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I almost did it once, I swear. And I'm not even into meditation or anything like that, I just thought really hard about carnal stuff. Apparently there are monks or some poo poo who can do this all the time? Or maybe this is what JO crystals are for, when one is finally charged up you can use it like a power-up in a video game, while your hands do something else like build a house, or write a song, or love a woman. Hands-free like Bluetooth
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I cum every time i read jimmyjams' custom text Now that's what i call sexting
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You'd have to be done kind of master wizard to do this op
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if I haven't masturbated for several days, I can make myself cum by rhythmically tensing and relaxing my dick. it takes a while and isn't as satisfying as jerking off normally, so I wouldn't recommend the practice overall.
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Big Beef City posted:You'd have to be done kind of master wizard to do this op A wizard... master
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Jan 6, 2022 12:57
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Wet dream eh?
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Peggy Edson posted:A wizard... master nicely done
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i think that was the joke already. this is theft
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Touching your peen is 90% of the fun though.
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Happens when i think of star trek, especially Riker Whoops off i went again lol
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Kegels, they are not just for vagina havers
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Thought tuggin, eh? I shall meditate upon this.
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It's called a wet dream
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its all nice on rice posted:It's called a wet dream
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No but if I lay there thinking about scenarios enough and I'm in the mood I can after? 10 seconds of touching
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Wow of all the people here spins got ed
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when I was a child I read a basketball comedy novel called slow mo and one side plot was a character who was obsessed with trying to cum without touching his penis. I did not understand the book and should not have been reading it probably
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That's premature ejaculation. Though, who's to say how mature an ejac really needs to be.
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gently caress the police imo, for great cum
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My hobby is actually thinking other people to orgasm. It’s a GREAT party trick.
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cum kata
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Hell, i gotta yank on it a couple times just to pee these days
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I mastered the no-hand-jack all the way back in 7th grade when I learned that touching your own wiener was “hella gay” Stayin on the straight and narrow to this day, boys!
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:My hobby is actually thinking other people to orgasm. you were really funny in the new matrix
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Nah but chicks cum from suckin dick sometimes. 
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I have never had an orgasm and frankly find the idea distasteful.
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I did it lots of times when I was 12-17 years old.
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:the police gently caress em
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Spinz posted:No but if I lay there thinking about scenarios enough and I'm in the mood I can after? 10 seconds of touching Scenarios you say?
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its all nice on rice posted:It's called a wet dream
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The Bloop posted:Scenarios you say? Scenario A: girl with big tits Scenario B: girl with even bigger tits Scenario C: ???
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Two girls with 1 tit?
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Colonel Cancer posted:Two girls with 1 tit? that for sure has a sad story
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:that for sure has a sad story Maybe it's one really big tit and they both share it?
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I can use my high wisdom score to rationalize almost any experience to count as an orgasm.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Maybe it's one really big tit and they both share it? great so no we have to talk about Warhammer or the Greeks
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Nah but chicks cum from suckin dick sometimes. Ive been hearing this at recess recently
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:Ive been hearing this at recess recently yup. fax
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