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‘Barbie’ Review: Beyond Her Ken posted:By Kyle Smith WOW, I am so disappointed to hear that they took this movie to such a dark place. The leftist media has brainwashed us all into thinking that The Barbie Movie would be a fun, not like Oscar worthy, but a fun, lighthearted romp about a plastic doll but it turns out it is full of disgusting suggestions that women are, and this is ridiculous, treated unfairly by our society writ large and constantly takes swipes at men, who clearly are universally awesome. Look at this leftist propaganda, this film is clearly awful and I, for one, am glad that I wasn't tricked into seeing this evil and grossly unfair depiction of men when I am just trying to enjoy a fun movie about a doll marketed at children. I mean, a FAT BARBIE!?!? They have gone too far. 0/5 stars, I'm so glad I didn't accidentally see this dreck.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 02:36 |
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# ? May 7, 2024 07:44 |
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I honestly can't wait to see this.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 02:39 |
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Not goth barbie=no ticket
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 02:42 |
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I liked the movie
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 02:42 |
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Smugworth posted:I liked the movie That is only because you have been brainwashed by feminists to hate men.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 02:43 |
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i've already got my outfit picked out for opening night. it's v pink.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 02:43 |
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Does GI Joe exist in the Barbie Cinematic Universe?
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 03:00 |
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I've got tickets to Oppenheimer on Thursday. On the IMAX big screen too.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 03:04 |
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Bahbie
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 03:16 |
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Reviewer seems a little touchy about Proust references. It’s a movie, dude. Relax.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 03:17 |
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redshirt posted:I honestly can't wait to see this. Seriously, between this, MI7, Indiana Jones and Oppenheimer it is a great summer for movies.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 03:17 |
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Proust was a baby bitch
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 03:18 |
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major spoilers in that review, DO NOT READ IT
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 03:28 |
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I will watch and enjoy the Barbie movie anyway and I won't even read the op
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 03:35 |
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Thanks for the heads up OP, I’ve cancelled my barbie tickets and also put my vintage barbie collection up for sale. This won’t stand.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 03:36 |
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satanic splash-back posted:I will watch and enjoy the Barbie movie anyway and I won't even read the op It was very long and probably bad
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 03:40 |
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more like Bar-bra burning session
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 03:43 |
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I'll take my money elsewhere (Poopenheimer)
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 03:43 |
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satanic splash-back posted:I will watch and enjoy the Barbie movie anyway and I won't even read the op Smugworth posted:It was very long and probably bad Sorry I meant the op, the Barbie movie was great
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 03:45 |
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I never expected the Barbie movie to have a wickerman ending. wow, what a shocker.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 03:45 |
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Chuds angry? Me watch.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 03:46 |
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I stand with the South China Sea
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 03:56 |
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Barbie had Jem assassinated.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 04:04 |
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To think the Barbie movie might be feminist...
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 04:09 |
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Gaht dangit Barbie
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 04:10 |
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Grey Cat posted:Chuds angry? Me watch. Yeah, it’s breaking chud brains and I’m all for it. Not that there’s much brains left to break.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 04:21 |
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Theres like 5000 episodes of plain old brainless horse, unicorn, mermaid, and princess barbie on Netflix. My nieces watch it every weekend.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 04:59 |
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I want to see this poo poo but I'm also a grown man so no.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 05:07 |
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Overdog posted:I want to see this poo poo but I'm also a grown man so no. Yes, that sounds very mature and "manly" of you, cowboy
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 05:13 |
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maybealabia posted:Yes, that sounds very mature and "manly" of you, cowboy GO PLAY WITH YOUR DOLLS!
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 05:14 |
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Watch movies you want to without stigma it's really that simple.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 05:14 |
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Overdog posted:I want to see this poo poo but I'm also a grown man so no. As a grown man you can actually go and see whatever the hell you want. Serious.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 05:14 |
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"Overdog" is the Scott Adams style posting buddy of "Three Olives" who just bolsters the troll.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 05:15 |
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I just want to know if my GI Joe dolls are recognized.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 05:15 |
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Poohs Packin posted:As a grown man you can actually go and see whatever the hell you want. Serious. They hate this one simple trick.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 05:16 |
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Poohs Packin posted:As a grown man you can actually go and see whatever the hell you want. Serious. I only watch poo poo with titties in it.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 05:16 |
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Overdog posted:I only watch poo poo with titties in it. Well the you'll fit right in here at SA, the "internet forum for straights"
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 05:17 |
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Poohs Packin posted:As a grown man you can actually go and see whatever the hell you want. Serious. Sorry, that became impossible when Greta Gerwig made a woke Barbie movie with her romantic partner.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 05:20 |
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Oh cool if you do a barbie related google search the page goes all sparkley and turns pink!
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 05:22 |
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Three Olives posted:romantic partner sick poo poo
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 05:47 |