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Amarcarts posted:I got murdered on my first Tindr date be careful op shitposting from the afterlife.
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:And it's too bad, really. I bet you would be a good judge, you big gay human being. I'm a very small gay human being* The only big thing about me is MY DICK
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Jun 25, 2016 14:18
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Windows 98 posted:I'm a very small gay human being* Everyone's dick looks big in magnifying glass. My sister's dick looks big in magnifying glass!
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Jun 25, 2016 14:21
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I think I might delete my account and restart it just to make sure everything's working correctly and I really am a worthless piece of poo poo that nobody wants.
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Jun 25, 2016 14:23
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:Like I said, ugly Joseph Gordon Levitt. So picture JGL with poo poo caked on his face. Ok so the problem here is you are ugly but have built your whole self esteem off the lie you tell yourself that "I'm only a less attractive version of JGL which is a plus". Post a picture of yourself you loving toilet brush, or don't make threads talking like an autistic jackoff. Pick one.
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Jun 25, 2016 14:24
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Op, have you thought about transitioning into a woman? I hear women have an easier time getting attention on dating sites.
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Jun 25, 2016 14:24
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DaveSplitter posted:Op, have you thought about transitioning into a woman? I hear women have an easier time getting attention on dating sites. Not true, I swipe right so fast on trannies. (Sorry, I respect your life choices, but I have not come that far as a person.)
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Jun 25, 2016 14:27
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:Not true, I swipe right so fast on trannies. (Sorry, I respect your life choices, but I have not come that far as a person.) swipe right is the good one
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Jun 25, 2016 14:28
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Like seriously just dress up like a women, I guarantee that you'll be swamped with messages from guys wanting to give you the d. Who knows, maybe you'll attract some bi or lesbian girls too.
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Jun 25, 2016 14:28
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:But I don't have any friends or ski gear. photoshop man
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Jun 25, 2016 14:28
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have you tried grindr op
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Jun 25, 2016 14:29
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Yeah avoid what I said you piss bucket
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Jun 25, 2016 14:29
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paul_soccer10 posted:swipe right is the good one well, gently caress, you know what I meant.
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Jun 25, 2016 14:30
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sex isnt everything op
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Jun 25, 2016 14:31
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:well, gently caress, you know what I meant. sorry
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Jun 25, 2016 14:32
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Jukeboxblues posted:Ok so the problem here is you are ugly but have built your whole self esteem off the lie you tell yourself that "I'm only a less attractive version of JGL which is a plus". Post a picture of yourself you loving toilet brush, or don't make threads talking like an autistic jackoff. Pick one. Throwing too much shade when you don't even know me, bro. I have no self-esteem, I just know from a scientific perspective I have somewhat pleasing facial features in the right light at the right angle with the right haircut.
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Jun 25, 2016 14:32
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:Throwing too much shade when you don't even know me, bro. I have no self-esteem, I just know from a scientific perspective I have somewhat pleasing facial features in the right light at the right angle with the right haircut. you sound highly fuckable at least at the right angle with thre right haircut
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Jun 25, 2016 14:34
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Hot Karl Marx posted:sex isnt everything op tell that to my rock hard cock! but no, seriously, i wouldn't mind like getting a girlfriend. honestly, i don't think any girl can be better than my hand anyway. my grip is so tight.
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Jun 25, 2016 14:34
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:tell that to my rock hard cock! and therein lies the problem. address that and you might make progress
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Jun 25, 2016 14:35
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No really though you need to lower your standards and swipe right on every girl, and not just the ones you find physically attractive. Even if you manage to find someone that you're mutually attracted to, the relationship will probably crash and burn if you can't find a way to be less superficial. Women enjoy being liked for more than just their looks.
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Hot Karl Marx posted:and therein lies the problem. address that and you might make progress okay, masturbating now.
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Jun 25, 2016 14:37
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if youre ugly you just gotta have a lot of money, so thats another solution
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:okay, masturbating now. i meant more chop off your dick and balls since youre not using them anyways
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:okay, masturbating now. keep me updated
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DaveSplitter posted:No really though you need to lower your standards and swipe right on every girl, and not just the ones you find physically attractive. Even if you manage to find someone that you're mutually attracted to, the relationship will probably crash and burn if you can't find a way to be less superficial. Women enjoy being liked for more than their looks. okay, masturbating now.
