- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Well if it's not on Halloween, when do you throw handfuls of mirepoix?
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May 27, 2024 03:45
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- FutonForensic
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*seeing the Great Pumpkin* dear God. someone's dick is huge
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Oct 21, 2022 05:12
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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Oct 21, 2022 16:48
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- corn haver
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Halloween is just greeting the band Ween in German. I have no idea why everyone starts talking about this every fall, I just chalk it up to the enormous cultural influence of Ween and also Oktoberfest
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Oct 22, 2022 00:29
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Halloween is just greeting the band Ween in German. I have no idea why everyone starts talking about this every fall, I just chalk it up to the enormous cultural influence of Ween and also Oktoberfest
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Oct 22, 2022 01:28
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- idiotsavant
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big ween here lookin 4 a thicc pumpkin 2 smash all u tricky witches dm me
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Oct 22, 2022 01:37
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A witch?! And a frankenstein? what the HECK is going on?
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Oct 22, 2022 13:31
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- Prof. Crocodile
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honey... it's happening, again
OH GOD NO
get the kids in the panic room. it's fully stocked, and i got some great deals on candies and snacks so the boys should be placated.
PHIL THERE ARE WITCHES EVERYWHERE IS THIS THE RAPTURE
i don't know, edna. i don't know. hurry, NOW.
*phil loads a rifle and crosses himself*
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Oct 22, 2022 14:11
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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pfft, that's not the REAL Spider-man
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Oct 22, 2022 17:21
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- FutonForensic
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I thought when he said "Monster Mash" he was just talking about a really good mash. I wouldn't have listened to it if I'd known it was about real monsters
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Oct 23, 2022 07:02
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- corn haver
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looking at a Venn diagram with the circles labeled "TRICK" and "TREAT" and just rubbing my temples
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Oct 23, 2022 07:07
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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"Trick or treat"
"Oh. Uh. Okay. Treat, I guess." *Holds out hand expectantly.*
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Oct 23, 2022 07:26
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- Finger Prince
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This year I have decided to embrace the spirit of this 'hallowed ween' holiday you love so much.
Great! What's with the eggs though? You aren't getting it mixed up with Easter, are you?
Ohhhh nonononono...
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Oct 23, 2022 22:34
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Thinking that I finally understand the concept, I research "scary costumes" and painstakingly dress myself up as a crowd of strangers you're forced to mingle with. Well, wouldn't you know it, when I get to the costume party there is only one other person there, they obviously had the same idea, and their costume is much more realistic than mine.
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Oct 24, 2022 04:34
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Thinking that I finally understand the concept, I research "scary costumes" and painstakingly dress myself up as a crowd of strangers you're forced to mingle with. Well, wouldn't you know it, when I get to the costume party there is only one other person there, they obviously had the same idea, and their costume is much more realistic than mine.
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Oct 24, 2022 07:07
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Thinking that I finally understand the concept, I research "scary costumes" and painstakingly dress myself up as a crowd of strangers you're forced to mingle with. Well, wouldn't you know it, when I get to the costume party there is only one other person there, they obviously had the same idea, and their costume is much more realistic than mine.
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Oct 24, 2022 13:23
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- mutantIke
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Born in '04
Certified Zoomer
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Michael Myers? Ohhhhh, you mean Austin Powers. Love that guy
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Oct 24, 2022 16:21
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May 27, 2024 03:45
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Michael Myers? Ohhhhh, you mean Austin Powers. Love that guy
So this guy is super into William Shatner, but hates Jamie Lee Curtis, I guess?
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Oct 25, 2022 02:48
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