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de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
they keep them in the stacks of porno at IVF clinics, im not even kidding

so yeah

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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



de_dust posted:

they keep them in the stacks of porno at IVF clinics, im not even kidding

so yeah

Those are for ladies donating eggs, idiot

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Serious Frolicking posted:

that is not true at all. a clitoris is easy mode compared to a prostate.

B hole filled with nerve endings, the g-spot is separated by a very thin, fine wall from the B, etc, etc.

The more you know.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Wicker Man posted:

B hole filled with nerve endings, the g-spot is separated by a very thin, fine wall from the B, etc, etc.

The more you know.

the question was analinguis vs cunnilinguis. pussy is just easier.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Serious Frolicking posted:

the question was analinguis vs cunnilinguis. pussy is just easier.

From what I hear, once certain women go B, they leave out the V.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Iron Prince posted:

can we just agree chowing box is fun + good and just avoid this whole derail lest get back to the dick talk ppl!

hm ... well on the one hand, Yes, but on the other hand, I'm thinking Goku?

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
*scratches chin retardedly with a thoughtful and gay expression*

Hmmmm, yes indeed..... Goku......

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

well there are a lot of articles on how to take care of your beard

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
*fondles testicles even more retardedly than before*

Hmmm.... Beards.....

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Ive heard this theory before but many years of supermarket retail has shown me the people who buy mens health are also the sad looking men browsing bewilderingly through the supplements

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
your coworker is gay, op

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

after a while you're like "butt? vagina? butt? VAGINA??" and they start to look the same and you just go for it you know?

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug

fyodor posted:

after a while you're like "butt? vagina? butt? VAGINA??" and they start to look the same and you just go for it you know?

also the butt belongs to a dude, but hey we're not judging here

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Isaac posted:

Ive heard this theory before but many years of supermarket retail has shown me the people who buy mens health are also the sad looking men browsing bewilderingly through the supplements

Sad divorced men are my jam

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Talk to me when it's a stealth gay goku mag, not before

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Buying a magazine is even dumber than paying for cable man. Oh please let me hand you my cash for a glorious opportunity to have ads shoved in my face!

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I read men's health. They have some good recipes

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
I saw Kevin Hart on the cover of men's health last year and I was bewildered, because that dude definitely skips leg day which is not healthy at all

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
ya i think so, it is owned by the piece of poo poo jann wenner who became a bornagain cocksman after 40+ yrs of marriage to a woman.

obv ive never read it but are there any ads in the backpages for poppers?? because that would be a strong indicator of their preferred audience. are their sex articles telling men that theres nothing wrong with a little finger action in their bum bum?

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Jun 5, 2016

White Phosphorus
Sep 12, 2000

Jukeboxblues posted:

I love your new AV.

It makes me hungry. Look at those kielbasa wheels turn. WOOOOO!

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb
Consider the following Men's Health covers:


not sure why you're not already suckin' dicks behind the costco, op

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Happy Bear Suit posted:

i argue it cant be a gay mag because at least half the content in mens health are reused articles about GIVING YOUR WOMAN A MIND BLOWING ORGASM.


men's health tip for giving your woman a mind blowing orgasm: suck her six inch long clit

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost

Sestze posted:

Consider the following Men's Health covers:

not sure why you're not already suckin' dicks behind the costco, op

Is the headline on the amputee picture really a plan on how to lose weight? I feel like I might be reading that wrong.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

Happy Bear Suit posted:

i argue it cant be a gay mag because at least half the content in mens health are reused articles about GIVING YOUR WOMAN A MIND BLOWING ORGASM.


That's so when your coworker catches you salivating over a dude's muscular, glistening six pack, you can turn to that page and be like 'Yeah! loving women is great!' It's like if someone catches you watching internet porn and you click to another window. But on paper.

IDK if it's a gay thing for reals though. I mean, women have those fitness magazines with lots of bikini photos and stuff and nobody calls you a lesbian if you stare at them.

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug

RVWinkle posted:

Is the headline on the amputee picture really a plan on how to lose weight? I feel like I might be reading that wrong.

you wouldn't believe how much those extraneous limbs weigh, you fatty ding-dongs

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




they'rea bit muscle worshippy to give me a boner but it's defo for gays

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
op, it's ok if you want to look at ads and pictures of muscle guys. There is nothing stealth about your sexuality.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

SEX BURRITO posted:



IDK if it's a gay thing for reals though. I mean, women have those fitness magazines with lots of bikini photos and stuff and nobody calls you a lesbian if you stare at them.

Yea, but we all think it really loudly in our heads.

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015
I'm not sure but I enjoy it a hell of a lot more than the lady fitness magazines.

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

I've always wanted someone to photoshop that picture of Seth Putnam doing heroin, while roping off with a guitar cord, and getting a bj on, the cover of a men's health mag.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Celluloid Sam posted:

haha it's not actually true all gay men are pederasts it turns out

but most of them are, right?

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

Turdo posted:

Sounds like he is the one with GAY ISSUES
ahahaha

i just got this, good one breh

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Mange Mite posted:

but most of them are, right?

idk ask you're dad haha

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Mariana Horchata posted:

ya i think so, it is owned by the piece of poo poo jann wenner who became a bornagain cocksman after 40+ yrs of marriage to a woman.

obv ive never read it but are there any ads in the backpages for poppers?? because that would be a strong indicator of their preferred audience. are their sex articles telling men that theres nothing wrong with a little finger action in their bum bum?



You can't seem to stop talking about poppers lately. Everything OK (with your butthole)?

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Fitness mags, I think, are more for guys who don't yet realize that they like looking at pictures of muscle dudes lifting a tire or holding a chain. It reaches out to them, and they buy it, but they don't know why, otherwise they would just browse porn on the sly.

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
GAY porn that is!!!!

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



It's definitely a gay mag, op. Congrats on your refined tastes.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

A CISHET SHITLORD posted:

GAY porn that is!!!!

It's actually straight porn when a lady is looking at it.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Ork of Fiction posted:

It's actually straight porn when a lady is looking at it.

:aaaaa:

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Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
Your coworker is gay and his thoughts are probably fixated upon your butthole whenever you bend over in front of his desk.

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