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dogcrash truther
i wrote a poem about sheep once :shobon:

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

dogcrash truther posted:

i wrote a poem about sheep once :shobon:

post it pls

Lil Cunty


yes please post it


ty crap

ty landy

alnilam

teh sheep festival episode of father ted

dogcrash truther

no

dogcrash truther

Lil Cunty posted:

yes please post it

nuh uh

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!



sorry!

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dogcrash truther
AARREE YOUUUUU READDDY THIS SUNNDAY SUNNDAY SUNNDAY IN HISTORIC RHINEBECK NEW YORK FOR THE

Thunder Moose

S.J.C.
Merino Wool is the best wool is the best clothing material is the best.

dogcrash truther
Merino Wool is some stank rear end garbage!

dogcrash truther
Shetland Su-mother-loving-premacy, bitch!

Lil Cunty



oh stop. you said you wrote a poem and you made a cute smilie and everything. don't be coy you know you want to

share it with us I bet it is rly good


ty crap

ty landy

defectivemonkey
hi my sheep festival isn't until May. but today I bought yarn for Christmas gifts and I am making a cowl with 100% BABY ALPACA and it is very soft.

alnilam

Hi detective monkey :) don't you think dct should post the poem?

Areola Grande

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:suspense:

FluffieDuckie

it's ok dogcrash you don't have to post your poem

just email it to me


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

alnilam

i've invented a ne wtechnology where if you post the poem in a normal "post reply" box in this thread, it actually emails it to fluffie duckie instead



ty manifisto

Lil Cunty


FluffieDuckie posted:

it's ok dogcrash you don't have to post your poem

just email it to me

please don't listen to duckie I have it on good authority she's drunk


ty crap

ty landy

FluffieDuckie

dammit wd i'm trying to get a poem out of him


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
im shaking in anticipation

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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smoobles


woold

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dogcrash truther
Bo-pepper knee deep in ewe right now

smoobles

here is the church
and here is the steeple
god isn't real
wake up sheeple

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defectivemonkey

smoobles posted:

here is the church
and here is the steeple
god isn't real
wake up sheeple

I don't know if dct needs to post a poem because there is no poem better than this one that could be created from English words.

Lil Cunty


he needs to


ty crap

ty landy

defectivemonkey
ok then I think he should.

dogcrash truther

detectivemonkey posted:

I don't know if dct needs to post a poem because there is no poem better than this one that could be created from English words.

I think it belies his secret atheism ;)

dogcrash truther
Why would I post a bad poem for people to see. The funny part is I'm the kind of weirdo that writes poetry for "fun"

alnilam

Everyone writes poetry for fun and then is embarrassed to share it

~~~ 99% of all poetry written goes unshared ~~~

alnilam

You can be part of the 1% dct

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Smoke 'em if you gottem!
This poem sucks I know it's true
I don't care so much I posted it for you
It's so lovely and bad it's true!
Post your poem it's the right thing to do

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dogcrash truther
sheep, sheep
theyre good to eat
the more you kill
the more they bleat
the more they bleat
the sadder you feel
so don't eat lamb
have a veggie meal

smoobles

dogcrash truther posted:

sheep, sheep
theyre good to eat
the more you kill
the more they bleat
the more they bleat
the sadder you feel
so don't eat lamb
have a veggie meal

holy poo poo

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dogcrash truther posted:

sheep, sheep
theyre good to eat
the more you kill
the more they bleat
the more they bleat
the sadder you feel
so don't eat lamb
have a veggie meal

defectivemonkey

dogcrash truther posted:

I think it belies his secret atheism ;)

I stand by that sentence as an example of the worst thing ever written.

I have an update about wool. I am blocking a scarf and my cat curled up next to it and it was p cute. that is all.

dogcrash truther

detectivemonkey posted:

I stand by that sentence as an example of the worst thing ever written.

i;ve written way worse things than that, i'm just joshin ya

detectivemonkey posted:

I have an update about wool. I am blocking a scarf and my cat curled up next to it and it was p cute. that is all.

be carreful, dont drink chamomile tea or you will turn into a grandma

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

dogcrash truther posted:

sheep, sheep
theyre good to eat
the more you kill
the more they bleat
the more they bleat
the sadder you feel
so don't eat lamb
have a veggie meal

:bravo:

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defectivemonkey

dogcrash truther posted:

sheep, sheep
theyre good to eat
the more you kill
the more they bleat
the more they bleat
the sadder you feel
so don't eat lamb
have a veggie meal

this is a good poem. one time I went to a sheep and wool festival and a lady was selling vegetarian food but was mad because the festival people yelled at her for not serving any lamb.

FluffieDuckie

Wait. They EAT sheep at the sheep festival? :catstare:


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

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dogcrash truther
yeah just like they eat puppies at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show

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