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*george clooney talking* sure, you got chops, but have you ever been inside a server room kid? i mean a real server room? cause once we're in there, we're gonna have exactly 29 seconds to make a clean getaway with no fewer than 1,220 av certs, 800 smileys, 325 platinum certs, 62 banner ads, and 6 re-regs are you up to the challenge? *shot of gymnast doing a backflip over a bundle of cat-5 cables and landing in a tiny empty spot* *clooney, to another older guy* yeah, i think he'll do |
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*extremely steve buscemi voice* tipping is bad |
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Nov 15, 2016 03:06
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alnilam posted:*george clooney talking* sure, you got chops, but have you ever been inside a server room kid? i mean a real server room? Puppy Doll posted:*extremely steve buscemi voice* tipping is bad
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Nov 15, 2016 03:18
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W-well see it's actually a pretty good system, y'know I saw it on a movie once I-I forget its name but anyway, every time there is a transaction on Something Awful, an avatar gets bought or someone upgrades to archives or whatever, the program will shave off a single pixel that we can add to our avs. It'll be in small amounts y-yea, but lots of avs over a long period of time we're talking, uh I'm thinking, e-everyone in byob will have a long av by early 2018. ---- [Looking nervously at a 5 gig image of a dog carrying a bong] poo poo, I musta missed a decimal point or something.
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Nov 15, 2016 03:20
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*well known BYOB poster's avatar descends into a sterile white room in an homage to Tom Cruise suspended by wires in Mission Impossible, stops precariously just above the ground near an important looking desk and computer then places a vase of beautiful fresh flowers and a fruit basket on the desk before quietly disappearing back into the ceiling*
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Nov 15, 2016 03:21
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You three, get those puppy images up Someone made a thread about silly MacGuyver scenarios, get these shitposters on it stat Taco thread just got bumped to the top QUICK CALL IN THE DUCK If we can pull this off people we'll be on the front page again
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*cut to a pair of armed guards not noticing the metal gear solid cardboard box walking in front of them towards the server room* |
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Nov 15, 2016 03:33
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"I know someone who can get us in there, but there's a catch." *exasperated sigh* "They demand their payment in unmarked, nonconsecutive pet pictures."
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Nov 15, 2016 03:41
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Please, I'm an expert, a master of disguise. Those shitposters won't know what happened to 'em *dons purple wig and large sunglasses* |
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Nov 15, 2016 03:50
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"okay, i've made it into the Main subforum category. I'm pretty sure this hyperlink will take me to byob" "agent do you read--bzzzt--that's not the--brzzt---byob, that's th--bzzzz--to E/N" "my parents are getting a divorce, my cat died, I'm pregnant and the fetus is the father" "agent noooo"
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Plebian Parasite posted:W-well see it's actually a pretty good system, y'know I saw it on a movie once I-I forget its name but anyway, every time there is a transaction on Something Awful, an avatar gets bought or someone upgrades to archives or whatever, the program will shave off a single pixel that we can add to our avs. It'll be in small amounts y-yea, but lots of avs over a long period of time we're talking, uh I'm thinking, e-everyone in byob will have a long av by early 2018. vanisher posted:You three, get those puppy images up |
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Nov 15, 2016 06:07
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agent 1: are you ready for this heist? agent 2: i'm depressed agent 1:me too
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Nov 15, 2016 06:28
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Nov 15, 2016 06:46
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The only way to save BYOB is to steal it. I am going to steal BYOB.
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Nov 15, 2016 10:58
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Gonna steal all the avatars and replace them with decoy Robin Williams pictures. I'll make off like a bandit.
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Nov 15, 2016 10:59
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*everyone huddled around blueprints and a plan in a basement* boss: "The problem you see if that they always have a cat in a hammock guarding all the 5's. I'm too beefy to slide past undetected. I've come up with this..." boss: *holds up an empty 125 x 125 square* me: B-but boss, none of us can fit in there boss: I've brought someone in *nods and from behind a curtain walks Puppy Doll*  me: w-w-wowzers boss: that's right *lowers the guidebook he is holding* nothing in the rules says a dog can't run a caper |
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Nov 15, 2016 12:29
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*hugs each guard into a gentle slumber*
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Nov 15, 2016 14:23
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*spends weeks convincing the guards that I'm planning to steal  , then one day they notice with horror that the barely guarded hammock catte disappeared over night*
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Nov 15, 2016 15:31
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alnilam posted:*spends weeks convincing the guards that I'm planning to steal two weeks later, an army of identical pranksters in weed rear end hats suddenly appear everywhere in byob, confusing and distracting the mods and iks, until a hastily-issued permaban reveals that  was actually the hammock catte all along
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Nov 15, 2016 15:52
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"ok, it's taken us a while but we finally gathered all 11 people who post in BYOB in a room together, uh, I'm glad everyone could bring their pets with them but that may make this heist more difficult to...no, no I'm okay with that bong for right now we should really be organizing this plan and it appears despite the explicit directions you each were mailed that you all got it wrong. Okay let's go over the basic rules again..."
