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Royal W
Jun 20, 2008

hemophilia posted:

nevada should probably revert to a territory

Texas should revert to Mexico.

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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Royal W posted:

Texas should revert to Mexico.

We quit mexico fair and square.

Setzer Gabbiani
Oct 13, 2004

etalian posted:

In N Out is actually how california's hide their terrorist sleeper cells to other states

When I worked there, this old dude that had been driving the trucks since forever always insisted that the owners and key ceo's were in charge of a huge drug smuggling operation, and he had proof due to the fact he maintained their secret trafficking planes at his private hangar somewhere near baker, and the pro-christian angle and church catering benefits were just a front to make them look clean

the guy looked like he joosed 24/7, but always paid me like $100 just for combofixing his shitbox compaq every few months, so to this day I believe him

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


There's an In-N-Out on the opposite side of a highway next to a couple of head-shops in plano. That conspiracy checks out.

Royal W
Jun 20, 2008

Setzer Gabbiani posted:

When I worked there, this old dude that had been driving the trucks since forever always insisted that the owners and key ceo's were in charge of a huge drug smuggling operation, and he had proof due to the fact he maintained their secret trafficking planes at his private hangar somewhere near baker, and the pro-christian angle and church catering benefits were just a front to make them look clean

the guy looked like he joosed 24/7, but always paid me like $100 just for combofixing his shitbox compaq every few months, so to this day I believe him

You actually talked to the delivery drivers? I did cleanup for a couple years and barely made eye contact with them.
E:

hemophilia posted:

There's an In-N-Out on the opposite side of a highway next to a couple of head-shops in plano. That conspiracy checks out.

The one by the university in Vegas is across the street from a strip mall with a huge head shop and hydroponic supply store. :420:

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Texas can go on the condition they take Utah with them and SLC has to be the capitol of both.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

Royal W posted:

90% true. Everything outside of Vegas Metro is irradiated bomb craters. This is a fact.

McDermitt had to have been hit by something.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
my dad moved to texas and he wears a cowboy hat now

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Philthy posted:

my dad moved to texas and he wears a cowboy hat now

cowboy hats suit almost no real people they look like fucken idiots

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
he has a bumper sticker that says he is the nra

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

gently caress Texas.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Philthy posted:

he has a bumper sticker that says he is the nra

Like the whole thing? That's a lot of guns if it's a national club.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

redshirt posted:

gently caress Texas.

no.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

the bathrooms seem interesting enough

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Would anything be lost by bombing these separatists?

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


etalian posted:

Would anything be lost by bombing these separatists?

waste of a perfectly good bomb

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014

FreudianSlippers posted:

I agree, Texas has no place in the US.

It should be part of Mexico.

not even mexicans want to be a part of mexico

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress taxes

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I was born and raised in Texas. I love Texas. I have family all around here in Texas. People who think Texas should and actually can be independant from the Union are idiots.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
TEXAS CURES TAXES

duck monster
Dec 15, 2004

Theres an alternative timeline, out there in some quantum physics alternative universe where the US/Mexico border is to the north of mexico.

And rednecks roam the border shooting at texans who get too close.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
i want to move to texas because everything is bigger in texas and i could use a 'cheat inch' in the bedroom

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




I guess they should start paying back the US government for all those tax breaks and business it put in the area then.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

hemophilia posted:

waste of a perfectly good bomb


sexy young infidel posted:

not even mexicans want to be a part of mexico

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
"Don't Mess With Texas" is an anti-litter slogan from the '80s.

When you say it, you're basically saying "Give a hoot - don't pollute!"

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004

Pththya-lyi posted:

"Don't Mess With Texas" is an anti-litter slogan from the '80s.

When you say it, you're basically saying "Give a hoot - don't pollute!"

I never understood why people from other states cite that poo poo like everyone here thinks of that as some kind of creed. They sound like they're loving retarded when they say it sarcastically as an insult.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Infidel Castro posted:

let 'em go and laugh as you watch the entire state get overrun by mexican drug cartels.

This is the best choice. I don't think it would take more than a week.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
Texas should form an alliance of convenience with ISIS imo

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

I am Toni Lippi posted:

I never understood why people from other states cite that poo poo like everyone here thinks of that as some kind of creed. They sound like they're loving retarded when they say it sarcastically as an insult.

If you want people to stop saying it then stop putting it on your souvenirs

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
this is what happens when a texan gets hold of laminator technology

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Pththya-lyi posted:

If you want people to stop saying it then stop putting it on your souvenirs

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
let them loving secede.



build a giant fence along the new border and let the cartels go wild.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004

Pththya-lyi posted:

If you want people to stop saying it then stop putting it on your souvenirs

Then stop buying the souvenirs you goddamn loving foreigners!

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

I am Toni Lippi posted:

Then stop buying the souvenirs you goddamn loving foreigners!

It takes two to tango :smug:

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

let them loving secede.



build a giant fence along the new border and let the cartels go wild.

don't cry when the dfw mega cartel takes over the drug trade then

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
i'm gonna start marketing t-shirts and bumber stickers that read "I Messed With Texas". it'll probably make me a millionaire.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

i'm gonna start marketing t-shirts and bumber stickers that read "I Messed With Texas". it'll probably make me a millionaire.

you're a little late to that party

http://www.cafepress.com/+i-messed-with-texas+t-shirts

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
If Texas left the GOP could never win another general election so maybe that would be good

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ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Idiot Kicker posted:

i am literally ashley parker angel, ama

what are you?

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