funny things to say while lowering your genitals into a garbage disposal

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little munchkin

"there's got to be a better way"

edit: if you don't have male genitalia, you are still free to participate in the thread, just change the prompt to "funny things to say while pressing your genitals against a stump grinder". (could a mod change the thread title to reflect this alternative?)

little munchkin fucked around with this message at 13:58 on Sep 12, 2017

# ? Sep 12, 2017 04:44

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Scaly Haylie

gar
bage
dick

# ? Sep 12, 2017 04:49

little munchkin

"hell, I'm just glad someone in this apartment is getting some action"

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# ? Sep 12, 2017 04:51

vanisher

Just go nuts

# ? Sep 12, 2017 05:12

vanisher

I reenact the entire scene from Return of the Jedi where Luke (played by my penis) is about to be thrown into the Pit of Carcoon

# ? Sep 12, 2017 05:19

vanisher

My penis (representing Gollum) fighting with my testicles (representing the hobbits Froddo Baggins and his trusted companion Samwise Gamgee) wrestle over control of the one ring over the fires of mount doom (represented by the running garbage disposal).

# ? Sep 12, 2017 05:26

Dads Dip Cup

"take THAT, feminists!"

# ? Sep 12, 2017 05:48

Macnult

rain drop, drop chop

# ? Sep 12, 2017 06:07

Macnult

take out your phone and play Superman by Goldfinger before shouting "I'm dropping in!"

# ? Sep 12, 2017 06:08

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

It's no VCR, but eh, any port in a storm.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 06:22

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

I'm gonna life hack that no fap challenge .

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# ? Sep 12, 2017 06:54

cda: by Hand Knit

It's not exactly funny by itself but I bet comedy connoisseurs will appreciate the reference to The State if you say "I'm gonna dip my balls in it!"

# ? Sep 12, 2017 11:31

jyrque

Haha suck my junk garbage dis-aaaaagaagagaaaaahhhhhhgaaaaaggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhagaagagaa owwwwwww

# ? Sep 12, 2017 11:32

cda: by Hand Knit

vanisher posted:

My penis (representing Gollum) fighting with my testicles (representing the hobbits Froddo Baggins and his trusted companion Samwise Gamgee) wrestle over control of the one ring over the fires of mount doom (represented by the running garbage disposal).

# ? Sep 12, 2017 11:35

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

vanisher posted:

My penis (representing Gollum) fighting with my testicles (representing the hobbits Froddo Baggins and his trusted companion Samwise Gamgee) wrestle over control of the one ring over the fires of mount doom (represented by the running garbage disposal).

Ash nazg durbatul�k, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatul�k agh burzum-ishi gar bage dis posal.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 13:27

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Splatmaster posted:

Ash nazg durbatul�k, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatul�k agh burzum-ishi gar bage dis posal.

One thing to rule them all one thing to find them
One thing to bring them all and in the disposal grind them

In the land of Mordor where my genitals lie

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 13:28

Android Blues

sigh. another male centric thread from the BYOB "man o cracy". luckily i have purchased a special attachment from shewee.com that will allow me to make some great jokes about funneling my uncooperative genital into the garbage disposal using the apparatus

# ? Sep 12, 2017 13:50

little munchkin

Android Blues posted:

sigh. another male centric thread from the BYOB "man o cracy". luckily i have purchased a special attachment from shewee.com that will allow me to make some great jokes about funneling my uncooperative genital into the garbage disposal using the apparatus

im sorry, my threats are meant to be inclusive

could a moderator edit the thread title and add "or pressing them against a stump grinder" to the end?

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# ? Sep 12, 2017 13:54

little munchkin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyxJ7GKGFG0&t=3s

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# ? Sep 12, 2017 14:00

Twenty Four

Eh, *shrugs* wasn't really using them anyhow.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 14:00

eonwe

so you are saying this is a dick juicer?

# ? Sep 12, 2017 15:08

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

little munchkin posted:

im sorry, my threats are meant to be inclusive

could a moderator edit the thread title and add "or pressing them against a stump grinder" to the end?

funny things to say while lowering genitals into a garbage disposal

That way it could be your's or someone else's genitals being lowered into a garbage disposal in case someone has a genitals they want lowered into a garbage disposal but they can't lower them in themselves and need assistance.

People helping people, if you will.

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# ? Sep 12, 2017 15:31

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

eonwe posted:

so you are saying this is a dick juicer?

# ? Sep 12, 2017 15:32

Fredflonston

*Spotify radio goes to a song a don't like.

"poo poo not now!"

# ? Sep 12, 2017 16:09

little munchkin

Fredflonston posted:

*Spotify radio goes to a song a don't like.

"poo poo not now!"

lol

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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:42

joke_explainer

Well, I've disconnected the power, but I can't think of a more logical way to recover that cock ring.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:48

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Oh great, it's jammed- CAN SOMEONE REVERSE THE DISPOSAL PLEASE

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# ? Sep 12, 2017 19:49

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

*carefully getting my footing correct on the countertops* "Gah, I really should've done the dishes before doing this"

*maneuvering my balls down into the sink between two cups and a cereal bowl with 3 spoons and 4 forks in it* "I feel like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible!" *hums theme*

*foot slips on the counter and I nearly fall* "Oh man! Close one! I nearly hurt myself!"

*garbage disposal rattles frustratedly*

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# ? Sep 12, 2017 21:20

Coolness Averted: oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

I'll never get head from a major corporation

# ? Sep 12, 2017 23:07

Scaly Haylie

Eh, it's a living

# ? Sep 12, 2017 23:20

alnilam

Coolness Averted posted:

I'll never get head from a major corporation

# ? Sep 13, 2017 00:28

Fargin Icehole: Pet me.

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

# ? Sep 13, 2017 00:55

Scaly Haylie

Fargin Icehole posted:

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND PENIS TO BLOODSHED

# ? Sep 13, 2017 01:30

Coolness Averted: oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT!

# ? Sep 13, 2017 03:30

Coolness Averted: oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Coolness Averted posted:

SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT!

*only works if you lower your left nut in first ...or second maybe?

# ? Sep 13, 2017 03:31

alnilam

Coolness Averted posted:

SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT!

No that's what you say when there's only two ants left that you haven't lowered into the garbage disposal and you're about to do the one who is greater in height than the other

# ? Sep 13, 2017 03:36

alnilam

Sorry that was gruesome but i can't resist overly circuitous puns it's a disease really

# ? Sep 13, 2017 03:37

Scaly Haylie

jesus al

# ? Sep 13, 2017 03:41

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Android Blues posted:

sigh. another male centric thread from the BYOB "man o cracy". luckily i have purchased a special attachment from shewee.com that will allow me to make some great jokes about funneling my uncooperative genital into the garbage disposal using the apparatus

lol

# ? Sep 13, 2017 04:53

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Molestationary Store

GARBAGE DAY!

# ? Sep 13, 2017 07:19

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