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we knew it was the right wand for me since it started shooting out slim jims as soon as I laid hands on it
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# ? May 25, 2021 23:38 |
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Virginity
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# ? May 25, 2021 23:38 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Got assigned a balldo at the wand shop, what about y'all One of them dog tug of war ropes, with a dog attach. I think I am going to be late to most of my classes and have severe issues with PETA when I have to wave this thing around.
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# ? May 25, 2021 23:43 |
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hagrid's house disappearing some giant hairy sweaty hog
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# ? May 25, 2021 23:45 |
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Aardvark! posted:we knew it was the right wand for me since it started shooting out slim jims as soon as I laid hands on it I think mines broken, its just kinda hanging there. Kinda uncomfortable sitting at the desks in class tbh
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# ? May 25, 2021 23:46 |
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gently caress I got taco bell
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# ? May 25, 2021 23:49 |
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*waves wand* Anus Prolapsus!
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# ? May 25, 2021 23:51 |
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:*waves wand* Don't think you need magic for that one
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# ? May 25, 2021 23:53 |
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Haus Ligma
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# ? May 25, 2021 23:56 |
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Fuckwarts
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# ? May 25, 2021 23:56 |
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Hoggintuggin'
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# ? May 26, 2021 00:05 |
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Grover
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# ? May 26, 2021 00:09 |
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Jove Tone posted:Grover i wouldn't be surprised to learn that the staircases in groverhaus also rearranged themselves at night
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# ? May 26, 2021 00:10 |
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Waffle
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# ? May 26, 2021 00:12 |
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Harry Potter tortured Voldemort violently and mad him throw up
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# ? May 26, 2021 00:15 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Yer an install wizard
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# ? May 26, 2021 00:17 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Got assigned a balldo at the wand shop, what about y'all dick rambone broomstick
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# ? May 26, 2021 00:17 |
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crispix posted:dick rambone broomstick Thats the newest model
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# ? May 26, 2021 00:19 |
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actually this is very rude, it was a children's film
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# ? May 26, 2021 00:19 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Fuckwarts H arry P otter V enereal disease
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# ? May 26, 2021 01:15 |
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Cumblespunk
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# ? May 26, 2021 01:31 |
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Do u think wizard college would have really annoying frats
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# ? May 26, 2021 01:35 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Do u think wizard college would have really annoying frats It was wizard high school and modeled after actual British school poo poo
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# ? May 26, 2021 01:38 |
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Ya but imagine how much worse wizard Greek frats would be
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# ? May 26, 2021 01:40 |
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wizard rednecks magicking their broomsticks to roll coal
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# ? May 26, 2021 01:41 |
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Wizard hipsters mixing traditional robes (two sizes too small) with Crocs and the worst muggle fashions
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# ? May 26, 2021 01:45 |
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The only magic I need to get anything done is my irresistible charm.
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# ? May 26, 2021 02:00 |
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Randarkman posted:I think it's funny that there's an arrogant nazi house and at the end of the books the protagonist tells his son that he wishes he gets put in the nazi house. Is it Gryffindor or Slitherin? serious question
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# ? May 26, 2021 04:29 |
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Randarkman posted:I think it's funny that there's an arrogant nazi house and at the end of the books the protagonist tells his son that he wishes he gets put in the nazi house. well yeah, he became a cop.
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# ? May 26, 2021 05:29 |
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Cory in the
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# ? May 26, 2021 05:31 |
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I’m a house elf. I adore my servitude though because I’m a Scottish Brownie, the legend of whom predates slavery as an institution by a shitload of time.
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# ? May 26, 2021 05:54 |
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I heard my house herds horses hauling hearses to Hogwarts rehearsals.
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# ? May 26, 2021 06:26 |
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Which house throws the best bug chasing parties
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# ? May 26, 2021 06:32 |
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Nooner posted:Which house throws the best bug chasing parties the hufflepuff common room is just a great writhing sweaty mass
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# ? May 26, 2021 06:33 |
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i will have sexual intercourse with the talking hat
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# ? May 26, 2021 06:39 |
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:i will have sexual intercourse with the talking hat I've heard of a hat trick, but this is ridiculous!!
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# ? May 26, 2021 06:49 |
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:i will have sexual intercourse with the talking hat no, the talking hat will have sexual intercourse with you
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# ? May 26, 2021 07:07 |
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i had the weasle twins conjure me up some fake hands so I can discreetly tug under my robe
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# ? May 26, 2021 07:25 |
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run's house
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# ? May 26, 2021 07:37 |
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i got house tugglehuff!
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