I got that vibe too

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Moon Atari posted:

Superhero comics are boring but I would like to see (and a lot of money could be made) by adapting other types of comics. If hbo made a loose adaptation of Y: The Last Man it would be entertaining and probably the most discussed and thinkpieced show for years. If someone clever made a movie out of Sweet Tooth it would be probably be very popular with both cash cow demographics of twenty somethings and the YA scene. The downside is that it would inspire unprecedented degrees of weird partial furrydom.

Years ago it was announced that Guillermo del Toro was doing a pilot for an adaptation of Monster for HBO. and then, like most Del Toro projects, it was never heard of again

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

I get the feeling that Del Toro immediately tries to green light an adaptation of whatever piece of media he is currently digging, only to get distracted by the next thing that he gets into.

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
The gently caress, wolverine doesn't get old. Explain this poo poo nerds

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
a new superhero movie? this is what america deserves.

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.
That last Wolverine movie should have had a South Park style subtitle that read "THIS IS WHAT AMERICAN WEEABOOS THINK JAPAN IS ACTUALLY LIKE." :japan:

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

lol if you're paying to see movies in a theater in 2016

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
ancient xavier made me sad that patrick stewarts gonna die
good work on that, srs

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Madcosby posted:

Hey all,

Hope you're very excited about Logan, as we very much are! I worked as Assistant Producer for Fox as well as taking on initial casting duties for FinalCast, who cast the film.

We're obviously going a lot of different directions with this one -- our first trailer is supposed to barely resemble a superhero flick, although our second one might have those yearning for a bit more :wink:

I can answer any questions.

If there inbred hulk clan and the US being divided up into sections and doled out to supervillains in the movie? AKA did you make Old Man Logan? Or should I just skip this movie?

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Bullshit. They find the perfect guy to play Wolverine, then spend 16 years making garbage movies until he's at the end of his shelf life before teasing us with a good one.

Andro Dunos
Dec 11, 2003

The screenwriters watched The Professional and said hey let's put mutants in it.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

Madcosby posted:

Hey all,

Hope you're very excited about Logan, as we very much are! I worked as Assistant Producer for Fox as well as taking on initial casting duties for FinalCast, who cast the film.

We're obviously going a lot of different directions with this one -- our first trailer is supposed to barely resemble a superhero flick, although our second one might have those yearning for a bit more :wink:

I can answer any questions. Some things I fought hard for in the film, and got:


This gets addressed in the films, there's a lil hint with the scars in the mirror scene. James Mangold filmed the scene but then almost immediately decided he didnt want to use it, but I fought since I know a lot of nerds always ask "Lol, doesn't logan cut himself accidentally??". I think you'll like this scene a lot. It gets knida silly too (Hint, there's dick cutting talk)

Some thing I fought hard for in the film, but lost:

Logan identifies one of the soldiers that attacks Xavier, and Xavier must enter his mind to learn who they are. The original script we finally settled on had the line "Time to do your skull gently caress" {Logan to Xavier} but just one take and everyone was laughing so James was like nope and removed it. I've got the footage on my phone though so I'll upload it shortly, its p great

Were you and the others intentionally channeling the Last of Us with how the films looks? It feels very Last of Us.

That's a good thing though, looks good!

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
gently caress that looks amazing

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Maybe this will be the Marvel project that isnt just a mediocre forgettable movie, maybe this timefpffffhahahah

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Andro Dunos posted:

The screenwriters watched The Professional and said hey let's put mutants in it.

Not the worst idea though. Who wouldn't watch that?

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

Deadbeat Poetry posted:

The gently caress, wolverine doesn't get old. Explain this poo poo nerds

Explain. Nerds.

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Deadbeat Poetry posted:

Explain. Nerds.

Writers wanted him to be old. He is old. Get hosed.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

Deadbeat Poetry posted:

The gently caress, wolverine doesn't get old. Explain this poo poo nerds

yes he does idiot

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PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.

The_end posted:

Do you think wolverine has ever accidentally cut his penis with his knives that come out his hands?

Hugh Jackman almost did

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