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DaveSplitter posted:No really though you need to lower your standards and swipe right on every girl, and not just the ones you find physically attractive. Even if you manage to find someone that you're mutually attracted to, the relationship will probably crash and burn if you can't find a way to be less superficial. Women enjoy being liked for more than their looks. you don't even know me, bro. i'm not the one making profiles with no description. i actually check to see if a girl has a profile and read it before every "like" swipe. to be honest, it's to get to know them somewhat, but also so i can swipe nope so hard if they mention kids.
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Jun 25, 2016 14:39
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women love to see you're into sports, so like, a ski mask, and a baseball bat, and maybe some tomato sauce on the bat so they know you can cook
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Jun 25, 2016 14:39
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:you don't even know me, bro. i'm not the one making profiles with no description. i actually check to see if a girl has a profile and read it before every "like" swipe. to be honest, it's to get to know them somewhat, but also so i can swipe nope so hard if they mention kids. single moms are usually dtf hth
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Jun 25, 2016 14:41
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:I'm not trying to go pro, I'm just trying to hook up with a girl who is really pretty and out of my league and doesn't realize it. I can't do that with smoke and mirrors. I need expectations lowered from the get-go, because I will definitely turn into a loving pumpkin. lmao maybe try hooking up with someone at all before you move up to someone out of your league you humongous dork
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marauderthirty posted:lmao maybe try hooking up with someone at all before you move up to someone out of your league you humongous dork i got low self-esteem, bro. someone out of my league is playing on the same team I do, probably even below me in the batting order.
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:you don't even know me, bro. i'm not the one making profiles with no description. i actually check to see if a girl has a profile and read it before every "like" swipe. to be honest, it's to get to know them somewhat, but also so i can swipe nope so hard if they mention kids. you are doing tindr wrong swipe right on everything and let thirst sort it out when they match hope this helps
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Jun 25, 2016 15:06
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Holy poo poo it really is Elliot Rodger's ghost. Stay safe secretly homosexual ghost
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Jun 25, 2016 15:08
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*has low self esteem* *goes after women out of his league* *low self esteem intensifies*
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I made a tinder once but the only picture I put on it was one where a hot chick was drawing a Mike Tyson tattoo on my face with a sharpie. I got bus loads of girls matching me and wanting to suck my dick. Sorry you are fat and/or ugly OP.
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Jun 25, 2016 15:12
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And if I see another loving profile which says 'Looking for interesting people to talk to' but then lists 'naps and eating food' as interests I will put a hole in the nearest wall.
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Jun 25, 2016 15:13
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TheMostFrench posted:gently caress there are so many women with all group shots and no indication of which one they are, and so many who just look entirely the same. It's like playing Where's Waldo, but you don't know what Waldo looks like.
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Jun 25, 2016 15:19
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Just die fat, gay and drunk like the rest of us and be semi-happy because all girls are gay anyway.
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:Never actually tried any form of online dating before. Made an OkCupid in the past just to lurk and see what was out there, but never got the courage to make a profile. Now, I would happily make one, but in my current location, OkCupid just doesn't have much of an audience. Can't play the numbers game if I don't got numbers to work with. Tinder, however, is hugely popular. I made an account to lurk there, and I saw everyone I saw on OkCupid and 100x more. Everyone thinks theyre above average looking but you're definitely ugly if you get 0 matches. Sorry.
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:Throwing too much shade when you don't even know me, bro. I have no self-esteem, I just know from a scientific perspective I have somewhat pleasing facial features in the right light at the right angle with the right haircut. Jukeboxblues posted:autistic jackoff.
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The stink of MRA wafts off this thread like a cat poo poo in the summer heat. The reason girls don't like you is they can sense your desperation and attitude like they owe you sex. You vile piece of poo poo. Your hyper inflated ego sincerely thinks you're a ringer for "slightly above average" in how attractive you are but at no point did you ever consider that females, unlike makes, do not care exclusively what your stupid loving face looks like. Try getting some facetime in with the homeless in your public library and build some social skills you autistic egomaniac and then maybe one day a girl may even consider talking to you. Secondly it's a tell tale sign you're a pathetic piece of poo poo desperately on the hunt for a girl who's self esteem could possible be lower than your own rock bottom esteem when every picture you have is a selfie or mirror shot. It's obvious you have no friends or social skills enough to develop a human relationship to the point where someone may even consider taking a picture of you. That does not bode well for a prospective date because you're more than likely going to just ask them to come watch Netflix on your mom's account, possibly her basement. Go climb a loving rock and have mommy take a picture of you in front of some trees. You vapid piece of poo poo.
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