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Grammarchist posted:Real Holiday Hero Paladinus posted:Christmas in the Air Slightly Absurd posted:All I Cbat For Christmas Is You JossiRossi posted:What's Santa Building im_sorry posted:The Billionaire with the Cocaine Fueled Robot Brain https://drive.google.com/file/d/1tcK-7ZOh98idWzCfzhFShtX9dLFv1tOS/view?usp=share_link DeathTongue posted:Who Wants To Open Presents https://soundcloud.com/deathtongue/who-wants-to-open-presents-lyrics-by-maniac-clown ManiacClown posted:(I've Made) The Ride Of My Life Beer_Suitcase posted:Naughty List, a holiday cover of Walk the Walk by Face to Face Whybird posted:Ho Ho Ho Surprises im_sorry posted:https://drive.google.com/file/d/1wc2k5KE4ZBiZ7ljaJsO5tskYJthKq4QW/view?usp=share_link ManiacClown posted:Thank you to Schweinhund for the music. The bells in particular are Beer_Suitcase posted:A holiday cover of "Not the Same" by BodyJar Buttchocks posted:I look forward to this thread every year and I finally have something to contribute! Enjoy Merry's Letter. Paladinus posted:The announcement of Hades 2 has inspired me to actually finish this thing. Beer_Suitcase posted:https://soundcloud.com/theskinnymenace/snacks-from-grandma Grammarchist posted:American Grinch sporklift posted:The "band" is called Just Beans and the song is For Crismis Canned Panda posted:So I found this album called Jazz Wolves and it inspired me to make something similar. ManiacClown posted:
Haschel Cedricson posted:Let's take a somber moment to remember The Death of Grandma Fitzgerald Haschel Cedricson posted:Feliz Navidall, and I apologize to everybody who actually speaks French because I do not. Sombrerotron posted:I bring you Carol. Enjoy?? ManiacClown posted:I've edited my post above to reflect that neither my brother nor I were quite happy with the original take of Kirk's Red Wreath, so we slowed it down and tightened it up a little. Here's Take 2. My "singing" has its flaws beyond my general lack of ability, but I think this version turned out better. The original can be considered bonus material. Tree Bucket posted:I've never made A Music before, and this is probably way too sincere/amateurish for Goomas, but here is Silent Night accompanied by various bugs, birds, winds, tree noises, and weird crunching sounds in the undergrowth! ManiacClown posted:Many thanks to my collaborators DeathTongue (main vocals), Grammarchist, and a cloned version of myself with a slightly higher voice. Elf On the Toy Line* is the first track from Gavrilo Princip and the Leon Czolgosz All-Stars, which is what I'm going to call it if I collaborate with more than one other person at a time. I figure it'll be a thing like Gorillaz except that to say I have way less talent than Damon Albarn is a massive understatement, as well as that that is itself also at least a significant if not also massive understatement. ManiacClown posted:I had only intended to use this as background for a scene in this year's Santa Odin story, but I thought people might end up wanting it on its own so here it is. schmarson posted:https://soundcloud.com/schmarson/to-christmas Ruffian Price posted:
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Zoesdare posted:This might be the dumbest and worst thing my partner and I have ever made together. Ruffian Price posted:My Name is WhyZodiac and This Christmas I Intend To Kill Eddie Murphy ScrootyMcboog posted:I have two to give this year, unfortunately I'm not sure how to convert to the preferred file type as my friend and I collaborated on these remotely this year but these should be downloadable PinkoBastard posted:I wasn’t gonna do anything but I didn’t want to not follow through, so I put together a short soundscapey thing tonight. Tbh I wish I had time to work more on it but it was fun to do: ManiacClown posted:All right, so you know how I said I was going to do another "gift of information" track? Reading from only four sections of United States Code somehow ended up being over three minutes longer than when I read an entire article of the Uniform Commercial Code. Enjoy(?) Coups Are Naughty. Superrodan posted:I mentioned earlier that I had one from a two years ago I never finished... this isn't that one. That other one's super low effort though, so there's a tiny chance I finish it and post it before Christmas, even if its not technically on time. Beer_Suitcase posted:Here we go! Superrodan posted:So they let us get off of work early so I managed to spend some time finishing this. It's a SAXMAS miracle! Flipperwaldt fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Dec 23, 2022 |
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Pug Rodeo posted:Get an external drive case for it my friend and plug that sucker into USB. Case nothing. You can get a USB connector on Amazon for under $10, but I'd probably spend the extra $3 or so and go with this one from StarTech.
