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kill all texans
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Mar 10, 2015 02:03
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this week in the news, separatist texans
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Mar 10, 2015 02:03
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this is are cuntry
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Mar 10, 2015 02:04
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deth 2 amercia
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Mar 10, 2015 02:06
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Sell Texas to the cartels in exchange for a billion pounds of coke
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Mar 10, 2015 02:08
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You non-Texans don't know this, but most of us get really embarassed when separatists open their mouths. They're a really handy check against our inborn desire to elevate our state above the rest of the country. Some idiot claims we aren't a legitimate part of the united states and the room gets real quiet people start leaving. someone does two shots and contemplates unholstering his revolver and killing himself.
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Mar 10, 2015 02:08
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I was never a part of O-town either.
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Mar 10, 2015 02:09
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oo oenis
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Mar 10, 2015 02:10
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Chuck Norris did it
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Mar 10, 2015 02:13
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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:oo oenis This, OP.
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Mar 10, 2015 02:13
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hemophilia posted:You non-Texans don't know this, but most of us get really embarassed when separatists open their mouths. They're a really handy check against our inborn desire to elevate our state above the rest of the country. Some idiot claims we aren't a legitimate part of the united states and the room gets real quiet people start leaving. someone does two shots and contemplates unholstering his revolver and killing himself. That doesn't stop any of the douchebag texans around here bitching and moaning about how much they think texas is so much better than my state (but won't go back because there aren't jobs there lol)
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Mar 10, 2015 02:14
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So many god drat California "transplants"  Go back to your scorching Serengeti of dryness.
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Mar 10, 2015 02:15
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Deki posted:That doesn't stop any of the douchebag texans around here bitching and moaning about how much they think texas is so much better than my state (but won't go back because there aren't jobs there lol) Oh, Texas is definitely better than your state, whatever state that is, I promise you Texas is better, but if they start talking about secession, use your judgement to determine if they're being ironic and if they're serious go ahead and shoot them in the face.
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Mar 10, 2015 02:18
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let 'em go and laugh as you watch the entire state get overrun by mexican drug cartels.
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Mar 10, 2015 02:19
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The one-time leader of this group took a bunch of hostages and whatnot and got thrown in jail. These people are way more of a threat than some Arab with a lovely underwear bomb.
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Mar 10, 2015 02:19
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I really thought the content of the OP would finish the title. You have dashed my expectations most expertly 
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Mar 10, 2015 02:21
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quote:Its monthly meetings are called joint sessions of congress. Members have minted their own silver and gold currency and carry ID cards warning police officers they are diplomatic representatives of the nation of Texas. Its vice president, a retired telephone company worker, sent a letter in 2011 to the governor of Oklahoma, informing her that she faced indictment because her state’s counties and territories were “trespassing inside the geographical boundaries” of the nation. Yep a well balanced group of people.
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Mar 10, 2015 02:21
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Don't mess with texas. (Because it's not nice to mock the mentally retarded).
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Mar 10, 2015 02:25
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don't leave me hangin' op.
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Mar 10, 2015 02:26
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'mercuh!
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Mar 10, 2015 02:28
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i see like no young fat girls. i don't remember the last time i saw a young fat girl, unless you count black girls but that would be racist
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Mar 10, 2015 02:36
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Wicker Man posted:So many god drat California "transplants" Most of the californians who believe california would be better as an all-blue independent utopia usually say so mid-move with the intent of exporting the policies that caused them to move away from california in the first place and it's always to austin
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Mar 10, 2015 02:37
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Setzer Gabbiani posted:Most of the californians who believe california would be better as an all-blue independent utopia usually say so mid-move with the intent of exporting the policies that caused them to move away from california in the first place Half of my graduating class in east Plano was born in or lived in California at some point. DFW got the first out of California In N Out. Theyre not in austin, theyre all infested in DFW actually
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Mar 10, 2015 02:49
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Also spending $50 million on a high school football stadium is considered logical in Texas.
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Mar 10, 2015 02:50
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the Texas version of isis everything is dumber in texas
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Mar 10, 2015 02:53
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amityville anus posted:'mercuh! Splash News
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Mar 10, 2015 02:56
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kill all americans
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Mar 10, 2015 02:57
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hemophilia posted:Half of my graduating class in east Plano was born in or lived in California at some point. DFW got the first out of California In N Out. Theyre not in austin, theyre all infested in DFW actually In N Out is actually how california's hide their terrorist sleeper cells to other states
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Mar 10, 2015 03:09
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Wicker Man posted:I was never a part of O-town either. i am literally ashley parker angel, ama
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Mar 10, 2015 03:35
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haljordan posted:Yep a well balanced group of people. nobody takes those whackos seriously except for the police during the occasional raid of their "congress" to arrest people for sending those dumbass letters, and idiots from other states who can't resist a low-hanging fruit. If anyone actually thought they were some sort of threat they would have been snuffed out like those branch davidians were
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Mar 10, 2015 03:49
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I agree, Texas has no place in the US. It should be part of Mexico.
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Mar 10, 2015 03:54
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Idiot Kicker posted:i am literally ashley parker angel, ama How did it feel to release a song about nocturnal emissions and sell it to unsuspecting preteens?
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Mar 10, 2015 04:08
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hemophilia posted:Half of my graduating class in east Plano was born in or lived in California at some point. DFW got the first out of California In N Out. Theyre not in austin, theyre all infested in DFW actually First outside of CA (NV, AZ, and UT). Texas still isn't special.
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Mar 10, 2015 04:11
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hemophilia posted:Half of my graduating class in east Plano was born in or lived in California at some point. DFW got the first out of California In N Out. Theyre not in austin, theyre all infested in DFW actually why the hell would anyone move TO texas, let alone FROM california. sheesh.
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Mar 10, 2015 04:12
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Royal W posted:First outside of CA (NV, AZ, and UT). Texas still isn't special. the entire west coast is just california and its back yard if you don't live there.
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Mar 10, 2015 04:14
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nevada is just filler imo
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Mar 10, 2015 04:16
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i like when you put the bold tags in your empty threads so i know it's important.
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Mar 10, 2015 04:24
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Idiot Kicker posted:nevada is just filler imo 90% true. Everything outside of Vegas Metro is irradiated bomb craters. This is a fact.
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Mar 10, 2015 04:24
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nevada should probably revert to a territory
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