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Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer

Jim Barris posted:

It's funny how they either look better without make-up or like they'd suck your dick for coke.

This. Some of them are actually hot without makeup and some look exactly how you picture the cliche of someone from a broken home with a drug problem doing porn for a living.

Other than that, it is very easy to exaggerate a "bad" look by choosing a poo poo picture. Most of them will actually look completely normal when you see them "in motion", e.g. talking to them.

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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

EngineerSean posted:

kinda makes me want to get my wife done up as a whore

leave town for a few nights and ill be right by

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Smelly Bohemian posted:

Can we fix that?

Yes, we can make them more plastic than human or more machine than human. Or eliminate the humanity all together.

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006

Hopper posted:

This. Some of them are actually hot without makeup and some look exactly how you picture the cliche of someone from a broken home with a drug problem doing porn for a living.

Other than that, it is very easy to exaggerate a "bad" look by choosing a poo poo picture. Most of them will actually look completely normal when you see them "in motion", e.g. talking to them.

All this has done is made me realize the world would be a much more attractive place if all women looked like whores

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
I didn't say it wouldn't be so. I'd rather fap it to hot girls, too.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

hey guys you know those porn stars who are just cute like your sister?

guys?

hey, guys

YouDummy
Jun 24, 2005

lonesomedwarf posted:

hey guys you know those porn stars who are just cute like your sister?

guys?

hey, guys

hey

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

i haven't read this thread, and i'm not going to, but i bet it's good

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
hilariously some of them are still hot as gently caress w/o make-up but compared to their make-up pics its "who the gently caress is this bridge troll"

also wtf is this?

http://funnie.st/309/p0rnstars-without-makeup/28/

https://www.google.com/search?q=Aayla+Secura&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

She pick that name before or after the Star Wars character?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

wow, i was jerking my penis with my hand to a hot porn star the other day. and i looked up their biography and found pictures of them, on the line, the internet. i also found the pictures of themselves with out makeup. and i thought, wo, this one looks cute like my suister

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe
I understand why Christie macks maa boyfriend beat her up. Cause he had to go home to thay every day.

Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008

lonesomedwarf posted:

hey guys you know those porn stars who are just cute like your sister?

guys?

hey, guys

Seriously what the gently caress

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Al Borland posted:

Yes, we can make them more plastic than human or more machine than human. Or eliminate the humanity all together.
mmmmm yea now that's what I'm talking about

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
People who are aghast ay what women look like without make up always fascinate me. It's like theyve never seen it in real life before... Almost as if they're virgins or something.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
not looking at these pics again
last time they showed up in a thread i noticed some photoshop work to make the "normal" pics look worse
gay

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Half these women, including the OP, have to make stupid faces or put on dumb hats to look bad

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
I think a few of them look better without the makeup. :shrug:

symbolic posted:

porn stars poo poo too

Sometimes they use their butts for that as well, yes.

Kidney Stone
Dec 28, 2008

The worst pain ever!

EngineerSean posted:

kinda makes me want to get my wife done up as a whore

Well, when I was there yesterday, she already was.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

pentyne posted:

hilariously some of them are still hot as gently caress w/o make-up but compared to their make-up pics its "who the gently caress is this bridge troll"

also wtf is this?

http://funnie.st/309/p0rnstars-without-makeup/28/

https://www.google.com/search?q=Aayla+Secura&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

She pick that name before or after the Star Wars character?

There are a few pornstars that are nerdy and make references to Star Wars and video games... I think they all learn to regret it.

I feel bad for the women who wreck their faces with surgery so that they only look "good" with make up on.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer


Mad Magazine seem to be branching out

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I like the porn stars with the nice personalities.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
Who the gently caress has time to click through 65 individual pages of that poo poo

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

It's sad how the industry is changing so that pay is going down and studios are getting scummier.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

concerned mom posted:



Mad Magazine seem to be branching out

"you're too loving ugly"

*hides 5 moles, smooths out skin complexion

"holy gently caress you are perfect"

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
man, virtual reality can't come soon enough, this is disgusting

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Cindy playfully twirled McCain's hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." McCain's face reddened, and he responded, "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you oval office."

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

mng posted:

Cindy playfully twirled McCain's hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." McCain's face reddened, and he responded, "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you oval office."

Lol sick burn

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Poetic Justice posted:

man, i can't come soon enough, this is disgusting

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





i dunno OP a lot of those are still gross and ugly even after makeup

verdigris murder
Jul 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
It's a mere coincidence that girls from 16-24 plaster on makeup like there's no tomorrow.

Or maybe it's because during those precious 8 years they're basically whores.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGpLLWnO3XY

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

osietra posted:

It's a mere coincidence that girls from 16-24 plaster on makeup like there's no tomorrow.

Or maybe it's because during those precious 8 years they're basically whores.

I don't really see how this is a bad thing.

"Isn't it terrible how all these pretty women like to get laid as much as I do?" said no one who isn't a maladjusted weirdo, ever.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

The Mentalizer posted:

I don't really see how this is a bad thing.

"Isn't it terrible how all these pretty women like to get laid as much as I do?" said no one who isn't a maladjusted weirdo, ever.

Actually it's wrong for women to enjoy sex, since it certainly isn't with me! :reject:

verdigris murder
Jul 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

The Mentalizer posted:

I don't really see how this is a bad thing.

"Isn't it terrible how all these pretty women like to get laid as much as I do?" said no one who isn't a maladjusted weirdo, ever.
For one thing it encourages rape culture, and could also be construed as false advertising (the hot girl you gently caress at night could look ugly in the morning after her face cake has fallen off and smeared all over your nice clean sheets).

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

osietra posted:

For one thing it encourages rape culture, and could also be construed as false advertising (the hot girl you gently caress at night could look ugly in the morning after her face cake has fallen off and smeared all over your nice clean sheets).

this is just a bad post no matter how you slice it

20matar
Jul 9, 2013

70fugir

EngineerSean posted:

kinda makes me want to get my wife done up as a whore

You got it right. It's loving dumb when people want to "spice their love life" by giving dumb little costumes for the wife to wear. Like those nurse or nun costumes, stuff with jaguar print, any costume, even cosplay for the dorkier couples. Asking the wife to dress up like a hooker is where it's at. Whatever she'll have in mind will likely be exciting enough to look at, or at the very least, gross in an exciting way.

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
Seriously though, it ought to be actionable fraud for average looking women to wear makeup to look like superhot porn stars. We should be deterring women away from their natural lying instincts and it actually undermines evolution for us to keep breeding with plain janes when only the naturally hottest chicks should be considered fuckable in the first place. Do we want to see improvement in our species or not? Ban makeup for ugly women NOW.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


osietra posted:

For one thing it encourages rape culture, and could also be construed as false advertising (the hot girl you gently caress at night could look ugly in the morning after her face cake has fallen off and smeared all over your nice clean sheets).

but why are your sheets clean???

verdigris murder
Jul 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I use aryan cotton.

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
drat op, you mom is ugly without her makeup

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