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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

what do u think

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california roll
Feb 23, 2009
bad haha

cat doter
Jul 27, 2006



gonna need more cheese...australia has a lot of crackers
probably overpriced and full of features nobody will ever use

and it'll still be too small

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

maybe itll let you call people

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
replacing my 4s.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

it'll probably be a smartphone running ios

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
too gay to live, too retarted to die.

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roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
Lol iphones are finally big

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

I just want a contact lens phone that links to my brain is that so much to ask?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
bet they will market an iphone that is incapable of being linked to the cloud now.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
In a last ditch effort to boost sales, Apple will release an iPhone that is a miniature replica of Steve Jobs' head

Kaytwo
Jun 2, 2014

by Ralp

roymorrison posted:

Lol iphones are finally big

If its anything like the galaxy I'll buy it

Great Orb!
Feb 4, 2009
it will collectively make apple a shitload of money even if it's bad because people need to have the latest and greatest thing to impress other people for but a fleeting moment.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.
An easy way to tell that someone is a dbag fuckwad.*


*I'll buy 5 to really make sure you know it.

naem
May 29, 2011

Theophany posted:

replacing my 4s.

Same here, skipped the 5's. I hope it's really big

cis white male
Jul 5, 2014

i'm a fag i'm a lesbian
just another bullshit thing in a bullshit world, op

GUYS STOP
Jun 7, 2003
Grimey Drawer
for real new features:
  • predictive text keyboard
  • apple's version of google drive
  • Spotlight™ (internet searches)

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



the new iphone is samsung galaxy s5

cat doter
Jul 27, 2006



gonna need more cheese...australia has a lot of crackers

this sweet move posted:

for real new features:
  • predictive text keyboard
  • apple's version of google drive
  • Spotlight™ (internet searches)

the new features are software that every iphone will get?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The iPhone 6 duh next question.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
I hope it still has the ability to upload your pics to the cloud.

El Golden Goose
Jul 23, 2007

GORDON posted:

I hope it still has the ability to upload your pics to the cloud.

I hope it has a new feature that slutshames you before you even take nudes

enzeen
Sep 23, 2010
Gay

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
a tiny rear end gay little phone for dumb idiots

Phraggah
Nov 11, 2011

A rocket fuel made of Doritos? Yeah, I could kind of see it.

smoobles posted:

what do u think

It will be dumb, overpriced garbage for idiot virgins.





Posted from my iPhone.

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
They will make a big deal of some new material that they've used to justify the stupid price that is actually shittier than what they used before.

*think different

e: all the wintards will then jump on this and put 'gate' after the name of the new material. I predict 'sapphire gate,' now Goldman Sachs can pay me $350,000 and call me a loving poo poo hot stock jock.

naem
May 29, 2011

I hope it so big I cnat put it in my pnats

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
it will still be better than whatever turd droid shits out

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

naem posted:

I hope it so big I cnat put it in my pnats
protip: if you can fit any phone in your pants, they are too loose and you are out of fashion.

AdolfHitler
Mar 21, 2009
poop smears. poop smears. poop smears.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
i think the next letter in alphabets j? so its jphone (my prediction)

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Phraggah posted:

It will be dumb, overpriced garbage for idiot virgins.





Posted from my iPhone.

actually androids are for virgins

iphones are for hot young hip cool sex havers.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

probably the iphone 6

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
it will not be an android therefore it is good

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



jackyl posted:

it will not be an android therefore it is good

same, op

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
theyre gonna change it to nosephone and u have to use touchscren with nose only. also it smells.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



EA Sports posted:

theyre gonna change it to nosephone and u have to use touchscren with nose only. also it smells.

try putting your inears in your nose and then make like youre about to yawn, musics inside your head now

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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Parallax Scroll posted:

maybe itll let you call people

phones are not for calling people

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