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Iron Crowned posted:In life I was a hunter, now I'm dead wtf biter
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We've been hunting for weeks, and it's never going to stop. I say we, it's just me. The others are gone, and I can't remember their names. My name is almost gone too, only the letter H left. It's created a ladder in my mind, going down forever. I wish I could say more about what happened here. But I can't remember, and the place I'm in will never end. You think you're hot poo poo, having a good time for an excuse to meet up and sleaze, or just do something boneheaded for the fun of it. You don't buy any of the ghost crap, but keep your mind open. Don't. It becomes a sleeve and a sieve and everywhat you ever won't will slowly siphon out when you make it through to the other side. Through how? Trapdoor. You explore a million abandoned lots and factories, turn the catacombs upside-down and shake it out, visit the most death-heavy hells, and you won't find one. Because you're always looking for ghosts, without realizing what that means. What a ghost IS. Trapdoors are all over the place. In your closet, under your sink, on the top of buildings nobody ever sees and hiding right behind the door when it's fully opened in the dead of night. Where things hide. The spaces you forget about. What nobody seems to ever get, until they're already gone, is that ghosts don't want to be found. They may have any and all kinds of origins, moods, motives: but what a ghost needs, like a living being wanting water, is nonexistence. The slow mindless fade. Drifting away on light itself. To be finally, fully forgotten. So these people, they go through a trapdoor. May be one of them, may be ten. May take a minute, or a year. But they're in there now. Just wanting to not exist. All any of us ever wanted. You ever run screaming through a thousand pipe-strewn mold-choked rooms, because there was nobody and nothing inside? Oh you can hear them still in the never end. Hear them screaming, babbling, crying and talking, but always just one room over. Always just out of sight and reach. Chasing voices chasing you through a hallway red with the death of a sunset that has just been lost over the horizon but never seems to bring the night. With the repetition comes forgetting. Faces. Names. Days. Colors. All black. It's all black, down with the voices. We're all down here.
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Mar 1, 2018 15:20
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If this hunt pays off I'll have all the ghost meat i can eat for months to come.
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Mar 1, 2018 15:25
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(as a black ghost hunter) Man gently caress all a dat poo poo. Ain't no way i'm goin' in dere.
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Mar 1, 2018 15:31
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redm posted:i set up a motion activated camera and have spent the last 487 hours reviewing the footage. im very proud to announce that i have caught irrefutable proff of the existence of ghosts on video!!!  that poo poo, my heart is still racing from this
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Mar 1, 2018 15:32
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Moon Atari posted:If this hunt pays off I'll have all the ghost meat i can eat for months to come. you IDIOT every ghost corpse and ghoulburg downed draws your alignment closer to Chaotic, even if it does give you a Toughness boost MORON
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Mar 1, 2018 15:36
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We want answers.
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Mar 1, 2018 15:38
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Protip: tie a rope around a y-shaped stick and then use it to prop up a box. Placed a cherished family heirloom under the box. This is the simplest yet most effective ghost trap I’ve found
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Mar 1, 2018 15:45
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you guys stay up here im going to go have a look around in the basement *gingerly traverses down staircase while sliding hand across adjacent wall searching for a light switch* man its pitch black down here i guess i should have brought a flashlight *pulls out smartphone and taps the camera icon to enable the light function* *facial recognition square appears on screen* uh *phone dies* *quickly shuffles back upstairs*
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Mar 1, 2018 15:47
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give me a moment to apply the proper oils to my , uh, sword.
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Mar 1, 2018 15:53
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I'm the ghost hunting tuff guy that yells sick burns at ghosts who aren't showing themselves. What's up, spook!? What you got, huh!? Yeah that's what I thought, binch. *turns around and walks into low hanging basement pipe.
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Mar 1, 2018 15:57
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i think we're dealing with a bigfoot ghost
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Mar 1, 2018 16:06
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Hector Beerlioz posted:i think we're dealing with a bigfoot ghost A great disaster occurred on this land... I'm feeling the anguish of many bigfoots.... Forced to entertain past the point of exhaustion....Denied their smoke breaks....
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Mar 1, 2018 16:15
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Yeehaw I'm gunna wrangle me a ghost! *throws lasso at random empty spaces*
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Mar 1, 2018 16:30
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Fartbox posted:Ghosts are real because I made love to one, once That was me you jerk, I'm not a ghost! Am I? 
