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Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Why can't a massive SA shitstorm ever start at like 3PM rather than just before midnight on a night I need to get sleep but now won't?

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Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

SunAndSpring posted:

you wouldn't have this content without the work of the brave posters of cspam

Say what you wants about the tenants of cspam and tgrs, but at least its comedy!

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
The internet makes you stupid

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Capri Sun Tzu posted:

Hey Jones. We knew who you were when you joined, we just posted with you in good faith because that's how we do.

Here's your discord ID posts over time friend. Since you joined our discord you posted way more frequently here than in any of your own discords, or on SA. I'm sure all of it it was just because you were pulling one over on us CHUDS, but in that time you had a lot to say.


It probably would surprise you that some of your fellow WTT posters were gay/trans (and nobody cares its just posting dude), but the funniest thing is when people started accusing us of deleting your posts, when you were the one deleting them, and full backups of the things you tried to erase remain online.

Anyone who makes off jokes is a literal Nazi, anyone who says the Bad Words is a nazi is hitler etc so throw me under the bus already to satisfy people who have, in the immortal words of Infrateal, "clearcut their own junk, reduced to prowling public showerdrains for clotted pube whorls, a shaker of sea salt in one hand and chopsticks in the other."

lmao

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Capri Sun Tzu posted:

Hey Jones. We knew who you were when you joined, we just posted with you in good faith because that's how we do.

Here's your discord ID posts over time friend. Since you joined our discord you posted way more frequently here than in any of your own discords, or on SA. I'm sure all of it it was just because you were pulling one over on us CHUDS, but in that time you had a lot to say.


It probably would surprise you that some of your fellow WTT posters were gay/trans (and nobody cares its just posting dude), but the funniest thing is when people started accusing us of deleting your posts, when you were the one deleting them, and full backups of the things you tried to erase remain online.

Anyone who makes off jokes is a literal Nazi, anyone who says the Bad Words is a nazi is hitler etc so throw me under the bus already to satisfy people who have, in the immortal words of Infrateal, "clearcut their own junk, reduced to prowling public showerdrains for clotted pube whorls, a shaker of sea salt in one hand and chopsticks in the other."

interesting

Capri Sun Tzu
Oct 24, 2017

by Reene

redneck nazgul posted:

Remember when I said that the first thing anyone says if you get approached by a spy is "CALL THE loving FEDS, DON'T DO ANYTHING"?

There's a few reasons for that.

1. You are likely not trained in counterintelligence. They are.

The person trying to get information out of you is trained to get information out of people while keeping theirs. You are likely not trained in how to see that coming, let alone get information out of them. This means that they are a few chess moves ahead of you while you're sitting there trying to figure out whether you want to be the red or black checkers. You're already at a disadvantage.

2. The fact that you're talking to them is enough for them to work with.

If you decide that you're smart enough to go ahead and play along or feed them bad information, they already have some record of you chatting with the spy. Now they can use that as leverage to get you to actually provide information, since you're basically compromised at this point and can lose your job or position. At that point, they don't even have to try and bribe you or appeal to your ego/ideology/hatred for your country.

3. You have no leverage to make them go away, except by calling the cops before it even starts.

Seriously. If you're willing to play ball, they will continue playing ball and tugging until you're no longer useful. If you start out giving them things and then go "oh god, maybe I don't want to be a spy any more", congratulations, you're still guilty of espionage for everything you've already done. They can use that to keep you in the game.

4. A lot of espionage starts out as you having a friend to exploit the fact that you're friends.

Seriously. It's not some super attractive person with a hint of an accent sliding up to you in a bar and asking what you do for a living. It's a friend of a friend who eventually asks if you want to earn some extra money or do them a solid. There's a decent chance you don't know who they're working for and you might not ever find out because you don't need to know. All they want is your information.

5. You don't have the resources, expertise, or connections to solve this on your own.

You are one person. Maybe you're smart, maybe you just have some connection to something someone wants. All of your internet detective-ing isn't going to suss out who wants your information, who the person you're talking to is, or what their overall goal is. Say what you want about spooks, they have a lot of money and resources to throw at problems, whether those problems are "I want this guy's information" or "I want to know who wants this guy's information". You don't.

So, there's a few basic things.

Now, with that in mind, let's look at this 'operation'.

1. We used a goon.

Goon project jokes aside, the unifying factor among all of us is "We paid $10". How much loyalty does $10 get you? Sure, a bunch of us are friends, but that means absolutely gently caress all. One of the reasons you use spooks for this sort of thing is that spooks, usually, have some sort of higher loyalty that keeps them grounded during all of this. There isn't a loving person on these forums I'd trust to infiltrate Nazis, not because I think you're all secretly Nazis, but because there's a special combination of "I can blend into this community" and "I know they're not a Nazi or going to become one" and $10 isn't enough to make me trust any of you with that. Sorry.

