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i have a big crush on this girl in my school and I don't know how to talk to her. She's really pretty and she smokes ciggarettes. Give me some tips on how to make her love me.
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Nov 18, 2016 06:47
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Ask her for a light
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Nov 18, 2016 06:48
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Start smoking.
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Nov 18, 2016 06:49
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a word of advice: if you get her preggers, pee in her butt
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Nov 18, 2016 06:50
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Let your dick do the talking. Stick it through your fly and give her a little puppet show.
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Nov 18, 2016 06:50
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OP I laughed at your name irl
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Nov 18, 2016 06:51
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If you are very into what you are saying and you are not a total pig then women will eat that poo poo up. Almost nothing will repulse them as long as it is said in the right way. Also start smoking.
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Nov 18, 2016 06:52
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Ask her what anime she's into
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Nov 18, 2016 06:53
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rub your boner on her tits until you pee
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Nov 18, 2016 06:55
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go number 2 on her while she is asleep
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Nov 18, 2016 06:56
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Hand her a picture of a smoke-damaged fetus and say "this could be ours if you play your cards right"
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Nov 18, 2016 06:56
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very carefully...
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Nov 18, 2016 07:03
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soupbone sal posted:If you are very into what you are saying and you are not a total pig then women will eat that poo poo up. Almost nothing will repulse them as long as it is said in the right way. I'm kind of stuck on the "initiating conversation" part. Right now I'm at the "creepily staring at her from acroos the room" stage. It's not working.
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Nov 18, 2016 07:03
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Bareback Werewolf posted:I'm kind of stuck on the "initiating conversation" part. Right now I'm at the "creepily staring at her from acroos the room" stage. Yeah, been there. Just make a point to be around her and when you have an idea for a conversation, jump on it. You've got this man.
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Nov 18, 2016 07:05
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Also may I suggest a pick-up line Here's a good one: How much do I weigh? Enough to break the ice
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Nov 18, 2016 07:07
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What do you like about her? Eyes? Lips? Tits? Bitts? Or do you like her ~controversial opinions about Taiwan~?
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Nov 18, 2016 07:08
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Give her the gently caress
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Nov 18, 2016 07:09
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Genderfluent posted:Ask her for a light this is actually legit advice hth
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Nov 18, 2016 07:12
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Like she's a cute little doggy. 
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Nov 18, 2016 07:20
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FaradayCage posted:What do you like about her? She has amazing legs. She also has that sexy librarian look with her hair tied back and black rimmed glasses. She's also really smart. She seems to know a lot about art history.
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Nov 18, 2016 07:21
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Bareback Werewolf posted:She has amazing legs. She also has that sexy librarian look with her hair tied back and black rimmed glasses. what are you bringing to the table?
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Nov 18, 2016 07:30
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FaradayCage posted:what are you bringing to the table? I'm posting this question on GBS, what do you think I have to offer? Bareback Werewolf fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Nov 18, 2016 |
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Nov 18, 2016 07:39
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Bareback Werewolf posted:She has amazing legs. She also has that sexy librarian look with her hair tied back and black rimmed glasses. She sounds like she has alot of the tools needed to make it in life. Maybe you shouldn't gently caress all that up for her, op.
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Nov 18, 2016 07:45
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Bareback Werewolf posted:I'm posting this question on GBS, what do you think I have to offer? at least ten bucks
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Nov 18, 2016 07:47
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hey op what kind of school is this
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Nov 18, 2016 07:55
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It's easy be charming and attractive and she will want to have sex with you
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Nov 18, 2016 07:57
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EugeneJ posted:Hand her a picture of a smoke-damaged fetus and say "this could be ours if you play your cards right" sweet sassy mollassy
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Nov 18, 2016 07:58
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Give me her number OP, I'll text her and put in a good word for ya.
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Nov 18, 2016 07:58
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moose face posted:It's easy be charming and attractive and she will want to have sex with you
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Nov 18, 2016 08:01
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I want her so bad. It hurts.
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Nov 18, 2016 08:05
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carry a printer over to her house
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Nov 18, 2016 08:05
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gently caress'er Rite Inna Pussy
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Nov 18, 2016 08:07
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dude just go talk to her, chicks dig werewolves
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Nov 18, 2016 08:07
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Bareback Werewolf posted:i have a big crush on this girl in my school and I don't know how to talk to her. She's really pretty and she smokes ciggarettes. It's hard being homeschooled but just say hi to your sister, see how it goes.
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Nov 18, 2016 08:09
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Ranma Fan Art posted:at least ten bucks well, not anymore, anyways
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Nov 18, 2016 08:09
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Start wearing all black, get a chain for your wallet, wear your hair in your face and take up smoking. Start talking loudly to yourself about THE MAN while taking a drag whenever she is near. Always carry a pristine skateboard with you, but never skate on it. If she tries to talk to you or bum a cig act incredibly disinterested, to the point of straight up ignoring her. Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Nov 18, 2016 |
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Nov 18, 2016 08:10
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Nevermind... Dumb idea.
Bareback Werewolf fucked around with this message at 08:19 on Nov 18, 2016 |
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Nov 18, 2016 08:16
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Bareback Werewolf posted:Should I start vaping? Maybe she'll be impressed by the amount smoke I can exhale. you should smoke a cigarette w/ your urethra. if it doesn't impress her, it'll impress someone, and they'll be the true one for you
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Nov 18, 2016 08:17
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Pawn 17 posted:If she tries to talk to you or bum a cig act incredibly disinterested, to the point of straight up ignoring her.
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Nov 18, 2016 08:19
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Post a picture of her op
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