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I can only teach you from my mistakes: "We're taking apart shotgun shells and gonna make some explosives" - Appalingly bad. Implies you're with at least one other drunk dickhead and you arent even interested in her "I shot JFK" - I sent this to the same girl on tinder by accident it definitely did not score me a reply "Theres a party going on tonight at your house" - This one was initally quite successfull but i actually brolught a bunch of booze and strangers to her house and apparently hosed up her fence.
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Ask her to go to Bigfoot Gardens this weekend
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Nov 18, 2016 08:35
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Is she in a wheel chair? What ever happened to Evilagita?
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Nov 18, 2016 08:37
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A gorgeous girl asked me to go out with her when i was like 18 and i said "I probably have something better to do", id give this one a solid two thumbs down
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Nov 18, 2016 08:37
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She probably has a boyfriend that looks and acts the opposite of you
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Nov 18, 2016 08:41
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His name is Harley and he wears tank tops
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Nov 18, 2016 08:44
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Harley has a fuckin sick old car converted into a muscle car. Hell he has a few of them.
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Nov 18, 2016 08:46
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I think being yourself is the way to go here.
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Nov 18, 2016 08:47
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Just went to the liquor store and the dude gave me a fifth of jim beam 100 proof for the same price as white label. Things are looking up.
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Nov 18, 2016 08:48
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I also might die tonight.
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soupbone sal posted:I think being yourself is the way to go here. Read the posts in the "negrotown" thread to her. Read as many as you can, as fast as you can, and do not stop until she is your woman op
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Bareback Werewolf posted:I also might die tonight. Get blackout drunk and start messaging women on all platforms, unless you investigate you'll never remember the failures. Also they're all gonna be really bad.
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Isaac posted:Get blackout drunk and start messaging women on all platforms, unless you investigate you'll never remember the failures. Also they're all gonna be really bad. I don't know no womens numbers though.. 
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Nov 18, 2016 09:02
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Bareback Werewolf posted:I also might die tonight.  GO FORTH AND DIE(?)
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Nov 18, 2016 09:05
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Bareback Werewolf posted:I also might die tonight. We all might die tonight.
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soupbone sal posted:We all might die tonight. 
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Nov 18, 2016 09:08
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Chinatown posted:
You are a gift. OP, you know death is never going to stop chasing you as you slowly creep towards your ineffectual oblivion.
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PathAsc posted:OP, you know death is never going to stop chasing you as you slowly creep towards your ineffectual oblivion. Not tonight my friend. Not tonight.
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Nov 18, 2016 09:15
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Bareback Werewolf posted:Just went to the liquor store and the dude gave me a fifth of jim beam 100 proof for the same price as white label. Take the bottle to school and drink it for courage. Then ask your crush if she'd like to smoke some dick.
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BigBadSteve posted:Take the bottle to school and drink it for courage. Im going to keep this bottle for our wedding night. LOL jk, I'm going to drink it and forget about my pathetic life 
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Nov 18, 2016 09:20
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Op just talk to her. Dont talk about yourself, ask stuff about her
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Nov 18, 2016 09:23
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start smoking you piece of poo poo
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Nov 18, 2016 09:24
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I recommend something a little vintage, like a LaserJet IIp
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Nov 18, 2016 09:28
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Rakosi posted:Op just talk to her. Dont talk about yourself, ask stuff about her Me: Hi Her: Um.. hi. Me: You got a light? Her: Yeah. *Lights up a cigarette* Me: Thanks. So, this class is pretty crazy, huh? Her: *walks away* Me: *Dies a little inside*
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Nov 18, 2016 09:31
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yeah no chick would be impressed by you lighting up one of your Virginia slim menthol ultra lights in front of her
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Nov 18, 2016 09:32
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loving do it dork. The sooner she stomps on your heart the sooner you get moving on to the next one. Also there's a chance she might not find you completely disgusting and actually strike up a conversation with you, leading to a date. The longer you puss out over it, the worse it will be. Tear off the bandaid my man
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Nov 18, 2016 09:33
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various cheeses posted:loving do it dork. The sooner she stomps on your heart the sooner you get moving on to the next one. Also there's a chance she might not find you completely disgusting and actually strike up a conversation with you, leading to a date. Next Tuesday we're going to the library art gallery as a class. That's when I'll make my move. What should I say?
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Nov 18, 2016 09:41
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I should also mention that I'm probably 8-10 years older than her.
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Nov 18, 2016 09:46
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I don't know man just comment on the art or whatever. GBS can't be there to hold your hand forever. Also start lifting weights immediately
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various cheeses posted:Also start lifting weights immediately no u
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Nov 18, 2016 09:56
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Bareback Werewolf posted:I should also mention that I'm probably 8-10 years older than her. Is she like 14 then? Do you live in France? Because otherwise I have bad news for you.
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Nov 18, 2016 10:16
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Dont tell her about when you fished a ducks head out of the bin and put your cock in its bill
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Nov 18, 2016 10:21
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op: put your whole hand up your own rear end in a top hat and once your whole hand is ip there, make a fist to give your rectum that "filled up" feeling
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Nov 18, 2016 10:38
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Take your body pillow to class to make her jealous.
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Nov 18, 2016 10:44
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Impale the other males in your class with your enlarged gonad, cementing yourself as the obvious mate.
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if that doesn't work, try to emotionally abuse her until she stops rejecting your advances. after a few years and some personal milestones, realize how awful it was to do this to people, feel horrible about it, but be unable to locate her to apologize and try to make amends for your behavior. do your best to live differently and forgive yourself, but carry that guilt nonetheless, leading you to self-sabotage future relationships out of fear and shame. take some solace in the fact that, while you're now in your thirties and still unable to form healthy emotional bonds with romantic partners, at least you aren't hurting anyone else anymore.
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Nov 18, 2016 10:48
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Bareback Werewolf posted:Next Tuesday we're going to the library art gallery as a class. Then on Tuesday skip class and "accidentally" be in front of the library on your vintage Huffy riding sick wheelies.
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Nov 18, 2016 10:48
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Drop out of uni and bang a crack whore
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Nov 18, 2016 10:49
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Sing the entirety of the Digital Underground's "Humpty Dance" to her in front of the class then give her a single rose.
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How old are you? How old is she? How old is that condom in your wallet?
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