If the admins wanted something like this, they should have hired some outside help. If PPJ volunteered for this, all bets are off because see the above bullet points. Instead of the spy wanting something from you, now the spy is offering you information. Same rules apply.

2. PPJ used his own account, as a moderator, to infiltrate this group.

This is bad from the get-go. If he's not compromised (i.e, an actual Nazi) from the get-go, they're probably going to want him to prove his loyalty. If you don't have moderator powers, this could be anything from "get information" to "help harass this person". If you do have moderator buttons, the sky's the loving limit. Probe posters, ban posters, leak the mod forum, all of it. If he wasn't compromised but wants to keep in the good graces of the people he's dealing with, he'd probably have to do some shady questionable poo poo with his buttons. At that point, he's susceptible to blackmail. See above.

3. PPJ used his position in the group to warn people of Nazi action.

If PPJ is compromised, he can feed any amount of 'bad' information to the mods and have them react. At that point, they don't have to actually do anything, just task PPJ to rile up the goons every once in a while for the lulz. If PPJ isn't compromised, they can start leaking specific plans, often to specific people, to see what gets passed on and how the targets react. If they find out that KM goes dark every time there's a threat and PPJ is in the chat, there's your smoking gun. At that point, even if he's not compromised, he's under suspicion and they can start feeding him bad information. Once again, you're dealing with professionals.

4. There is no way of knowing PPJ's loyalties.

See the previous #1, but this boils down to "You know PPJ is a member of X and Y. You cannot say for certain that he is not a member of Z, which is even worse than X and Y put together." If PPJ was compromised at any point, guess what? Your entire plan is now turned on its head and he's spying on you.

5. The admins decided to keep this hush-hush.

This one is actually understandable, because you want to protect your sources and methods, i.e, we have a mole or several in Nazi Discords. The problem with this is that if your mole is particularly hated and has a visible position under his own name on the forums, people are going to do some digging because they want to bring down the bad guy. Now your entire plan is revealed to everybody because he had to operate under his own name.

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So, with all of that, I'm going to say that this was loving irresponsible, stupid, and dangerous.

Spies use fake names and documents all the time, you have access to the literal databases where you could make a fake account and start seeding it with posts, why would you use a moderator that people vocally dislike? gently caress, make a new mod in Private Game Servers if them having access to the mod forum for leaks is important for clarity. If they need to prove that they're a mod, make some fake accounts to post in your chosen forum so you can probate them with the secret Nazi phrase.

If you're volunteering to spy for something, people should be really really suspicious of where your loyalties lie because you're already declaring "I want to betray someone's trust for my own gain". As I said before, it would be trivial to hand over fake information and create additional layers of security for Naziposting where Nazis could operate without being seen by the goon moles. It's dangerous to have someone in a position of authority doing this because we can't prove where anyone's loyalties lie and it just takes one request to use moderation powers for Nazi things to compromise someone for a long time.

I'll take a few more questions if anyone has them.

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
the chuds throwing PPJ under the bus is an even funnier twist lmao

thank you capri sun tzu for your service

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Honestly this poo poo is some good old school something awful drama, that is real loving dumb.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Capri Sun Tzu posted:

... in the immortal words of Infrateal, "clearcut their own junk, reduced to prowling public showerdrains for clotted pube whorls, a shaker of sea salt in one hand and chopsticks in the other."

For what it's worth this is some powerfully unsettling imagery.

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

Capri Sun Tzu posted:

Is a loving nazi

Oh great the nazis are back on SA.

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

Phi230 posted:

the chuds throwing PPJ under the bus is an even funnier twist lmao

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Live Free posted:

FYAD: lmao hitler smokes weed and has big balls
VICE: Venerable online community gently caress You And Die closed after being overrun with white supremacists
Lowtax: Yeah it got pretty bad. They were organizing white power rallies and straight pride parades. It was somethinf else.
Lowtax (Facebook Messenger): ugh I wish the angry insane trans forum would shut the hell up
Mods: We've been cavorting with nazis in a secret discord. Brazilians getting shot, interracial porn, the kek frog, the whole nine yards. We will not be taking any questions at this time but we thank you for your patience in this matter and assure you that an official statement is forthcoming.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Stop trying to change the subject bitch!!

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Phi230 posted:

the chuds throwing PPJ under the bus is an even funnier twist lmao

thank you capri sun tzu for your service

It’s like a version of mother’s night where right at the end, Hitler shows up and punches the protagonist in the balls

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Capri Sun Tzu posted:

Hey Jones. We knew who you were when you joined, we just posted with you in good faith because that's how we do.

