Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

Oh man I completely forgot about Bigger Luke. Time to go down the WOokipedia rabbit hole again

Ranma Fan Art posted:

don't hit your head

A misanthrope posted:

A misanthrope posted:

nomadologique posted:

dat force kick tho

VendaGoat posted:

Yup.

And that non-parabolic motion of the fett.

TOOT BOOT posted:

OP needs his rear end kicked for insulting the Star Wars main character

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Bigger Luke, commonly abbreviated to BL, or more uncommonly BgL, is the slightly larger manifestation of Luke Skywalker that is said to appear in certain scenes of the original Star Wars Trilogy, contrasting to Regular Luke.

The appearance of Bigger Luke in a particular scene is generally, but not always, judged relative to the height of Han Solo, and as such Han is the primary go-to frame of reference amongst Bigger Luke Theorists. Because of this, "No Han Pics"(commonly abbreviated to NHP) are generally discouraged, as it is very difficult to determine Luke's height without Han Solo as a constant frame of reference. Whilst uncommon, the use of other Star Wars characters to judge Luke's height are not unheard of. The second most common character to judge if Bigger Luke is in the scene or not has generally been Obi-Wan, followed closely by Princess Leia. The activity of combing the original Star Wars trilogy for instances of Bigger Luke is known as Luking.

There have been many elaborate theories as to why there exists a larger version of Luke Skywalker in the original Star Wars films, however most theories fall into two general categories:

The Canon Luke Hypothesis, sometimes simply The Bigger Luke Hypothesis, in which it is theorized that within the Star Wars universe and canon there does indeed exist a version of Luke Skywalker that is slightly larger than a posited regular Luke Skywalker, or Luke Prime.

The Hamill Hypothesis, in which it is theorized that there exists an uncredited Mark Hamill look-alike who was used in certain scenes of the original trilogy for undisclosed reasons and whose identity has yet to be determined.

The Canon Luke Hypothesis is the most popular of the two, with the Hamill Hypothesis a close second.

Another commonly held theory is that Princess Leia's comment towards Luke shortly before being rescued (Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?) is a thinly-veiled acknowledgement of the existence of a size discrepancy between different versions of Luke Skywalker.

Blahsmack posted:

hes a sensitive boy

VendaGoat posted:

Yup.

And that non-parabolic motion of the fett.

Ranma Fan Art posted:

that clip of boba fett is the best part of the original trilogy

myDad posted:

Came here to post this

Hardawn posted:

My LP is becoming a BgL as we speak

ScratchAndSniff posted:

Snoke is Jar Jar Binks.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

he is sensative, Luke is the best boy

Ein cooler Typ posted:

there's nothing wrong with wanting to gently caress your own sister

are you an incestophobe

Hell Yeah posted:

i have to tell you something, i'm your father.


i'm your father.


i hosed your mom and i'm your father.


i'm your dad.


i'm your father.

OMGVBFLOL posted:

uhhh heas wearing a jetpack YUO FREAKIN RETART

Homestar Runner posted:

star wars is nerd trash for shut-in dorks

ScratchAndSniff posted:

Snoke is Jar Jar Binks.

Lazyhound posted:

There's a fan theory that JJB was originally supposed to be a reverse-Yoda reveal, where he feigned incompetence to obscure his dark side puppetmastering.

autoaim.cfg posted:

http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Jar-Jar-Binks-Sith-Lord-Star-Wars-Theory-Isn-t-Crazy-You-Think-98257.html -- 8 minutes of pretty solid reasoning.



Actually, this does make a lot of sense. He was so universally hated that George Lucas quickly wrote his Gungan rear end out and introduced Dooku instead.