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there isn't and there never will be proof taht you have sex unless there are pictures of you having sex.
send me a blood sample from you and your yet to be proven progeny. I will be able to confirm that either you or your brother is the father of the fetus in question.
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Look at a list of the most popular baby names for the last few years and then make sure you don't pick one of those.
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Jun 26, 2015 04:35
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so...not to make this awkward...but...
what's your plans with the placenta?
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Jun 26, 2015 04:36
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I am a congenital optimist.
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no, seriously, where do babies come from?
everyone in the idf must die
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Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
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Pretty sure that's a chicken in there. Are you a rooster OP?
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Jun 26, 2015 05:07
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no, seriously, where do babies come from?
Billions of years ago sexual reproduction mostly beat out asexual reproduction where organisms just replicated themselves exactly. Sexual reproduction allowed massive varieties of genes to have a huge range of expression per child. The reproductive cells within any individual divide out through meiosis, resulting in a half the normal amount of chromosomes (the tightly held together cell structures that hold genetic information) and great variety in every division of 4. These cells are combined between two individuals to produce a full set of the human genetic blueprints. The actual insemination happens by getting the male reproductive cells to the female reproductive cells in the proper environment. This is mostly just done through having sex (in humans, men insert a sort of proboscis into the women and eject reproductive cells into a incubation tract designed to receive them), but there's other ways too (artificial insemination). Anyway, the woman's egg cells are inseminated by whatever means and there's a chemical gradient which establishes up and down and left and right within the egg cell. as the cell the splits, the gradient has slightly different concentrations based on the location of the split cells; this activates different genes, Hox genes, which function like 'pointers' and produce the necessary structures. So the dividing egg cell after insemination doesn't realize what it is doing or anything, there's no master control or blueprint. It just knows the gradient is low enough to make a 'left hand' here, following that very basic set of instructions. Cell replication continues and eventually a fully viable infant human baby is produced and expelled, usually through the reproductive tract utilized earlier but sometimes if there's complications its removed surgically. Then you have one baby. Or more, sometimes, but this case study is just one.
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Jun 26, 2015 05:10
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nice good one you made that dick do some business
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Dick Buisiness stocks up 6% after bo-pepper endorsement.
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Jun 26, 2015 05:26
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uncomfrtable fact - everyone of your mom's got the Dick Business at least once, pesumably many times.
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I'm a girl
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Jun 26, 2015 05:41
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lucky....
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Jun 26, 2015 05:42
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me too
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Jun 26, 2015 06:13
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congrats man
 
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Jun 26, 2015 07:51
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BE GAY
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give it to fluffieduckie to raise with the kittens
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Jun 26, 2015 07:58
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- Theglavwen
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Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
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I had a baby over sixteen years ago, so you have a lot of catching up to do, op
Proof you had sex over 16 years ago vs. proof he had sex just a couple months ago.
I dunno, I think he may be in the lead.
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should i congratulate you on your baby or the HOT sex you had
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Jun 26, 2015 16:19
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well at least we know what dilf has been doing while he hasn't been posting
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Jun 26, 2015 16:33
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the grossest term for semen is baby batter
The grossest term for a blowjob is impregnate yo throat
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Jun 26, 2015 17:12
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the grossest term for semen is baby batter
It's a good term for a little leaguer though
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It's a good term for a little leaguer though
Good lord.
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Jun 27, 2015 01:46
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I am a congenital optimist.
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It's a good term for a little leaguer though
everyone in the idf must die
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Jun 27, 2015 02:40
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Baby batter, as in baseball batter, who is a baby
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As in the baby pitcher throws the ball to the baby catcher and the baby batter tries to hit it while the baby umpire calls balls and strikes
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In the baby dugout the baby teammates of the baby batter chew on pacifiers while the baby coach makes a call on a toy rotary phone
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Jun 27, 2015 03:00
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who is their rivaling team
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Great job op!
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Jun 27, 2015 03:29
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who is their rivaling team
It's babies on both sides or else it wouldn't be fair
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