Here's your discord ID posts over time friend. Since you joined our discord you posted way more frequently here than in any of your own discords, or on SA. I'm sure all of it it was just because you were pulling one over on us CHUDS, but in that time you had a lot to say.


It probably would surprise you that some of your fellow WTT posters were gay/trans (and nobody cares its just posting dude), but the funniest thing is when people started accusing us of deleting your posts, when you were the one deleting them, and full backups of the things you tried to erase remain online.

Anyone who makes off jokes is a literal Nazi, anyone who says the Bad Words is a nazi is hitler etc so throw me under the bus already to satisfy people who have, in the immortal words of Infrateal, "clearcut their own junk, reduced to prowling public showerdrains for clotted pube whorls, a shaker of sea salt in one hand and chopsticks in the other."

jones, in the party plane, betrayed by his own

DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca



Again, the stupidity of this website will never cease to amaze me. lol


Capri Sun Tzu posted:

Anyone who makes off jokes is a literal Nazi, anyone who says the Bad Words is a nazi is hitler etc so throw me under the bus already to satisfy people who have, in the immortal words of Infrateal, "clearcut their own junk, reduced to prowling public showerdrains for clotted pube whorls, a shaker of sea salt in one hand and chopsticks in the other."

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

thanks for outing yourself as nazi trash, i guess???

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
PPJ framed FYAD

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
lol, just lol

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

DemoneeHo posted:

Again, the stupidity of this website will never cease to amaze me. lol


thanks for outing yourself as nazi trash, i guess???

Thank God he now rests in hell

DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca


Oh hey, ppj also got perma'd too

what a busy night it's been

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Really quite a very interesting night.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

frankenfreak posted:

lol, just lol

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

drat this poo poo owns

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



some real mr robot poo poo here, incredible

Normie Chomsky
Apr 10, 2008


perma plane jones

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Lmfao

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




:stonklol:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Normie Chomsky posted:

perma plane jones
Heh.

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin

Capri Sun Tzu posted:

Hey Jones. We knew who you were when you joined, we just posted with you in good faith because that's how we do.

Here's your discord ID posts over time friend. Since you joined our discord you posted way more frequently here than in any of your own discords, or on SA. I'm sure all of it it was just because you were pulling one over on us CHUDS, but in that time you had a lot to say.


It probably would surprise you that some of your fellow WTT posters were gay/trans (and nobody cares its just posting dude), but the funniest thing is when people started accusing us of deleting your posts, when you were the one deleting them, and full backups of the things you tried to erase remain online.

Anyone who makes off jokes is a literal Nazi, anyone who says the Bad Words is a nazi is hitler etc so throw me under the bus already to satisfy people who have, in the immortal words of Infrateal, "clearcut their own junk, reduced to prowling public showerdrains for clotted pube whorls, a shaker of sea salt in one hand and chopsticks in the other."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OfcxUiZCHQ

loving nazis dude.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
this is so stupid I love these loving forums

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Capri Sun Tzu posted:

Hey Jones. We knew who you were when you joined, we just posted with you in good faith because that's how we do.

Here's your discord ID posts over time friend. Since you joined our discord you posted way more frequently here than in any of your own discords, or on SA. I'm sure all of it it was just because you were pulling one over on us CHUDS, but in that time you had a lot to say.


It probably would surprise you that some of your fellow WTT posters were gay/trans (and nobody cares its just posting dude), but the funniest thing is when people started accusing us of deleting your posts, when you were the one deleting them, and full backups of the things you tried to erase remain online.

Anyone who makes off jokes is a literal Nazi, anyone who says the Bad Words is a nazi is hitler etc so throw me under the bus already to satisfy people who have, in the immortal words of Infrateal, "clearcut their own junk, reduced to prowling public showerdrains for clotted pube whorls, a shaker of sea salt in one hand and chopsticks in the other."

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
jeffrey: indeeed, and now youve blown his cover. i know this sounds ridiculous, but

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
I'm still just so confused at all of this poo poo



It's like watching the last 10 minutes of a movie

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
He did it for the forms but I will miss him.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
This would be a perfect time for Lowtax to come in and shake things up a little imo

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

CharlestonJew posted:

this is so stupid I love these loving forums

Been saying that since the FYAD stuff started. Great times to be a goon

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

Homeless Friend posted:

jeffrey: indeeed, and now youve blown his cover. i know this sounds ridiculous, but

Lol

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

drilldo squirt posted:

He did it for the forms but I will miss him.

Drilldo I think maybe he did not do it for the forums

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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shockingly it turns out that actually bringing back lf was probably not a good idea

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goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

It sure is funny how PPJ probed a bunch of people on his way out but, never tried to ban/probe Capri Sun Tzu :thunk:

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