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Canned Panda posted:I've been trying to come up with a new Pastor Ned song, but I haven't had the right inspiration yet. Is Pastor Ned going to try to hit the big time at a Megachurch Music Festival, perhaps as the plucky underdog?
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Grammarchist posted:Is Pastor Ned going to try to hit the big time at a Megachurch Music Festival, perhaps as the plucky underdog? Yeah! It's time for Ned to really chase his dreams of bringing love of Jesus to the masses and what better way to do that than at [EVENT NAME HERE]?
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ShredsYouSay posted:Glad you liked it, someone requested a super long version at the time too I love it, and even better the original drives my wife crazy so I will be adding your version to our Christmas playlist, probably multiple times.
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ManiacClown posted:Yeah! It's time for Ned to really chase his dreams of bringing love of Jesus to the masses and what better way to do that than at [EVENT NAME HERE]? As a huge fan of The Righteous Gemstones (definitely check it out if you haven't already) and someone who despises mega churches and Joel Osteen, please do this.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:As a huge fan of The Righteous Gemstones (definitely check it out if you haven't already) and someone who despises mega churches and Joel Osteen, please do this. The Ultimate Gospel Battle with Uncle Baby Billy. 
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Grammarchist posted:The Ultimate Gospel Battle with Uncle Baby Billy. Ol' Pastor Ned got caught running through the house with a pickle in his mouth.
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I’m in for this year. I mostly do drone and dark ambient style stuff so who knows what’s gonna happen. I’m open to collab too!
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PinkoBastard posted:I’m in for this year. I mostly do drone and dark ambient style stuff so who knows what’s gonna happen. I’m open to collab too! I’d love a link to your work. And you may be able to get away with a moody ambient piece that periodically hears Santa being dragged through a subterranean chamber while being poked by goblins before getting lost in the tunnels again.
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Hasturtium posted:I’d love a link to your work. I’ll pm you  Hasturtium posted:And you may be able to get away with a moody ambient piece that periodically hears Santa being dragged through a subterranean chamber while being poked by goblins before getting lost in the tunnels again. This… actually sounds pretty good lol, who’s sending me the Santa voice files?? PinkoBastard fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Nov 10, 2022 |
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PinkoBastard posted:I’ll pm you I'm down. I love doing a Santa voice enough that for some reason I read an entire article of the Uniform Commercial Code that way for 2016's album. Should it also include the goblins?
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ManiacClown posted:I'm down. I love doing a Santa voice enough that for some reason I read an entire article of the Uniform Commercial Code that way for 2016's album. Should it also include the goblins? This sounds awesome. I’ve PMed Pinko - let’s figure out a way to collude on this.
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We have our Santa (it’s you ManiacClown)! Hasturtium is going to put together a script, you folks can collab if you’re up for it! I’m starting to bank some sleigh bell sounds and drones for this insane idea… it’s gonna be fun!
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And I've PMed Hasturtium! PinkoBastard, if you're up for it, you could also maybe do the backing track once I record Kirk's Red Wreath.
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Idea 1 - Christmas Card from an ex-Prince in the UK Done to the style of the Tom Waits song about either a letter going to or from Ghislane Maxwell to (ex)Prine Andrew Idea 2 - Eddie Murphy, Little Donkey Mainly Shrek Memes about Eddie Murphy being remembered for being the voice of Donkey or fat people in suits as opposed to his stand up. Gave up on both as idea 1 became nothing due to no jokes, idea 2 seemed like I wanted to kill Eddie Murphy which simply isn't true I don't get it anymore
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I do however have this whole Kanye - anti-semitism thing going on based on the track Power which I think I will submit as a Christmas song anyway
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WhyZodiac posted:Idea 1 - Christmas Card from an ex-Prince in the UK There IS Nestor the Christmas Donkey if you want to try to incorporate that into Idea 2 somehow. I think Nestor is the one Rankin/Bass holiday movie I've never seen. 
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ManiacClown posted:And I've PMed Hasturtium! PinkoBastard, if you're up for it, you could also maybe do the backing track once I record Kirk's Red Wreath. I could take a stab! My music is a little unconventional so I don’t know if it will be up your alley - although I might be able to collab with someone else to get something good going!