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Luvcow posted:"ok, it's taken us a while but we finally gathered all 11 people who post in BYOB in a room together, uh, I'm glad everyone could bring their pets with them but that may make this heist more difficult to...no, no I'm okay with that bong for right now we should really be organizing this plan and it appears despite the explicit directions you each were mailed that you all got it wrong. Okay let's go over the basic rules again..." over-enthusiastic ik shows support by offering to probe everybody that is supposed to be involved in the heist. group enthusiastically agrees. heist is cancelled because there's nobody left to do the heisting
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Nov 15, 2016 16:13
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Manifisto posted:over-enthusiastic ik shows support by offering to probe everybody that is supposed to be involved in the heist. group enthusiastically agrees. heist is cancelled because there's nobody left to do the heisting
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Nov 15, 2016 18:13
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Manifisto posted:over-enthusiastic ik shows support by offering to probe everybody that is supposed to be involved in the heist. group enthusiastically agrees. heist is cancelled because there's nobody left to do the heisting
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Nov 15, 2016 18:24
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The heist gets busted when the vault breaker overhears a guard radio sqwauk, and immediately starts giggling when he remembers his favorite birb video. The sequel heist starts with recon, and when the victim is introduced we give him a hug and ask what his favorite hobbies, pets, and crimes are, as that is vital information. The sequel heist ends when we are asked in return, and the answer is: "plotting, I have a real cute dog and an adorable cat, and heisting, respectively" |
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Nov 15, 2016 18:44
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Nov 15, 2016 18:48
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an entire sub forum wakes up to find they have been given sweet new avs
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Nov 15, 2016 19:07
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A sneaky admin swaps the names and avatars of all the posters then absconds with all the good posts during the confusion.
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Luvcow posted:"ok, it's taken us a while but we finally gathered all 11 people who post in BYOB in a room together, uh, I'm glad everyone could bring their pets with them but that may make this heist more difficult to...no, no I'm okay with that bong for right now we should really be organizing this plan and it appears despite the explicit directions you each were mailed that you all got it wrong. Okay let's go over the basic rules again..."
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Nov 15, 2016 21:55
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Puppy Doll posted:maybe the real byob heist was the friends we stole along the way |
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*we're all behind a corner w our heads stacked like the little rascals* guard 1: what day is it? guard 2: oh it's june 1st! guard 1 checking his phone: would you look at that, it's the start of African-American Music Appreciation Month[19][20] *cut to me clasping my hands over everyone's mouths* |
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Spunky new yobber: gee boss, do you really think this will work? It seems like a lot of risk just to get a front page thread! Grizzled, experienced yobber: (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
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"Do you have the loot?" "About that. So I got in and out without a hitch, but the other day I got some pizza for me and some buds, and I needed to get some work done on my car. Not to mention I needed some stuff from the store, and there was that charity fundraiser.... and on the way over here I got a hoagie. Here's what left though." *Drops a handful of twos and a bag of nickles on the table*
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byob project: heist to fundraise for tailchasr rescue |
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Luvcow posted:"ok, it's taken us a while but we finally gathered all 11 people who post in BYOB in a room together, uh, I'm glad everyone could bring their pets with them but that may make this heist more difficult to...no, no I'm okay with that bong for right now we should really be organizing this plan and it appears despite the explicit directions you each were mailed that you all got it wrong. Okay let's go over the basic rules again..." I Was The Fury posted:The heist gets busted when the vault breaker overhears a guard radio sqwauk, and immediately starts giggling when he remembers his favorite birb video. eonwe posted:BYOB breaks into the pet store. They spend the entire night petting all the puppies and kitties. They escape undetected, not richer materially but richer in spirit. Puppy Doll posted:maybe the real byob heist was the friends we made along the way the byob heist 1 & 2 plot right here
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Nov 16, 2016 04:40
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<<<wraps self in aluminum foil to deflect lasers in secret laser security hallway before the Final Boss>>> oh poo poo
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*walks in mid-heist when things are real tense and the theives are trying to crack a safe but they gotta be really quiet so not to set off the alarms* it's wednesday my dudes!!! *sirens blaring*
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Darkman Fanpage posted:*walks in mid-heist when things are real tense and the theives are trying to crack a safe but they gotta be really quiet so not to set off the alarms* it's wednesday my dudes!!! |
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