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When scientists experimentally attached speakers to a living human's skeleton in 1986 it screamed and sobbed hysterically to be let out.
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9/11 was not necessarily planned by the CIA or any other branch of the US government, but it was seized as an opportunity to curtail civil rights, embolden the military-industrial complex and expand the surveillance state. see also: the underwear bomber, columbine, sandy hook, waco, dorner, covid, BLM, facebook, jan 6th insurrection, etc Methanar fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Jan 4, 2022 |
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There's a skeleton inside you right now. And it's wet.
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- The number one cause of bubonic plague is posting in a Wizard Master thread - The musical band "The Beatles" were actually four beetles in a trenchcoat (per member)
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Wizard Master posted:
okay but i dont think the comparison is apt becaues most of those animals are just spiders that crawl into your mouth at night while you're sleeping and one human weighs the same as like 20 million spiders
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the basenji is a breed of dog that does not bark for its whole life except for one really really loud one it's been saving up for right before it dies
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some people are flexible enough to touch the top of their head with their asscheeks without breaking
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- a whole bunch of people are called 'James' - they have toilet bowls but not toilet plates - hot dog buns come in packs of six but I cum from my Penis - your parents created your skeleton by loving
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Benny Harvey posted:Edinburgh is further West than Liverpool. See also: Atlanta is further west than Detroit.
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in the u.s., the positively identified, unclaimed bodies of people that died of natural causes have almost no legal status other than a few limited federal statutes that apply to all human remains. their interment (usually cremation) is generally subcontracted by the state governments to the lowest bidder, with limited federal oversight to ensure they're interred safely and respectfully... except in kentucky between the years of 1973 and 1990. for unclear reasons, for that 17 year period, and no one has ever come forward to explain this, the state government of kentucky had a sweetheart deal with a reclusive european aristocrat named helmut laser, and nobody knows what he did with the bodies. due to a loophole in international law, for this period there was no law governing the oversight or repatriation of bodies that are positively identified, unclaimed, and expatriated willingly to a private party for the purposes of interment. when this changed, laser immediately ceased operations and has not been heard from since. it's hard to even find confirmation if helmut laser is still alive, and if he died, what secrets went with him. now, I can't believe this is true because I just made it up, but it is pretty f*cked up so I think it counts.
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Smugworth posted:please put the number of reports a user made on their profile astral This is legit the best forums idea I’ve seen in a long drat time E: it’s like the numb nuts who put Trump poo poo in their front yard. It lets you know upfront who isn’t worth engaging with
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Cubone posted:in the u.s., the positively identified, unclaimed bodies of people that died of natural causes have almost no legal status other than a few limited federal statutes that apply to all human remains. their interment (usually cremation) is generally subcontracted by the state governments to the lowest bidder, with limited federal oversight to ensure they're interred safely and respectfully... except in kentucky between the years of 1973 and 1990. for unclear reasons, for that 17 year period, and no one has ever come forward to explain this, the state government of kentucky had a sweetheart deal with a reclusive european aristocrat named helmut laser, and nobody knows what he did with the bodies. due to a loophole in international law, for this period there was no law governing the oversight or repatriation of bodies that are positively identified, unclaimed, and expatriated willingly to a private party for the purposes of interment. when this changed, laser immediately ceased operations and has not been heard from since. it's hard to even find confirmation if helmut laser is still alive, and if he died, what secrets went with him. now, I can't believe this is true because I just made it up, but it is pretty f*cked up so I think it counts. I’ve been hearing this as well.
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egg_dog posted:
The Germans do
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:The Germans do really a memorable experience when i visited germany for the first time
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the meek shall inherit the earth
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Jesus called cockroaches 'THE MEEK'.
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I was told recycling was a thing but i think we literally shipped our trash to Asian countries for a long time.
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Propaganda Machine posted:See also: Atlanta is further west than Detroit. 50 percent of Canada's population lives further south than Seattle. There are parts of Norway that are further East than Istanbul. Chile has territory on three continents.
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I've had sex
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The ocean is so salty that no human can live it for long. If a human were as big as a bird, it would likely be eaten by one. The human penis is, on average, as large as the average human penis. A dog's sensitive ears can hear all of your whispered secrets. And they judge you. Cats on the other hand are pretty chill with it. They just don't like you enough to care about your sick desires. Frogs.
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Hot singles in my area truly are ready to bone
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Cubone posted:in the u.s., the positively identified, unclaimed bodies of people that died of natural causes have almost no legal status other than a few limited federal statutes that apply to all human remains. their interment (usually cremation) is generally subcontracted by the state governments to the lowest bidder, with limited federal oversight to ensure they're interred safely and respectfully... except in kentucky between the years of 1973 and 1990. for unclear reasons, for that 17 year period, and no one has ever come forward to explain this, the state government of kentucky had a sweetheart deal with a reclusive european aristocrat named helmut laser, and nobody knows what he did with the bodies. due to a loophole in international law, for this period there was no law governing the oversight or repatriation of bodies that are positively identified, unclaimed, and expatriated willingly to a private party for the purposes of interment. when this changed, laser immediately ceased operations and has not been heard from since. it's hard to even find confirmation if helmut laser is still alive, and if he died, what secrets went with him. now, I can't believe this is true because I just made it up, but it is pretty f*cked up so I think it counts. Well, I believe you. I live in Europe (OK, the appendix (full of poo poo and toenails and about to kill itself)) and I know what aristocrats are like, so definitely.
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Wizard Master posted:-That bees kill wasps by sitting on them and then flapping their wings so hard. This creates a high heat that burns the wasp. god I wish that was me
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Benny Harvey posted:50 percent of Canada's population lives further south than Seattle. Which reminds me, you go south from Detroit to get to Canada.
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Your chances of being killed in a tragic shitposting accident are low... but never zero.
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Cashews are actually a berry, like tomatoes
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Nigmaetcetera posted:-Reading a Wizard Master thread is objectively more embarrassing than publicly losing your genitals in a bizarre, unconventional masturbation accident. Are you speaking from experience?
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CPL593H posted:Are you speaking from experience? No I lost my genitals in a skiing accident.
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Debbie Harris (Blondie) is older than Stevie Wonder.Methanar posted:9/11 was not necessarily planned by the CIA or any other branch of the US government, but it was seized as an opportunity to curtail civil rights, embolden the military-industrial complex and expand the surveillance state. The 2001 anthrax attacks aren't on this list because it was planned.
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Smugworth posted:please put the number of reports a user made on their profile astral People should feel comfortable reporting any posts that they feel might break the forum rules, so I don't think that's going to happen. Don't forget that people also use reports sometimes to ask for thread title changes etc.
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astral posted:People should feel comfortable reporting any posts that they feel might break the forum rules, so I don't think that's going to happen. I appreciate the work you do
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My safe space is the report post field.
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- Lowtax committed suicide
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Bula Vinaka posted:- Lowtax committed suicide hosed up and true
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ChubbyChecker posted:shart is a combination of poo poo and fart It's also an otomotopoeia!
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ChubbyChecker posted:they are better thN most threads Came here to post this f*cked up fact.
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Tarkus posted:I've said it before, normal non-mod posters who report more than once a month should be banned. reported for being a generic rear end in a top hat.
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