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Spanish Manlove posted:they are real, some bored scientists put one in a big magnet wow i feel even dumber now
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TWIST FIST posted:i swallowed a frog and walked around outside so people would think floating frogs are real. i could have just held the frog but i didnt think of that at the time
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:dave. stop, dave. stop, will you? what
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dave. posted:what Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
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Aug 28, 2015 20:54
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dave. posted:what hi dave. i like your very tiny av. very tiny avs are very in for fall 2015. ive been thinking about having mine tinified but i had to threaten and coerce the admins into uploading this one for me and i dont want to seem ungrateful
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dave. posted:what am i stopping I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid.
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Lil Cunty posted:hi dave. i like your very tiny av. very tiny avs are very in for fall 2015. ive been thinking about having mine tinified but i had to threaten and coerce the admins into uploading this one for me and i dont want to seem ungrateful thank you. i like tiny pictures because they represent how belittled i feel when godspeed john glenn doesn't like my posts
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dave. posted:thank you. i like tiny pictures because they represent how belittled i feel when godspeed john glenn doesn't like my posts oh he does, but its 1 in the afternoon so hes likely drinking already
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dave. posted:what am i stopping your av looks like my dog |
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Aug 28, 2015 21:02
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Spanish Manlove posted:your av looks like my dog let me see
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Lil Cunty posted:oh he does, but its 1 in the afternoon so hes likely drinking already im glad hes at least hydrated
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Lil Cunty posted:this is exactly why I never leave my house You could wear clothes though? 
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dave. posted:let me see 
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Theglavwen posted:You could wear clothes though? kind of defeats the whole point of being invisible if you ask me
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dave. posted:what is that... dachsund basenji shelter said dachshund/chihuahua |
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Aug 28, 2015 21:16
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Aug 28, 2015 21:16
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there are a lot of jokes on this page but they're all invisible, crowded out by dogs which cannot possibly be invisible
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Qwerinty posted:there are a lot of jokes on this page but they're all invisible, crowded out by dogs which cannot possibly be invisible a blind persons seeing eye dog is invisible, to them |
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Aug 28, 2015 21:18
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dave. posted:thank you. i like tiny pictures because they represent how belittled i feel when godspeed john glenn doesn't like my posts Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Spanish Manlove posted:shelter said dachshund/chihuahua i have a similar one, they ar e the handsomest
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my dog is invisible, but only on the inside
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Lil Cunty posted:hes turning into a real smug bastard he's learning from the best. he's figured out hit and run tactics for socks |
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Lil Cunty posted:at least we're pretty sure she was spayed. the vet admitted to just kind of twiddling some chopsticks around in there and calling it good there's a chinese-food joke somewhere in here but I'm sure as poo poo not making it |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. lol paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Aug 28, 2015 21:39
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I had some really elaborate double-sided tattoo plans, like I was gonna get a lady where you could see her skeleton if you looked at the tattoo from the inside, but it turned out to be faster and cooler to just inject the ink into a vein and let the colors swirl around in my bloodstream. Only trouble is, now I'm hooked.
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Manifisto posted:I had some really elaborate double-sided tattoo plans, like I was gonna get a lady where you could see her skeleton if you looked at the tattoo from the inside, but it turned out to be faster and cooler to just inject the ink into a vein and let the colors swirl around in my bloodstream. Only trouble is, now I'm hooked. (i bet youre really pretty though)
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Aug 28, 2015 22:47
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Aug 28, 2015 22:48
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Theglavwen posted:It's very hard to find each other in real life. every time I try to date a "solid" it doesnt work out because they never see anything in me. |
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Piso Mojado posted:every time I try to date a "solid" it doesnt work out because they never see anything in me. they see your poops
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Lil Cunty posted:they see your poops nope. I only eat other invisible people |
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Aug 28, 2015 22:55
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Piso Mojado posted:nope. I only eat other invisible people ahahahaha
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