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I just had a dumb idea... a song where Santa goes to Elon Musk about upgrading his sleigh, and when he meets the guy, it's right after buying Twitter, and Santa discovers why he belongs at the top of the naughty list. I can't sing or write lyrics, so I'll get an AI to sing and possibly write the lyrics. im_sorry fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Nov 12, 2022 |
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im_sorry posted:I just had a dumb idea... a song where Santa goes to Elon Musk about upgrading his sleigh, and when he meets the guy, it's right after buying Twitter, and Santa discovers why he belongs at the top of the naughty list. This sounds awesome. I've been trying to think of potential album names/art/themes and coming up empty. Maybe the Musk Twitter takeover would be a fun referential thing to work with, in lieu of the OTHER horrible things happening around the world. That's not to say that horrible things can't inspire some amazingly cathartic songs and such. The 2016 thread was pretty great, especially Goon Aid: https://saxmas.robotcousin.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/4-14-Whyd-We-Ruin-our-Christmastime_.mp3
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Grammarchist posted:There IS Nestor the Christmas Donkey if you want to try to incorporate that into Idea 2 somehow. I think Nestor is the one Rankin/Bass holiday movie I've never seen. Don’t forget Dominic the Donkey if you’re looking for weird donkey themed Christmas songs to spoof. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca5wXojemRM
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Grammarchist posted:I've been trying to think of potential album names/art/themes and coming up empty. Maybe the Musk Twitter takeover would be a fun referential thing to work with, in lieu of the OTHER horrible things happening around the world. Regardless of the art chosen, it should have an arbitrary  or two, because it's official, you see 
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Awful Xmas 2022: Merrified
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Awful Xmas 2022: 44bn Reasons to Celebrate
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alright, whatever Santa Claus. Have fun with your Holiday Cheer
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The Wiggly Wizard posted:alright, whatever Santa Claus. Have fun with your Holiday Cheer What?
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Grammarchist posted:Awful Xmas 2022: Merrified It refers to a post by the mopey interloper who didn't like a Christmas thread this early in the year way back on the long forgotten first page of this thread.
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Flipperwaldt posted:I like. Y’know, I was thinking that, but then thought 'we're not still replying to that goon, are we?' but hey, whatever  Looking forward to more musics! We gotta kick this thread into hyper drive! This weekend, I'm planning on starting a few tracks, quite possibly doing the finale of the Mumble trilogy.
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Kristopher Kringle says hello Jon Rechner Hymnal FLAC
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Edward Mass posted:Kristopher Kringle says hello Love it! We need more wrestling-related Christmas songs. I think there was a "Christmas Suplex" song a few years back, but couldn't find it off-hand. If I run into Mick Foley at this year's fruitcake-eating contest I'll challenge him to join the forums and get in on this fun. Or he'll beat me senseless with a giant candy cane.
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Grammarchist posted:I think there was a "Christmas Suplex" song a few years back, but couldn't find it off-hand.
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Not sure if I want to finally hammer out the details of some projects I’ve had in mind for years, or to spend time on the idea that just came to me on the drive home - “The Death of Grandma Fitzgerald”.
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Haschel Cedricson posted:Not sure if I want to finally hammer out the details of some projects I’ve had in mind for years, or to spend time on the idea that just came to me on the drive home - “The Death of Grandma Fitzgerald”. Please do both things.
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For this year's album title I'd like to bring back a suggestion I made for a previous album. Merry Christmas! Album's Full. The art could maybe have Krampus (or some other holiday figure) recreating the classic Cousin Eddie moment from Christmas Vacation. ManiacClown fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Nov 17, 2022 |
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ManiacClown posted:For this year's album title I'd like to bring back a suggestion I made for a previous album. Cousin Eddie pumping bars of music into the sewer
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I'm still trying to figure out my Pastor Ned song (I have a STRONG contender right now, but I'm not sure I can pull it off how I want), but I have another idea based off of this extremely strange album I was introduced to today. We'll see what happens.
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Aww, I'm really happy some people remembered this one, it's maybe one of my favorite monsters. I washed out last year so I'm hoping to get one in. Got a few ideas I've been mulling over that are all weird enough to be worth attempting!
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Kristopher Kringle says hello Christmas in the Air https://soundcloud.com/stanley-swanson-150846885/real-and-alive-david-bowie-christmas-in-the-air I haven't seen The Santa Clause in ages, so the lyrics are based more on my vague memories of the movie than the actual plot. Which might be for the best.
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