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"Woah, the temperature just dropped like 10 degrees in here... did you feel that?" "Some ex-employees have reported seeing apparitions - ghost-like entities - roaming the hallways of this abandoned Fuddruckers at night." (Complete absence of sound) "Woah! Did you hear that?!?" "Something inside this old paper mill doesn't seem right." (Air from air duct knocks broom over) "Holy ****!!! Something DEFINITELY does not want us here!"
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I only ghost hunt for sustinence. Edit: or culling the population
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Mar 1, 2018 12:08
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The trick is to gut them quickly so the organs don't spoil the ghost-meat.
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Mar 1, 2018 12:10
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*checks tapes of people posting in the thread and hears a fart noise* it's clearly an apparition saying "hello how are you" I'M DOING WELL. I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU. I'M A SCIENTIST
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Mar 1, 2018 12:14
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We listened to the tape upside down and back to front IN REVERSE and you can clearly hear a voice saying 'Ubzppprta'.
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Mar 1, 2018 12:17
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"Oh man, it is really cold in this part of the room, you can tell there's some kind of paranormal activity going on" (is standing directly underneath an air vent)
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Mar 1, 2018 12:21
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*out-of-focus dust passes in front of night vision camera* "Guys watch out, we're seeing class 3 orb activity here."
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Mar 1, 2018 12:42
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Are you the spirit of Bill the Butcher? Were not scared of you, you cant hurt people anymore! *something falls over in another room* Oh my God lets get the gently caress out of here! Run!!!!!!
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Mar 1, 2018 12:44
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*waves beeping gizmo slowly* we've got mobile emf here, it's either a poltergeist or your house was built above an ancient native american electric carousel
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Mar 1, 2018 12:47
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Mar 1, 2018 12:57
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Did you guys hear that?
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Mar 1, 2018 12:58
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Listen! Do you smell something?
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Mar 1, 2018 13:01
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The Microsoft Kinect shows the apparition dancing behind Greg! SPIRIT TOUCH GREG oh my god did you see that the spirit touched Greg GET OUT OF THERE MAN ITS DANGEROUS!!!! Greg: Oh my god I felt a twinge in my shoulder where the stick figure stabbed me. *other, giant stick figure keeps moving around on wall but they don't talk about it because it's not dancing around on Greg*
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Mar 1, 2018 13:02
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Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands! *Enter the Harlem Globetrotters for some reason*
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Mar 1, 2018 13:22
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if there's anyone in this room right now, please talk to us *rat scurries through abandoned building* Whoah sh** Get the electromagnetic field reader, we have a poltergeist here
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Mar 1, 2018 13:33
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*heat radiating off boner throws thermal cam out of whack*
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Mar 1, 2018 13:36
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This house...is clean.
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Mar 1, 2018 13:39
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Hello spirit my name is Judith, we come as friends. If you hear us please give us a sign. We don't wish to disturb you. I'm very lonely
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Mar 1, 2018 13:42
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*room gets noticeably colder* I feel a presence... someone or something is here! *frost on the window forms into the shape of a hand with middle finger raised* Someone is trying to communicate with us from the other side! *the television turns on of its own accord. it shows an image of a dog turd* We are friends, departed one! We wish to communicate! Tell us your story! *the words "gently caress OFF" form in blood on the wall* Hello spirit! Hello! We are waiting! Give us your message!
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Mar 1, 2018 13:51
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Any y'all ghosts ever seen Ghostbusters? Heh, well I'm sort of the Akroyd of our group
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Mar 1, 2018 13:52
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Spirits please knock if you like Danny Trejo
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Mar 1, 2018 14:01
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Any y'all ghosts ever seen Ghostbusters? Heh, well I'm sort of the Tracy the Gorilla of our group
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Mar 1, 2018 14:02
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I'm the loud jump cut to commercials after 5 minutes of no "action" whatsoever.
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Mar 1, 2018 14:10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckqYlJQE8fQ
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Mar 1, 2018 14:25
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Ghosts are real because I made love to one, once It sucked my dick and then ate my cum I begged it to stay with me but it had to leave for other endeavours
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Mar 1, 2018 14:28
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"It's suddenly REALLY cold in here..." "I know, my nipples are hard."
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Mar 1, 2018 14:28
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"I was once like you. Out there at the asscrack of dawn, coffee in my belly, six pack and a rifle in my lap, watching my breath fog the frigid morning air. But that's when I saw The Enchanted Buck - a forty-pointer if I ever seen one, and whiter'n Tom Cruise's teeth. I took my shot, and it barely seemed to annoy the beast. He took notice of me then, and ran me through." I raise my shirt, showing the ragged antler stab wounds punctuating my ectoplasmic flesh. The hunters gathered around the bar gasp as I bid them farewell and fade into invisibility, hovering through the nearest wall and taking a leak outside before floating back to the woods.
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Mar 1, 2018 14:44
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wait I think I screwed that up
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Mar 1, 2018 14:45
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*pulls up to abandoned mansion in a large van with my 4 late-teens friends and a great dane*
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Mar 1, 2018 14:46
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*stealthily kicks Fartbox's post across the forum Uhh did you see that? It moved on it's own! Better call the  History channel for a reality show!!
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Mar 1, 2018 14:47
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*is totally a consummate professional and not a dork getting spooked by wires*
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Mar 1, 2018 14:50
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i set up a motion activated camera and have spent the last 487 hours reviewing the footage. im very proud to announce that i have caught irrefutable proff of the existence of ghosts on video!!! note: those with sever heart conditions should not permit themselves to watch the following clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMcM2yEaW1E
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Mar 1, 2018 14:54
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"I just want to talk, I'm not here to have sex with you. Unless that is what you want, I don't judge." *takes off pants*
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Mar 1, 2018 15:02
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Weve found that sometimes ghosts respond to aggression and insults *turns around and starts shouting the word rear end in a top hat down an empty hallway*
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Mar 1, 2018 15:06
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Hello, I am a ghost hunter, is there a ghost in this thread?
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Mar 1, 2018 15:11
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yes hello this is ghost
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Mar 1, 2018 15:12
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Whl7QMTlHm8
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Mar 1, 2018 15:13
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"I don't see anything yet, which means there are definitely unsettled spirits nearby."
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In life I was a hunter, now I'm dead
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