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JiveHonky posted:no what is yin its a book about a turtle that wakes up in modern day china and slowly turns into an attractive lady. This turtle was taken care of by Lao Tzu.
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JiveHonky posted:if you could have your dna spliced with a tortoise and gain 200 years more of life but you would gradually look more and more like a tortoise until at the end you were basically a hideous caricature of turtleman hybrid would u do it? does it also delay decrepitude and/or have a serious impact on sexual function? because my answer may be different if I potentially a vital 275-year-old turtle-man boning down with other freakish turtle hybrids vs. just persisting like an increasingly ugly and impotent invalid that watches the weather channel while waiting for death for two whole centuries
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Mar 1, 2017 01:08
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At least my soul will continue on, if only in someone else's record collection.
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LGD posted:does it also delay decrepitude and/or have a serious impact on sexual function? you are a fully functional humping champ until the last 5 years or so, thats when things start winding down.
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Mar 1, 2017 01:10
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Hardawn posted:its a book about a turtle that wakes up in modern day china and slowly turns into an attractive lady. This turtle was taken care of by Lao Tzu. to me this translates as "chinese people = turtle"
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Mar 1, 2017 01:11
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JiveHonky posted:you are a fully functional humping champ until the last 5 years or so, thats when things start winding down. sign me the gently caress up then I mean come on, my generation was raised on the notion of outlandish action-oriented man-turtle hybrids being the epitome of coolness, why wouldn't I opt into this deal?
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Mar 1, 2017 01:12
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guy fiari got his dna spliced with some lesbsians
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Mar 1, 2017 01:14
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Thirsty Girl posted:guy fiari got his dna spliced with some lesbsians ellen got her dna spliced with matty b
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Mar 1, 2017 01:15
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JiveHonky posted:to me this translates as "chinese people = turtle" I've never eaten Chinese people, but I bet it's good.
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LGD posted:sign me the gently caress up then haha i forgot about those guys. this will (of course) only be an option for the wealthy. otherwise the poors would abuse thier longer lifespan to make innumerable children and our planet would quickly be depleted of its resources. i have thought this through.
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Mar 1, 2017 01:16
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What if you are actually a computer who doesn't know it's a computer op? 
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Mar 1, 2017 01:16
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Have you been playing SOMA against jivehonkey?
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Mar 1, 2017 01:17
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I'm just gonna drink blood until i live forever or die.
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Mar 1, 2017 01:17
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:What if you are actually a computer who doesn't know it's a computer op? REDICULOUS HOW DARE YOU
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Mar 1, 2017 01:17
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JiveHonky posted:REDICULOUS HOW DARE YOU I mean there's nothing to be upset about if you're not a computer. 
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Mar 1, 2017 01:18
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Gridlocked posted:Have you been playing SOMA against jivehonkey? i will have you know I just googled SOMA and it appears to be a videogame of some sort. you cant trick me anymore
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Mar 1, 2017 01:18
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I mean there's nothing to be upset about if you're not a computer. just dont ask me to define "love" because just dont ok
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Mar 1, 2017 01:20
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i hope they upload my spirit to the database like in black mirror but i just get to live out ripping fat whippets with my boy Tuddz in the Denny's parking lot out the trunk of his beige miata, sucking dick in the men's room for sweet ride nachos
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Mar 1, 2017 01:22
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What if consciousness is like a wavelength thing and if you got ur consciousness cloned, you would share a mental link and you went insane from the the sensation of being in two places at once I'm really spooking myself out now, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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Mar 1, 2017 01:26
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Ork of Fiction posted:What if consciousness is like a wavelength thing and if you got ur consciousness cloned, you would share a mental link and you went insane from the the sensation of being in two places at once I'm really spooking myself out now, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. this is like... quantum posting... dude
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Mar 1, 2017 01:28
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What if they suck out your consciousness before you die and then just dump it into a younger, hotter body?
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Mar 1, 2017 01:41
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Mar 1, 2017 01:43
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I think as long as they suck out your consciousness before you die then you keep living, but unless your brain has a backup battery idk if you can die and then come back a life.
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Mar 1, 2017 01:45
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what if you staple two conscoiusnesses together
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Mar 1, 2017 01:48
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a new study bible! posted:I think as long as they suck out your consciousness before you die then you keep living, but unless your brain has a backup battery idk if you can die and then come back a life. yeah thats the idea- tranferrence of consciousness to a digital planar fascitous registration, per se. my problem with that was about it being a copy, an instace of your self not connected or continued from the original. will i be able to place my digital digits into another digital persons bumhole? only time will tell my friend.
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Mar 1, 2017 01:48
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They couldn't copy you over OP because the drive wasn't formatted for fat 32s
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Mar 1, 2017 01:50
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Sheep-Goats posted:They couldn't copy you over OP because the drive wasn't formatted for fat 32s i dont get i- oh, isee. very funny wolf nuts.
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Mar 1, 2017 01:51
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JiveHonky posted:i dont get i- oh, isee. very funny wolf nuts. It's the most Reddit rear end bullshit i plan to post today
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Mar 1, 2017 01:52
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what if we evolved from walruses and instead of having a big dick you needed to have big rear end tusks or whatever
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Mar 1, 2017 01:54
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a new study bible! posted:What if they suck out your consciousness before you die and then just dump it into a younger, hotter body? I once dated a girl who said she could suck out my consciousness. Turns out she meant conscience. I'm p. much a remorseless monster now. 
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Mar 1, 2017 01:55
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Sjs00 posted:what if we evolved from walruses and instead of having a big dick you needed to have big rear end tusks or whatever i already have the unhealthy BMI and small peen of the walrus. i guess tusks would be cool??
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Mar 1, 2017 01:56
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proof of concept posted:Days of Thunder and Top Gun are the exact same loving movie Holy poo poo! Are you sure? 
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Mar 1, 2017 02:01
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The Bananana posted:Holy poo poo! Are you sure? all Tom Cruize movie is the same. pay attention The Banana
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Mar 1, 2017 02:06
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the great thing about uploading my consciousness to a computer is that i could make copies and kill myself an infinite number of times
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Mar 1, 2017 02:29
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JiveHonky posted:just dont ask me to define "love" because just dont ok That's when the man does what with his winky to the woman with her flingus I think. Hey are you sure you aren't a computer?
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Mar 1, 2017 02:30
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i don't really see what is so bad about becoming an ancient turtle man, though. master roshi seems to be having a good time!
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Mar 1, 2017 02:31
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You ain't copying poo poo from me, I'm going out analog
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Mar 1, 2017 03:04
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Obviously the solution is to replace one neuron at a time to ensure continuity, Jive Honkey.
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Mar 1, 2017 03:04
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JiveHonky posted:because your consciousness is still gonna be trapped in your meat-body. so if i am still going to end when i die whats the point of digital immortality anyways? or you can cyber-ship of theseus your headbox by gradually replacing the brain with artificial neurons, made easier by the lack of immune responses in the CNS
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assuming that consciousness is actually a dynamical system arising from the interaction of individual fuzzy subsystems it should be entirely possible to gradually replace the underlying physical medium while maintaining dynamic behaviour even in intermediate states
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