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posting in a 3O thread Condos! Cosmos! ![]()
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 21:58 |
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Poohs Packin posted:Oh cool if you do a barbie related google search the page goes all sparkley and turns pink! that’s nothing, if you google oppenheimer it nukes your house
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The movie doesn't seem any better or worse than any other comedy from the last few years. I don't get why everybody is caring so much.
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I heard a few years ago they were trying to make a live-action Barbie movie starring Amy Schumer and written by Diablo Cody. That would've made people even madder.
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Lister posted:The movie doesn't seem any better or worse than any other comedy from the last few years. I don't get why everybody is caring so much. There aren’t too many female directors that people can name, let alone like, and Margot Robbie is basically textbook perfect casting. Also that Aqua song is really good.
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The Mayor of the town Margot Robbie is from once brought me a bucket of Cod.
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Overdog posted:I want to see this poo poo but I'm also a grown man so no. nobody gives a poo poo what you do bro, nobody in the world cares if you see barbie Poohs Packin posted:The Mayor of the town Margot Robbie is from once brought me a bucket of Cod. My mum is from there and tells everyone she knows that Margot Robbie is from Dalby like her, last week she told the grocery delivery guy
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Little Women was dope.
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Sounds like a lovely movie designed to make insufferable people really happy that other insufferable people are getting angry about it. Ordering tickets as we speak.
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they made a klaus barbie movie drat
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Poohs Packin posted:Well the you'll fit right in here at SA, the "internet forum for straights" Hey I don't care how a movie gets an R rating, could be tits, could be balls. Rated R is my genre. ![]()
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All you need is 2 "Fucks" for an R rating.
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Caesar Saladin posted:nobody gives a poo poo what you do bro, nobody in the world cares if you see barbie Well good because I'm not going to see Barbie, so people can naturally not give a poo poo.
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Overdog posted:I want to see this poo poo but I'm also a grown man so no. Ryan Gosling is in this. He played a Blade Runner and a Hercules, so, IMO, he definitely counts as manly man's-man. They wouldn't have cast his as Ken if he didn't.
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Nice Tuckpointing! posted:Little Women was dope. I think this is the thing most people who think the hype is fake don't get. Greta Gerwig is probably one of the smartest filmmakers alive today, and her past films have shown a keen insight into female characters. Literally every woman I know who has seen Lady Bird considers it the best film about mother-daughter relations that has ever been made. Giving her the reigns of a Barbie movie is like having Quentin Tarantino make a GI Joe movie.
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Caesar Saladin posted:nobody gives a poo poo what you do bro, nobody in the world cares if you see barbie Better than being from like, Gatton?
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can't believe Greta Gerwig wasn't just making a fun kid's movie
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I encourage you to check out Barbie: Life in the Dream House. It's a fun show.
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I liked the part in which they show Ken's smooth pelvis as he gazes into the mirror and rubs it, his expressionless face holding his breathing in check as he reaches something not quite like an orgasm. They then do an extended shot of his face as the breathing calms and all that's left is a mannequin-like smile, but you can see his eyes vibrating with an enormous internal tension that can never be released
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Bought my tickets for friday, see you goons at the multiplex
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I'm going to see it
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i draw the line at ONE proust reference, two is two far.
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Little Women was great and this review has me even more hyped for Barbie.
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LanceHunter posted:having Quentin Tarantino make a GI Joe movie. a three hour toy commercial rife with fetish content and racial slurs
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https://twitter.com/LuckeyGinger/status/1681329395343007746 Low T Kenergy.
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Nothing like going to the Barbie premiere with a man being investigated for sex trafficking minors, then complaining that Ken wasn't manly enough in the movie.
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Ken from Barbie, always known as the high-octane and high-T masculine type that takes charge in Barbie's source material, will now be played by a young CGI Bruce Willis in the sequel We've heard the fans
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they've done such a good job marketing this. they're getting all the malcontents in along with all the chuds who don't know what a greta gerwig is, the kids will like the colours and songs and buy the toys while the grown ups fight, everyone makes millions and then it's straight to the landfill to make room for the woke santa movie. did you know he was invented by coca cola?
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nice obelisk idiot posted:I liked the part in which they show Ken's smooth pelvis as he gazes into the mirror and rubs it, his expressionless face holding his breathing in check as he reaches something not quite like an orgasm. They then do an extended shot of his face as the breathing calms and all that's left is a mannequin-like smile, but you can see his eyes vibrating with an enormous internal tension that can never be released Finally, the nullo representation in mainstream media we've been needing.
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roomtone posted:they've done such a good job marketing this. This is America
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Now that's the look of a man who has sex with children.
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I'll be honest, spreading the photo of a known pedophile next to your star during a movie promotion could kill all the good vibe this movie gathered Also wtf googling Margot Robbie's name makes Google explode in pink fireworks
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laserghost posted:I'll be honest, spreading the photo of a known pedophile next to your star ??? That's Gaetz' wife/sister of the inventor of the Oculus Rift Ginger
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MrQwerty posted:??? loving hell I am dumb as gently caress probe me for my idiocy
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laserghost posted:loving hell I am dumb as gently caress probe me for my idiocy None of the actors are even allowed to go to the premiere in the first place lol I mean, they could, but they'd be scabbing
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MrQwerty posted:None of the actors are even allowed to go to the premiere in the first place lol A perfect summation of Hollywood producers. "Well, we can't get the stars of the movie out to promote its opening. But you know who we could get? A far-right politician and sex criminal, that'll get some butts in seats."
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The Barbie/Oppenheimer crossover has begun
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Unironically, thanks for the warning OP,. I'll be sure not to see this PC crapfest.
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Barbie getting the tits out in this one you think?
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 21:58 |
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:Barbie getting the tits out in this one you think?
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