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Never actually tried any form of online dating before. Made an OkCupid in the past just to lurk and see what was out there, but never got the courage to make a profile. Now, I would happily make one, but in my current location, OkCupid just doesn't have much of an audience. Can't play the numbers game if I don't got numbers to work with. Tinder, however, is hugely popular. I made an account to lurk there, and I saw everyone I saw on OkCupid and 100x more. So, I'm a slightly above-average looking guy. Sort of niche, more of an ugly JGL than an ugly Brad Pitt. But I thought I wouldn't have much trouble getting a few matches here and there with girls I found attractive. I thought wrong. I made one 5 days ago. Every day I maxed out my "Likes' at least once. You get 100 per 12 hours as a free user. So, that's at least 500 people I had the potential of matching with. I actually have liked or disliked everyone aged 18-27 within 5 miles of my location, there are no more results for those metrics. I was that comprehensive (live 2 miles from a somewhat major city). I swiped "Like" on everyone I found moderately attractive. How many matches did I get? 0. ZILCH. NADA. I'm aware that my profile is not optimal. My pictures are lacking, but there is a full frontal face shot that shows I'm clearly not hideous, and a mirror shot that clearly shows I'm not a fat slob and reiterates that I'm okay in the face. I would definitely swipe yes on a cute girl with pictures that had equal quality. Better than the dumb as dogshit girls who have 4 of their 5 pictures as group shots, and their 5th one is them in full ski gear. I kind of feel like there has to be some sort of mistake, maybe my profile fell through the cracks and no one is seeing it somehow. Maybe I'm uglier than I think I am. Maybe God is telling me I need to be alone to accomplish great things. But I don't believe in a god. I'm so confused, and it's all thanks to tinder.
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what's up jon pop
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Jun 25, 2016 13:40
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Tinder is the night
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Jun 25, 2016 13:42
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post your pics dawg
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Jun 25, 2016 13:43
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That Robot posted:what's up jon pop Jon pop never had a positive opinion of himself though
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Jun 25, 2016 13:43
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oh hey it's the low-effort elliot rodger
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Jun 25, 2016 13:44
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Trabandiumium posted:post your pics dawg Like I said, ugly Joseph Gordon Levitt. So picture JGL with poo poo caked on his face.
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Jun 25, 2016 13:45
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Poverty ghost gettin' more action than you.
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Jun 25, 2016 13:46
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sorry to hear it op
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Jun 25, 2016 13:47
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Women don't give a poo poo what you look like, they want to see social skills and a sense of adventure. Make 4 of your pictures group shots and one of you in ski gear.
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Jun 25, 2016 13:48
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paul_soccer10 posted:sorry to hear it op No you're not.
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Jun 25, 2016 13:49
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monkey posted:Women don't give a poo poo what you look like, they want to see social skills and a sense of adventure. But I don't have any friends or ski gear.
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Jun 25, 2016 13:50
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op sorry you are as unloved as the source of your username
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Jun 25, 2016 13:50
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:No you're not. i wish you only the best jarjarbinksfan621
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Jun 25, 2016 13:50
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:But I don't have any friends or ski gear. do you wanna meet up for a photoshoot? maybe some fun pics togehter with show girls your fun sidE!! plus i will make you look better by comparison
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Jun 25, 2016 13:51
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:oh hey it's the low-effort elliot rodger I forgot about him, finally, a relatable folk hero.
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Jun 25, 2016 13:52
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:I forgot about him, finally, a relatable folk hero. highly forgettable and pathetic virgin lol
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Jun 25, 2016 13:54
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:But I don't have any friends or ski gear. and that's why you have no matches on tinder!
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Jun 25, 2016 13:54
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monkey posted:Women don't give a poo poo what you look like, they want to see social skills and a sense of adventure. Also, it's funny how girls love to make their profile pictures like that when guys don't care about social skills or sense of adventure. They just want to make sure she's not a butterface.
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Jun 25, 2016 13:54
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Blue Train posted:highly forgettable and pathetic virgin lol Like I said, relatable.
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Jun 25, 2016 13:55
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:Like I said, ugly Joseph Gordon Levitt. So picture JGL with poo poo caked on his face. 
