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star wipe, star wipe, weed leaf shape wipe, star wipe
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Nov 18, 2016 13:29
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Jun 9, 2024 01:40
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- Palisader
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DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
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Interspersed with pictures of floppy kittens and wriggly puppies and tiny snakes with their tiny snake tongues poking out
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Nov 18, 2016 15:06
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- super mario batali
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Dice-a the Mushroom
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Agent 1: here is a picture of the compound
Agent 2: Can you enhance this?
Agent 1: ENHANCE
Agent 2: I like the kittens you photoshopped in as much as the next guy, but can you just zoom in on that keypad?
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Nov 18, 2016 15:42
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- Puppy Doll
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Hey everybody!
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im the dog who eats the squeaky toy
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Nov 18, 2016 23:49
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- Chunky Salsa
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"Isn't that right, Zach?"
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*cut to a pair of armed guards not noticing the metal gear solid cardboard box walking in front of them towards the server room*
The cardboard box has a smiley face spray painted on it, and a picture of a cute cat taped to the side
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Nov 19, 2016 03:39
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- google THIS
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Security guard: This is all we know, sir, from analyzing the CCTV footage. The thief entered the building via the ventilation shafts at exactly 4:21:09 am, crawled out into the men's room, swirlied his own self, broke into vault RZ-NV, and stole all of the pizza eggs, every last one. He then exited the building, stopped to pet a cat, and drove away in an unmarked god drat buncar.
Detective: There's a pattern here...if we could just see it.
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Nov 19, 2016 05:45
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- alnilam
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Security guard: This is all we know, sir, from analyzing the CCTV footage. The thief entered the building via the ventilation shafts at exactly 4:21:09 am, crawled out into the men's room, swirlied his own self, broke into vault RZ-NV, and stole all of the pizza eggs, every last one. He then exited the building, stopped to pet a cat, and drove away in an unmarked god drat buncar.
Detective: There's a pattern here...if we could just see it.
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Nov 19, 2016 06:35
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- Plebian Parasite
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Security guard: This is all we know, sir, from analyzing the CCTV footage. The thief entered the building via the ventilation shafts at exactly 4:21:09 am, crawled out into the men's room, swirlied his own self, broke into vault RZ-NV, and stole all of the pizza eggs, every last one. He then exited the building, stopped to pet a cat, and drove away in an unmarked god drat buncar.
Detective: There's a pattern here...if we could just see it.
   
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Nov 19, 2016 07:24
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Jun 9, 2024 01:40
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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Security guard: This is all we know, sir, from analyzing the CCTV footage. The thief entered the building via the ventilation shafts at exactly 4:21:09 am, crawled out into the men's room, swirlied his own self, broke into vault RZ-NV, and stole all of the pizza eggs, every last one. He then exited the building, stopped to pet a cat, and drove away in an unmarked god drat buncar.
Detective: There's a pattern here...if we could just see it.
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Nov 19, 2016 14:50
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Nov 18, 2016 13:29
