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Xaranthius
Nov 27, 2002

Grimey Drawer
Does messaging with someone (not sexting or anything like that) and ejaculating due to just hitting it off so well with them count as thinking yourself to orgasm? No penis touching involved. If so, then yes I have and I didn't even realize what the hell happened at the time because it's completely different than a standard orgasm/ejaculation.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Xaranthius posted:

Does messaging with someone (not sexting or anything like that) and ejaculating due to just hitting it off so well with them count as thinking yourself to orgasm? No penis touching involved. If so, then yes I have and I didn't even realize what the hell happened at the time because it's completely different than a standard orgasm/ejaculation.

Hmm. yes.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Where does hands free but a toy involved fall under this? No genital touching at all. Gotta classify those ambiguous areas.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


You ever poo poo yourself to orgamiom?

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Nothin better than some cool wet dreamz

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Blasting rope without polishing the pope

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Rasta_Al posted:

Nothin better than some cool wet dreamz

Speaking of subtle distinctions, I get the impression the topic here is mostly things happening while awake?

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Testikles posted:

Scenario A: girl with big tits

Scenario B: girl with even bigger tits

Scenario C: ???

Yeah i think this is all the scenarios

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
i cant even remember the last time i got a poo poo boner

probably not eating enoguh fibre though

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
I figured out how to do this when I was getting high and figuring out my gender one summer. I have since forgotten tho, op. The path is open to all takers.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

its all nice on rice posted:

It's called a wet dream
I've had sex dreams where I complete without them being wet and every time I've had a wet dream I either wake up with my dick in my hand or sandwiched in my thighs or grinding on the bed. Not convinced wet dreams count in other words.

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

No but I've definitely thot myself to orgasm

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
i am paid for my brain and have in turn paid for sex so yes

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
I'm always looking for new ways to align my carnal desires to my psychoego, the source of my powers. Much easier than being intimate with someone tbh.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



i ejac'd after completing my taxes

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

STABASS posted:

if I haven't masturbated for several days, I can make myself cum by rhythmically tensing and relaxing my dick.

Colonel Cancer posted:

Kegels, they are not just for vagina havers

Yeah I'm not talking about doing kegels. I mean entirely in your head. I can't remember exactly when it almost happened to me, but I must have been on some real mental clarity poo poo. Maybe I was in college. Maybe if I can get that feeling back I'll figure out how to fix the rest of my life.

It is through will alone I set my ropes in motion.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

I think, therefore I cum

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i'm cum

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Hi cum, I’m dad

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo

Bart get out I'm cum.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

When I hear "Have you ever thought yourself to orgasm" I picture a woman in a posh accent asking another woman if she thinks she has ever had one before

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 27 days!
During sex, I have to think about anime in order to cum. Does that count as thinking myself to orgasm?

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



no but i think about orgasms a lot

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
does it count if i cum in my thoughts?? like inception but with cum, cumception

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
there's a subgenre of gay porn called "hands free" and it can mean one of like five different things, but one of the things that it can mean is basically just a guy nutting himself
statistically speaking, some of the people who are into these videos must also enjoy practicing it, which means there's a loose community of dudes who premature ejaculate from watching each other premature ejaculate. I can't imagine a more peaceful existence
sadly, if you get too many of them in a room together they get stuck in a loop

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Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
I once pissed my pants in my sleep and then when I woke up I actually hadn't pissed my pants. I somehow UN-PISSED my pants using only the power of my mind :iiam:

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