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Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?; Hell Gem

-Christmas version of cinco de mayo

# ? Jul 18, 2014 03:09

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# ? May 26, 2024 14:05

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?; Hell Gem

-Netflix streamed on the inside of your eyelids. Patent pending.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 03:13

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

amityville anus posted:

a spade that sings when it works the land

Hell yeah I'd get one

# ? Jul 18, 2014 03:16

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

An FPS where you save crowbars and go back in time.
An experimental game where you stare at doors to win the game.
A simulation game where you hatch fish to make a business.
An FPS where you commit war crimes with soldiers and also you are a bird.
A puzzle game where you touch bubbles for the mega-bonus.
A student project where you jump on feelings and everybody in the game speaks in broken english.
A shooting game where you ride bikes with cops and everyone in the game hates you.
A simulation game where you make hospitals and you have infinite money.
A mobile game where you click on spheres under the time limit.
A social media game where you rotate shoes by answering questions.
An experimental game where you run away from the presidency with a shovel.
A browser game where you click on birds to win points.
An experimental game where you look at walls over several decades.
A tycoon game where you reticulate horses ad infinitum.
An experimental game where you dance to random worlds but you gradually turn into a monster.
A horror game where you destroy demi-gods and the reason why becomes less and less obvious throughout the game.
A horror game where you listen to fashion designers and you're addicted to robot implants.
A war game where you invade countries through religion.
A simulation game where you reticulate nested timelines to score karma.
A student project where you hide from game designers with occasional jump-scares.
An indie game where you photograph secret societies and the graphics upgrade as you play.
A Call of Duty-caliber big budget AAA FPS where you play as Al-Qaeda or the DPRK or any of America's enemies and you mercilessly slaughter American soldiers and civilians and there's absolutely no subtlety it's just Homefront in reverse and it has qualified voice actors speaking the original language and it doesn't even have English subtitles.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 03:18

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

Al Cowens posted:

A simulation game where you reticulate nested timelines to score karma.

Shut up and take my money!!

# ? Jul 18, 2014 03:19

Shapur: Apr 2, 2010

An antacid that you take once a week

# ? Jul 18, 2014 03:33

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

a viagra pill that does the opposite. makes ur boner go into youre body insead of out

a pacifist heart that dont attack anyboudy

a booty that fat

# ? Jul 18, 2014 03:44

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

a videgane where u buy fake spaceships w/ real money

a hit dog stand thatt isnt a stand its a building

fake poop thats a ctually real poop (for metapranks)

a way to be married but aslso asexual

fan fic about fan fic

# ? Jul 18, 2014 03:47

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

Poke it, a 10 foot pole made for poking.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 03:47

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

a dark gritty xena warrior princess reboot. 300 style art direction

# ? Jul 18, 2014 03:48

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?; Hell Gem

-Freddy Krueger themed line of meatloafs.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:05

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

Super-size cupcakes

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:06

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

a way to clone ur fav celebrity to raise as a baby

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:06

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

a doctor for teeth

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:07

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

a coffee shop that sells drinks in three sizes that are actually the same size but we say they're different sizes

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:07

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?; Hell Gem

-garlic flavored breath mints

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:08

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

-a bomb that only kills muslims

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:10

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

Your avatar is really great for this thread juanito.

netflix but for books

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:10

Shapur: Apr 2, 2010

- a way to own people

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:12

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

THS posted:

-pill changes the odor of urine

One of my psychiatric meds does that. I don't know which one, but whenever I pee it smells exactly like whatever I was drinking recently.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:12

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

Surf n turf but instead of fish you serve a steak so it's just Turf n Turf

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:13

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?; Hell Gem

MondayHotDog posted:

One of my psychiatric meds does that. I don't know which one, but whenever I pee it smells exactly like whatever I was drinking recently.

and the meds are probably to get you to stop drinking your pee. sounds like it isn't working

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:14

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

Medicine that makes people stop drinking their own pee.

edit: you guys owe me money asap

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:15

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

a puppy that stays puppy forever also the uppupppy can learn urdu language skills

a baby that can command armys

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:16

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

Peanut President posted:

Surf n turf but instead of fish you serve a steak so it's just Turf n Turf

turf and turf but instead of extra turf its some poop so its just turd and turf

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:17

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

^please stop ripping off my ideas tia

A talent show where america is the judge.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:17

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?; Hell Gem

ilikedirt posted:

a puppy that stays puppy forever

this would make you the richest person ever irl

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:17

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

Peanut President posted:

Medicine that makes people stop drinking their own pee.

edit: you guys owe me money asap

made me lol irl good job

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:18

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

A thing that allows me to steal other people's inventions and patent them.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:18

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?; Hell Gem

a sitcom where Howard Stern and Howie Mandel are judges of talent

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:18

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

storm from the x men but also with wolverine powers

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:20

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?; Hell Gem

Peanut President posted:

A thing that allows me to steal other people's inventions and patent them.

I'll invent something that steals this from you, sorry

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:20

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?; Hell Gem

Michael Jordan line of laptops

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:22

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

-a job where you dont really do any work

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:22

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

Juanito posted:

I'll invent something that steals this from you, sorry

a laser so I can write "juanito is a sonofabitch" on the moon

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:23

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

automatic toothpaste.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:23

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?; Hell Gem

Peanut President posted:

a laser so I can write "juanito is a sonofabitch" on the moon

laser sucker: it would suck all laser beams into it. like a black hole, but not dangerous.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:24

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?; Hell Gem

-shampoo that helps you lose weight when you drink it as a shake

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:26

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

A restaurant for dogs.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:26

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# ? May 26, 2024 14:05

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?; Hell Gem

Juanito posted:

-shampoo that helps you lose weight when you drink it as a shake

before anybody steals my idea, I'm also going to patent

-milkshakes for washing your hair

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:26

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