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I like the part where they drew the analogy of a servered dick to a Mario Kart banana. Whoever wrote this is having a great week. Uncle Enzo posted:I am SO triggered by this. I am a lib, and I have been owned. There is nothing that hurts my fee fees more than a bold True American brave enough to cut off his own dick and then lead the police on a 30-mile chase, bleeding throughout. Ugh. Are you always in your own self centered bubble?
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Can we appreciate how badass this man is? His mental illness told him that he had to cut off his own dick to save the world, but that doesn't mean that his mental illness gave him any kind of desire to do so. He was in the same state of mind as you or I would be about our dicks should we be put into an actual situation where we must sacrifice our dick for the world. loving champion.
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The Human Crouton posted:Can we appreciate how badass this man is? As someone who believes that karma follows us past this life, Im seriously scratching my head on how this one will work. Whats the karmic reprocussion for cutting your own dick off?
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Sep 2, 2021 03:20
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This reminds me of a  joke my dad told me when the whole Bobbit thing was inescapable back in 1993.A car with two guys is driving in the opposite direction of Lorena’s car the moment she throws John’s penis out the window, which bounces off the opposing car’s windshield before landing in the field. The driver tells the passenger, “Whoa, did you see how erratic that lady was driving? She was all over the road.” and the passenger says, “Never mind her, DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THE DICK ON THAT BUG??!”
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Sep 2, 2021 03:23
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can't decide if this guy didn't care enough about tuggin or cared TOO MUCH
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Sep 2, 2021 03:35
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The Human Crouton posted:Can we appreciate how badass this man is? Yeah, mental illness is awful. If i had to cut my dick off to save the world I would refuse like a coward and be chased by the cops as they tried to remove it from my body. Even Jesus didn't make a sacrifice like that.
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Sep 2, 2021 03:44
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vudan posted:If i had to cut my dick off to save the world I would refuse like a coward and be chased by the cops as they tried to remove it from my body. lmbo
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Sep 2, 2021 03:56
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the cops are neither for nor against cutting off dicks, neither with god nor the devil, they simply don't want anybody to have anything and whatever it is they will chase you to make you have the opposite
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Sep 2, 2021 03:59
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Cubone posted:the cops are neither for nor against cutting off dicks, neither with god nor the devil, they simply don't want anybody to have anything and whatever it is they will chase you to make you have the opposite SIR! SIR, CUT OFF YOUR DICK!
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Sep 2, 2021 04:07
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Lol
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Sep 2, 2021 04:33
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Cutting off your own dong should be legal. Selling severed dicks should still be illegal because of the tremendous suffering the cock trade causes
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Sep 2, 2021 04:42
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What about organic free range cocks
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Sep 2, 2021 04:44
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Colonel Cancer posted:What about organic free range cocks Eww. Too cheesy
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Sep 2, 2021 04:45
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Colonel Cancer posted:What about organic free range cocks Im ok with that
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Sep 2, 2021 04:45
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Wow those cops really wanted that guys dick
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Sep 2, 2021 05:34
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Well, we are still here, so maybe he really did save the world OP 
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Sep 2, 2021 05:54
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Cubone posted:the cops are neither for nor against cutting off dicks, neither with god nor the devil, they simply don't want anybody to have anything and whatever it is they will chase you to make you have the opposite I mean.. Yeah
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Sep 2, 2021 06:02
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Uncle Enzo posted:I am SO triggered by this. I am a lib, and I have been owned. There is nothing that hurts my fee fees more than a bold True American brave enough to cut off his own dick and then lead the police on a 30-mile chase, bleeding throughout. if the Trumper's keep this up I'm gonna piss my girly little liberal panties
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Sep 2, 2021 06:31
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nut posted:drat, this guy is totally nuts
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Sep 2, 2021 08:06
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Pfft, radio man told me to cut my dick off to save the world last week and you don't see me making a big deal about it. Some people just crave attention.
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Sep 2, 2021 08:29
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zaepg posted:I like the part where they drew the analogy of a servered dick to a Mario Kart banana. When I read it this music started playing in my head. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU9aQz_MLyM&t=30s
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Sep 2, 2021 11:23
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Man if it woulda been me I woulda picked that dick up off the hot summer asphalt and sucked IT THE FREAK OFF!!!
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Sep 2, 2021 11:25
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zaepg posted:As someone who believes that karma follows us past this life, Im seriously scratching my head on how this one will work. and his son would have been Adolf Hitler 2
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Sep 2, 2021 11:30
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Cubone posted:lmbo lmdo
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Sep 2, 2021 13:06
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"Radio told me how to save the world with my dick!" is a slightly different kind of crazy than "these fantasy books I read are proof I time traveled through magic to save the world from the Nazis!", but I'm still gonna pretend this is that one poster from months ago. Just gonna believe that. I think it's true. It really feels true to me, you know?
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Sep 2, 2021 14:25
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:"Radio told me how to save the world with my dick!" is a slightly different kind of crazy than "these fantasy books I read are proof I time traveled through magic to save the world from the Nazis!", but I'm still gonna pretend this is that one poster from months ago. We can't actually confirm that this guy is that same poster so it technically could be the same guy.
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Sep 2, 2021 16:04
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I wonder how much horse paste is raging in his viens
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Sep 2, 2021 16:11
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Dignity Van Houten posted:What if he was right though. Jesus Christ personally contacted him and said "to save the world from climate disaster and nuclear hellfire,I need you Frank to cut off your dick and throw it out the window while running from the police." Well you know what, the world is spinning today isn't it? You ever wonder if maybe he's telling the truth? Maybe god is real and did contact him. Not to save the world, just to see if it would be that easy to convince a dude to cut his unit off. "Watch this, Lou, I'm gonna make this dumb gently caress mutilate himself"
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Sep 2, 2021 16:16
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i bet he's exaggerating about the length of his car chase
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Sep 2, 2021 16:17
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one time i was driving behind a tractor and trailer and a cabbage bounced off the trailer onto the road in front of my automabile but i still can't imagine what it'd be like to have a linus bounce on the road in front of my autamobile
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Sep 2, 2021 16:24
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even when the cabbage fell off i made a shocked noise like OOOOH, because i was very startled by it, i think if it had been a man's member i would have been sick
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Sep 2, 2021 16:25
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Cutting my dick off in solidarity with this american hero rn
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Sep 2, 2021 16:28
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CPL593H posted:No information yet as to whether or not he saved the world. World is still here ain't it? 
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:You ever wonder if maybe he's telling the truth? Maybe god is real and did contact him. Not to save the world, just to see if it would be that easy to convince a dude to cut his unit off. If you were older than time itself you'd probably be really bored and just start doing weird and stupid poo poo because why not?
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Sep 2, 2021 16:40
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lot of people in here poking fun but nobody can prove he was wrong
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Sep 2, 2021 16:41
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THIS AINT NO STOPPING AT THE RED LIGHTS IM SIDEWAYS, COCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER, CROTCH BLEEDS IN A HIGH SPEED CHASE WITH THE LAW A BLEEDING EUNUCH LIKE YOU NEVER SAW
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Sep 2, 2021 16:46
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a guy cut off his own dick a shameful guy
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Sep 2, 2021 16:49
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BORN TO DIE WORLD IS A gently caress 4,000,000,000 SEVERED DICKS
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World hasn't ended yet, maybe he had a point. If they re-attach and the sun goes dark and tremors begin, you brought it on yourself
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