funny things to say while lowering your genitals into a garbage disposal

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Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jolo posted:

*carefully getting my footing correct on the countertops* "Gah, I really should've done the dishes before doing this"

*maneuvering my balls down into the sink between two cups and a cereal bowl with 3 spoons and 4 forks in it* "I feel like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible!" *hums theme*

*foot slips on the counter and I nearly fall* "Oh man! Close one! I nearly hurt myself!"

*garbage disposal rattles frustratedly*

# ? Sep 13, 2017 07:51

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 18:40

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Now to find out why everyone says I should try getting laid on this "Grindr"

# ? Sep 13, 2017 07:59

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Never thought I'd "sink" to this level!

# ? Sep 13, 2017 08:02

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

This might end up being a half-cocked solution

# ? Sep 13, 2017 08:07

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

"Mom. Dad. Grandma. I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here..."

# ? Sep 13, 2017 08:08

punchymcpunch

easy come easy go

# ? Sep 13, 2017 09:33

Android Blues

alnilam posted:

No that's what you say when there's only two ants left that you haven't lowered into the garbage disposal and you're about to do the one who is greater in height than the other

this took me a second and then i couldnt stop giggling

# ? Sep 13, 2017 11:17

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Android Blues posted:

this took me a second and then i couldnt stop giggling

haha same, good stuff

~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

# ? Sep 13, 2017 13:57

DragQueenofAngmar: You shall not pass!

*stops right before contact, looking up from a deep squat to the camera*

not everyone knows this, but putting a couple lemons down the sink while the disposal is running makes your kitchen smell just amazing *pulls my trademark winning grin as the 3 note tagline jingle plays*

# ? Sep 14, 2017 18:29

Twenty Four

Coolness Averted posted:

SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT!

alnilam posted:

No that's what you say when there's only two ants left that you haven't lowered into the garbage disposal and you're about to do the one who is greater in height than the other

# ? Sep 14, 2017 18:49

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Boys! My two sweet oval balls, we've shared some good times together. The time has come now for us to part ways. Please know that I will lower you into the disposal very gently. Wait a tick, gently... genitally.. I'll be very genital with you, balls. HA! Dear, come here! I've got a joke for you but it's in the context of me squatting over the sink! ... No, you have to come here! .... No darling, the kitchen sink!

~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

# ? Sep 15, 2017 14:22

jyrque

Very genteel, sir

# ? Sep 15, 2017 14:28

cda: by Hand Knit

How about you don't say anything funny but you make a funny face, maybe wiggle your eyebrows a bit and then grimace comically like "oh wow boy this is gonna hurt!"

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# ? Sep 15, 2017 21:18

alnilam

If you have a spare hand you can tug nervously at your collar

# ? Sep 15, 2017 22:52

jyrque

cda posted:

How about you don't say anything funny but you make a funny face, maybe wiggle your eyebrows a bit and then grimace comically like "oh wow boy this is gonna hurt!"

Testicles comically jiggle in midair before they drop like wile e coyote

# ? Sep 15, 2017 22:58

DragQueenofAngmar: You shall not pass!

jyrque posted:

Testicles comically jiggle in midair before they drop like wile e coyote

as ur family jewels make contact with the whirling mechanism ur eyes bulge in surprise as ur entire body begins to rotate and is pulled into the drain

in the next scene, ur in bed with a big ol thermometer in ur mouth. ur balls are very swollen and red but miraculously the only permanent damage is covered by a small white x of medical tape

# ? Sep 15, 2017 23:16

Manifisto

hasta la vista, babies

# ? Sep 15, 2017 23:18

DragQueenofAngmar: You shall not pass!

"a captain a-always... *sniff* always g-goes down with his shi-hi-hi-hip..." i sob as i maneuver my member to lie atop the testicles

# ? Sep 15, 2017 23:24

Apathy420: by Cyrano4747

my BRASS NUTS (a.k.a. my STEEL SACK) has destroyed JET ENGINES. i would like to see this food tube try it's worst on my COPPER CAJONES

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# ? Sep 15, 2017 23:24

vanisher

Manifisto posted:

hasta la vista, babies

# ? Sep 15, 2017 23:25

UWBW: Permanently banned from the Alamo

"Guess what my favorite 3D image rendering software is!"

...

"Ok actually it's Maya but I bet you thought I was gonna say blendaaAAAAAAHHGHGHGAHAAAHGaaahHGAH"

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig, and Koishi for the last one. TVsVeryOwn made the CyberMike.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 23:43

wearing a lampshade

"I mean, it's pretty amazing that it can even reach the garbage disposal at all, really."

# ? Sep 15, 2017 23:59

cda: by Hand Knit

Manifisto posted:

hasta la vista, babies

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# ? Sep 16, 2017 00:14

little munchkin

alnilam posted:

If you have a spare hand you can tug nervously at your collar

that would be funny to do

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# ? Sep 16, 2017 03:49

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

When I said "I want my balls drained," this isn't what I had in mind!

# ? Sep 16, 2017 03:52

jyrque

I know they call it junk but this is ridiculous!

# ? Sep 16, 2017 07:11

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Now to find out if there's any truth to that old expression, "Don't do it, you'll mangle your dick to a nauseating bloody pulp!"

Drink-Mix Man fucked around with this message at 07:37 on Sep 16, 2017

# ? Sep 16, 2017 07:35

DavidAlltheTime: All David...all the TIME!

Try having a baby with me now, Sandra!

# ? Sep 16, 2017 08:16

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

*heavy sigh* ahh, the daily grind, am i right?

# ? Sep 16, 2017 08:55

Coolness Averted: oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Manifisto posted:

hasta la vista, babies

# ? Sep 16, 2017 09:02

Twenty Four

Jolo posted:

Boys! My two sweet oval balls, we've shared some good times together. The time has come now for us to part ways. Please know that I will lower you into the disposal very gently. Wait a tick, gently... genitally.. I'll be very genital with you, balls. HA! Dear, come here! I've got a joke for you but it's in the context of me squatting over the sink! ... No, you have to come here! .... No darling, the kitchen sink!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

When I said "I want my balls drained," this isn't what I had in mind!

lmao

# ? Sep 16, 2017 11:55

Android Blues

UWBW posted:

"Guess what my favorite 3D image rendering software is!"

...

"Ok actually it's Maya but I bet you thought I was gonna say blendaaAAAAAAHHGHGHGAHAAAHGaaahHGAH"

# ? Sep 16, 2017 21:58

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

"... and now, my master's thesis"

** front of shirt reads "MBA at GDU" back of shirt says "Masters in Ball Annihilation at Garbage Disposal University"

# ? Sep 17, 2017 00:26

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

ONCE MORE, INTO THE BREECH!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 02:46

DavidAlltheTime: All David...all the TIME!

Finally! The ultimate scratch!!

# ? Sep 17, 2017 02:48

HotSoapyBeard: I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN

Hang on, this gives me an idea!
*opens up patent applications website and starts typing*
B L E N D - T E C

# ? Sep 17, 2017 10:59

HotSoapyBeard: I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN

Here goes nuttin'

# ? Sep 17, 2017 11:03

HotSoapyBeard: I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN

Looks like I really dropped the ball on this one

# ? Sep 17, 2017 11:29

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I'M NOT GONNA PAY A LOT FOR THIS VASECTOMY

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 17:02

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 18:40

DragQueenofAngmar: You shall not pass!

Splatmaster posted:

I'M NOT GONNA PAY A LOT FOR THIS VASECTOMY

gently caress U BIG PHARMA

# ? Sep 17, 2017 22:26

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