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i bought an iphone beacuse i'm rich and a gadget freak
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Sep 7, 2014 02:26
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the iPhone One
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Sep 7, 2014 02:30
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my mom literally bought 4 iphones this month and i told her MOM IT IS SEPTEMBER THERE ARE NEW MODELS AND PRICEDROPS and she was like rule36
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Sep 7, 2014 02:30
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Hey the iPhone lets you dictate posts
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Sep 7, 2014 02:34
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Egbert Souse posted:Hey the iPhone lets you dictate posts xbox sign out i mean iphone shut down
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Sep 7, 2014 03:07
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Alan Smithee posted:the iPhone One
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Sep 7, 2014 03:42
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I hope the new iphones automatically release all the nude pictures to the internet. It'll be a feature.
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Sep 7, 2014 03:45
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I do iphone and my wife does android and she goes through four phones in the time it takes me to go through one so Suck my dick I guess 
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Sep 7, 2014 03:45
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ffs, it'll literally be: "The New iPhone" and "Windows One" get with the program
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Sep 7, 2014 03:45
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Also HTC One X Prosumer Edition
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Sep 7, 2014 03:46
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All your favorite vocaloid songs come pre-loaded and hatsune miku has replaced siri Full anime UI Built in scouter for power level scanning Steve Jobs holograph performing "night for love" w/ the angry bird band
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Sep 7, 2014 03:52
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maybe good...maybe bad...ill buy it tho. Am I rich? Yeah....I got some money.
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Sep 7, 2014 03:59
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smoobles posted:what do u think A phone. Proooooobably.
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Sep 7, 2014 07:21
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Just a big loving metal dick you can sit on
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Sep 7, 2014 07:28
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Idiot magnet
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Sep 7, 2014 08:12
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hay babby cum sat um my idiot magnut
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Sep 7, 2014 08:26
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I don't want anything bigger than my 5s because I have babby hands, so there won't be much to entice me. the coveted I watch that will tell time digitally is what I'm interested in
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Sep 7, 2014 09:51
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not better than my note 3
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Sep 7, 2014 09:52
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Still just a multi function smartphone. We've plateaued folks, with video calling (FaceTime).
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Sep 7, 2014 10:08
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5.5"? This is very unsettling.
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Sep 7, 2014 10:09
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a smartphone that doesn't have micro usb or an sd card slot
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Sep 7, 2014 10:12
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A slightly bigger iPhone
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Sep 7, 2014 12:19
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what will the new mcdonalds burger be
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Sep 7, 2014 12:21
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its called the high phone and instead of ear buds it comes w/weed buds. inside the phone is a vape and when u hit the vape u can make facetime calls to other ppl who are high via astral trchnology also instead of apps its got dabbs on the high phone u can get SIRIously stoned
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Sep 7, 2014 12:33
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My mom has a 4s mini and it's loving indecipherable.
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Sep 7, 2014 12:38
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If the new iPhone was a person.
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Sep 7, 2014 12:41
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The new high Phone comes with the ability to record a sound, any sound at all, and convert it into Cab Calloway cult classic Reefer Man.
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Sep 7, 2014 12:45
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itll be good! for me to poop on!!!
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Sep 7, 2014 12:45
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Oberleutnant posted:itll be good! 
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Sep 7, 2014 12:47
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Mulefisk posted:what will the new mcdonalds burger be The McSperger. Or was that the McSpermer?