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Jun 25, 2016 13:55
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:Also, it's funny how girls love to make their profile pictures like that when guys don't care about social skills or sense of adventure. They just want to make sure she's not a butterface. Its just as funny that you put up pictures that you want to see, rather than what women want to see.
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Jun 25, 2016 13:56
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paul_soccer10 posted:do you wanna meet up for a photoshoot? maybe some fun pics togehter with show girls your fun sidE!! plus i will make you look better by comparison Last time I met up for a photoshoot I ended up with a ballgag in my mouth and a broomstick in my rear end. No thanks.
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Jun 25, 2016 13:57
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:Also, it's funny how girls love to make their profile pictures like that when guys don't care about social skills or sense of adventure. They just want to make sure she's not a butterface. in my experience girls like a full body front and back double mirror shot with no clothes on, regardless of your body type they will appreciate your forthrightness
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Jun 25, 2016 13:57
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:Last time I met up for a photoshoot I ended up with a ballgag in my mouth and a broomstick in my rear end. No thanks. use those pics then
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Jun 25, 2016 13:58
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monkey posted:Its just as funny that you put up pictures that you want to see, rather than what women want to see. WELL, SORRY, I DID NOT KNOW I WAS TALKING TO MEL GIBSON FROM "WHAT WOMEN WANT". ONE THOUSAND PARDONS. COUNT 'EM, 1000.
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Jun 25, 2016 13:58
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monkey posted:Women don't give a poo poo what you look like lol if you think thats true
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Jun 25, 2016 13:58
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paul_soccer10 posted:use those pics then He said he destroyed those pics!
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Jun 25, 2016 13:59
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put up a photo of yourself at Machu Picchu with a Bengal tiger, you'll be drowning in Live, Laugh, Love pussy
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Jun 25, 2016 13:59
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try bumble op, you get girls who are sick of tinder creepos and sometimes theyre cute!!!
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Jun 25, 2016 14:01
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post your pics you piece of poo poo!!
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Jun 25, 2016 14:03
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paul_soccer10 posted:try bumble op, you get girls who are sick of tinder creepos and sometimes theyre cute!!! i've never even heard of it, no way it has the numbers a guy like me needs to slip through the cracks of perpetual loneliness.
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Jun 25, 2016 14:04
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monkey posted:Women don't give a poo poo what you look like, they want to see social skills and a sense of adventure. gently caress there are so many women with all group shots and no indication of which one they are, and so many who just look entirely the same.
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Jun 25, 2016 14:05
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:WELL, SORRY, I DID NOT KNOW I WAS TALKING TO MEL GIBSON FROM "WHAT WOMEN WANT". ONE THOUSAND PARDONS. COUNT 'EM, 1000. Just trying to help. I dont even have a tinder account, but I know some pro-tier tinder users. One of them even works as a photographer and sets up tinder profiles for friendless losers like yourself for $300.
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Jun 25, 2016 14:06
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I got murdered on my first Tindr date be careful op
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Jun 25, 2016 14:08
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OP is a pussy if he doesn't post the pics so we can properly judge him
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Jun 25, 2016 14:13
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:Never actually tried any form of online dating before. Made an OkCupid in the past just to lurk and see what was out there, but never got the courage to make a profile. Now, I would happily make one, but in my current location, OkCupid just doesn't have much of an audience. Can't play the numbers game if I don't got numbers to work with. Tinder, however, is hugely popular. I made an account to lurk there, and I saw everyone I saw on OkCupid and 100x more. U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly! you ugly!
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Jun 25, 2016 14:13
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monkey posted:Just trying to help. I dont even have a tinder account, but I know some pro-tier tinder users. One of them even works as a photographer and sets up tinder profiles for friendless losers like yourself for $300. I'm not trying to go pro, I'm just trying to hook up with a girl who is really pretty and out of my league and doesn't realize it. I can't do that with smoke and mirrors. I need expectations lowered from the get-go, because I will definitely turn into a loving pumpkin.
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Jun 25, 2016 14:14
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monkey posted:Just trying to help. I dont even have a tinder account, but I know some pro-tier tinder users. One of them even works as a photographer and sets up tinder profiles for friendless losers like yourself for $300. lol what the gently caress is a pro timder user yu dweeb
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Windows 98 posted:OP is a pussy if he doesn't post the pics so we can properly judge him And it's too bad, really. I bet you would be a good judge, you big gay human being.
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