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Mar 1, 2018 16:30
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I Dunno posted:Yeehaw I'm gunna wrangle me a ghost! I tried this and I actually got one! Turns out being tied up is his kink so now I got a horny ghost that won't leave me alone. Please, let me eat cereal in peace, specter!
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Mar 1, 2018 16:33
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xXGhost_Reaper_420_69Xx here, broadcasting live from the legendary Blue Ghost Tunnel. *spins camera around* As you can see folks, there is no trickery involved here, this is my cellphone so there is no way I can edit this video. I will now set down the camera for a minute, haha forgot to use the bathroom on my trek down here. *sets camera down, spooky music begins playing* Whoa folks do you hear that!!! The ghosts are greeting me. Well that's all for today, remember to like, share and subscribe!!!
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Mar 1, 2018 16:39
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My butthole is expanding, what is happening
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Mar 1, 2018 16:46
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Oi, mate! This 'ere ghost's a beaut' 'int she? An amazin' creatcha' !
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Mar 1, 2018 17:26
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the posting ghosts are INSIDE THE PARANORMAL/CONSPIRACY FORUM
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Mar 1, 2018 17:31
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I prefer the Ghost Adventures approach of buff men walking into a dark room and yelling "Come at me, bro!"
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Mar 1, 2018 17:34
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Kazak posted:A great disaster occurred on this land... I'm feeling the anguish of many bigfoots.... Forced to entertain past the point of exhaustion....Denied their smoke breaks.... someone pm Isaac and tell him the ruins of the future center are going to need another exorcism
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Mar 1, 2018 17:34
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The posts are coming... From... No this can't be right... THEY'RE COMING FROM INSIDE THE THREAD!!!
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Mar 1, 2018 17:34
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:The posts are coming... From... No this can't be right... THEY'RE COMING FROM INSIDE THE THREAD!!! dont look now but I think there is a skelimton inside u
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Mar 1, 2018 17:36
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man nurse posted:I prefer the Ghost Adventures approach of buff men walking into a dark room and yelling "Come at me, bro!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LBPoxMnfzc
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Mar 1, 2018 17:38
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*Lays down naked on a haunted bed with my rear end up in the air*
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Mar 1, 2018 18:04
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*is revealed to be in the early stages of schizophrenia*
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Mar 1, 2018 18:05
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It's ghost-huntin' season! *loads blunderbuss*
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Mar 1, 2018 18:14
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right click and select save as to get a sample of some of the many EVP (Evil Vocal Poltergeist) recordings ive made over the years "......... yes......" 0:24 "...........had bean can...." 0:37 ".......uhoh......" 0:14
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Mar 1, 2018 18:32
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*Post Malone stares gapemouthed at night vision camera* OH MY GOD THE EVP RECORDER IS PICKING SOMETHING UP!!! Ghostly moan: Nice tats, doooooooouche~
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Mar 1, 2018 18:32
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Be very very quiet, I'm hunting ghosts..
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Mar 1, 2018 18:39
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I Brake For MILFs posted:Be very very quiet, I'm hunting ghosts.. It's vampire season!
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Mar 1, 2018 18:41
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Colonel Cancer posted:It's vampire season! Ghost Season!
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Mar 1, 2018 18:49
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*investigates of former slaughterhouse using steak and raw chicken as bait I know you're here, give me a sign! Is this a part of you? Were you killed here? Arrgggh, starting to get a stomach pains... *A canned ham slowly slides out of my rear end
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Mar 1, 2018 19:20
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*is cornered by the ghosts of every chicken to die at human hands* ok welp that swarm would be trillions big I think that is actually scary
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Mar 1, 2018 19:27
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That's not asbestos, that's ghost powder!
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Mar 1, 2018 19:42
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*Insists on investigating in the dark because that's the only time ghosts come out and not at all because low light environments cause your brain to wildly try and interpret the poo poo its barely seeing*
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Mar 1, 2018 19:44
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*records a bunch of static off the radio* guys guys guys check out this EVP!
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Mar 1, 2018 19:49
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Years ago I played in the NFL. Now I roam these corridors, searching for my lost balls. I am... The ghost punter.
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Mar 1, 2018 19:53
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*in very Mike Rowe voice* Tonight, we find out what happens when the ghost hunter...becomes the ghost hunted.
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