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Sep 7, 2014 12:48
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bad dragon dildo
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Sep 7, 2014 13:10
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emaigine right, and get this thenew iphane will be whateva u want it to be. like, check this just imagine your new iphane 5.7 sliding cooly out of your hip pocket where it sits alongside your starbucks card and your keys, only its not getting scratched because of the fantastic new glass made from gorillas or whatever. so, anyway, you are taking it out and you feel the cool soft brushed steel start to moisten and expand, quickly drippling over your entrie hand until it becomes like a glove. each fingertip is representing a different function of the iphane for you to use while you delicately sip your double-bean chocwhip mochachapolito; your main finger is 1, your rude finger is 'hello john speaking', your little finger is quickdial for moviephone, and so on. you raise your little finger into your ear hole crudley apeing smash hit comedy film 'austin powers in Goldfinger' where the bad austin powers does the thing with his hand andspeak into the aether "hello john speaking I would like to speak to moviephone" But the new iphane 5.7has already anticipated your call and is now feeding you information directly about what films are showing, only the tiny siri robot still isn't particularly smart and thinks youre only interested in seeing what films are showing inside of other films released in 1976, but whatever it's still a pretty cool function. unforuntately the modern movie cinemas are no longer showing Language of Love on a regular basis, so you flick out the secondary screen on your new iphane 6.7 from the palm of your quicksilver hand, which is really amazing because it's kind of like a throwback to when phones weren't so amazing and didn't do very much but still had all the things on them like they wanted to pretend that they did. And on the screen is your favourite selection of video games just in time for your tram ride, letting you avoid the accusing gaze of all your fellow tram patrons while you immerse yourself in such videographic classics as Tomb Raider 3, Violence Shooter, Open the Box, Time for Spruiking, Classic Adventures in Westeros, Torvald's Hypocreum, Gym Time, Horses, Dr. Baseball Fever and The Zoo. As you gaze down at the marvel of modern entertainment contained and digging uncomfortably into your hand you begin to feel the world drift away, while the headphones you installed in your ears slither down the length of your arm and plug themselves under your fingernails allowing you the full range of dolby 19.6 sound swirling into the very fabric of your being. the itunes Genius bar has decided that from now on the only song you are capable of hearing is My Big Nurse by David Byrne and Brian Eno repeated ad nauseum, which is okay because eventually you come to really wonder about what it might really be like if an angel hosed a whore. As you drift away into blissful unawareness of your surroundings your new iphane 5.7 eventually determines that you have, in your state of mindless indulgence, climbed not into a regular tram, but rather into the gaping maw of a passing Krayt Dragon which is definitely really weird because those only exist in the Star Wars Extended Universe (B and C canon). but again, that's okay because that's what the iphane is here for. the slivery coating begins to carefully caress its way over your entire body until you become coated in a rigid, glistening shell. you try to move under your own volition, but find that instead Siri has countermanded your every directive, and has instead taken over your musculature control in order to force your way outside of the beast that has consumed you. delicate yet stiff blades extend from where your fingertips once were, as siri slices gracefully through the utterly gross insides of the dragon. the other passengers stare in the slack-jawed horror typical to rotting skeletons, but you decide to shrink their judgment down mentally until it is small enough to fit into your dropbox account, and mentally note to never access that particular folder again. Eventually, Siri reaches the outer walls of the dragon's chest cavity, which requires every ounce of your coopted strength to puncture. the steely claws extending from your arms grow and wiggle through a tiny puncture like weeds on a concrete sidewalk though, and you feel your head being forced out in what feels a lot like being born again, except to a dragon. The now writhing monster throws your uncontrolling body clear as it desperately tries to deal with the horrendous pain that has been inflicted from the inside, and the silvery coating over your body begins to recede neatly into your hip pocket. after your harrowing experience, you nod knowingly to yourself and think "This... This is the new iphane 5.7."
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Sep 7, 2014 13:16
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it will just be a wireless credit card reader hooked directly to apple with a touch screen and a glowing apple logo
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Sep 7, 2014 13:29
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I don't like my Galaxy 3 that much and the camera on it is bad so I might get an iPhone
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Sep 7, 2014 13:43
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Bigger, faster, too expensive
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Sep 8, 2014 05:35
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It will be a phone OP. HTH.
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Sep 8, 2014 05:36
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itll be something that will make everyone angry and upset and they will go buya lovely android instead and complain about whatever
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Sep 8, 2014 05:36
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As appealing as cancer and aids at the same time! (A BIG improvement from the 5s..)
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