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Jerry Mumphrey posted:tube cats Giant rats, very nasty.
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Zippy the Bummer posted:Don't give me that poo poo about hollow bones. Why the gently caress dont bats have hollow bones? Because they are loving weak apparently, and thus deserve to die I shouldn't do poo poo. I don't care about them they all could die and it won't affect my life. I know a lot about them but I don't need to think about them. They're just a waste of time koalas are stupid they don't help me with poo poo so why should I help them. If they all die there will be more room for the panthers and all the other hard animals. Koalas are weak a pit will get rid of their whole loving family. That's why I don't like koalas. Koalas have sharp claws but they are weak. They all small and fat and they be climing trees. I hope a storm just come while theyjust chilling up in the tree thinking they is hard and they're will all just fall off. They just break they neck and poo poo. When they fall they claws are going to fall off and they going to be crying like some little bitches. Koalas aren't hard they some little bitches. They start climbing up the tree soon as they see a deer from like 50feet away. They stupid as hell they should put their brain in their pouch and put the kid in they ten they're be able to think better. They try to be in the loving kangaroo family. They weak as hell, talking bout they got a pouch a kangaroo so they their cousins and poo poo. Kangaroo's have some big rear end legs and whot do a koala got? Some little rear end legs, they tails is little and weak as gently caress kangaroo's got a big rear end long tail that can kill a loving koala. If a koala goes in the water it won't be able to breathe with its little short rear end. It'd loving drown soon aas it take one step into the water. While they at the river trying to get something to drink a bear could just come to him and snatch its rear end up. It doesn't know protection because they don't have protection. What they little rear end going to do? It can't scratch him. The bear will beat his loving rear end. The important think about koalas is that just don't care about tem and let them die by all the other animals in Australia. They're not important just let nature do what it do and kill them. Koalas do not have a place in this world there's not enough room for all the bitches in this world. So let all the koalas that's in the zoos and poo poo. Let them go and put them back with their family. If you let them all go they won't nothing except for that's what they was put in this world for. Now you know why koalas aren't important. They have nothing to do except for sitting around in the trees. It's like they just was like they was sent have to die. Koalas don't do nothing to help anybody. Thre would be just one more relative of the kangaroo that will be six feet under. Now you know why koalas are not important because there are dumb.
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Mice that evolved to get really big needed to live in the water to find more food, and they developed better teeth so they could catch other animals because they taste better than whatever the little beta mice eat. Their limbs got longer to make it easier to swim and poo poo, too, but they lost their hair to reduce drag in the water. They also got really fat to float better and stay warm. Now they hate themselves because of unrealistic beauty standards and their only solace is cake. -Aquatic Ape Theory
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Nov 21, 2016 18:35
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giant spiders exist check out this hosed up spider WHOA!!!!
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Nooner posted:giant spiders exist check out this hosed up spider WHOA!!!! that spider aint poo poo
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Nov 21, 2016 18:45
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Nooner posted:giant spiders exist check out this hosed up spider WHOA!!!! It's not even that big. I've poo poo out turds bigger than that thing.
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Nov 21, 2016 18:49
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The giant mice were all reverse banished to NIbiru by reptiloid Saint Patrick.
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there used to be all kinds of giant mammals. badgers the size of bears and stuff. there was indeed a rodent the size of a modern cow; you decide if that qualifies as "giant mouse" http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/01/080116-giant-rodent.html
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i just looked it up its based on some book called "on being the right size" a mouse can both fall from thousands of feet and be okay as well as break surface water tension they are the perfect creature at the perfect size OP
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Nov 21, 2016 18:58
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Zippy the Bummer posted:what about fractals? what about that?
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FedEx Mercury posted:For the same reason there aren't tiny people op. Chimps aren't that much smaller so don't even try that poo poo. Pygmies eg oompah loompas.
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Nov 21, 2016 19:07
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Mordja posted:Do you not think ROUS exist OP? smdh Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
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Nov 21, 2016 19:10
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FedEx Mercury posted:For the same reason there aren't tiny people op. Chimps aren't that much smaller so don't even try that poo poo. Vern Troyer
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Nov 21, 2016 19:21
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Flyball posted:Vern Troyer That's just a rare mutation!
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Smash it Smash hit posted:i just looked it up its based on some book called "on being the right size" a mouse can both fall from thousands of feet and be okay as well as break surface water tension they are the perfect creature at the perfect size OP Stormfront would point at jews and ask you to explain. I wouldn't because I am not racist, however they would. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Smash it Smash hit posted:if i was a ferret i would totally go first and be like , come in coast is clear and when my ferret buds rolled into the tube i would lay down a nasty fart right in their faces gnarly.
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idk about mice but I can tell you spiders/insects don't get super huge because there isn't enough O2 in the atmosphere to support their bodies past a certain size due to the way they respirate (larger body = way more volume gain compared to surface area gain).
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Nov 21, 2016 23:10
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rodents of unusual size? i dont think they exist
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there is no reason that giant mice should not exist. Sea turtles live for like a billion years. why are there not car-zised sea-turtles? In fact, why are there not giant 50 foot humans, or huge turtles? Why arent there tiny birds, or miniscule whales the size of minnows
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Because they would've all been killed by predators. There's a reason there are no megafauna left on the planet, aside from some elephants here and there, and a tiny number of rhinos and poo poo. And all of those are gonna go extinct pretty soon outside of zoos. In another 50 years all of the wildlife on the planet will be wiped out and the world will be covered in cows and the noisy hairless apes that eat them.
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australian eatlrthworms can get 3 feet long already how loving long do you need slimy rear end dirt making GBS threads blind flesh tubes to get before theyre giant enough
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Kenzie posted:Because they would've all been killed by predators. There's a reason there are no megafauna left on the planet, aside from some elephants here and there, and a tiny number of rhinos and poo poo. And all of those are gonna go extinct pretty soon outside of zoos. Which one will you be
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U + FATMOUSE = FATMOUSE.
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yah we ate all the cool animals ages ago op. anything that couldn't outrun or outfight a half dozen stinky monkeys with sharp sticks is extinct.
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FedEx Mercury posted:For the same reason there aren't tiny people op. Chimps aren't that much smaller so don't even try that poo poo. What about Bonobo apes huh??
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There are a lot of elephants still around, and not only did me murder the poo poo out of them, we used them for warfare also there are still whales even though we tried to burn them all so that we could gently caress with the lights on why haven't we ever tried to domesticate whales, for that matter? we could use them to pull our ships and harvest lesser whales for more gently caress oil, aren't they supposed to be real intelligent an poo poo nobody has answered my question about fractals yet btw
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Syncopated posted:What about Bonobo apes huh?? or the pygmy peoples of central africa or indonesia, what the gently caress about them
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why are they so god drat short but there aren't any giant races
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bradzilla posted:a thread about giant mice and no one's posted ferrets? smdh I've been watching this for several minutes
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crossposting from the black hole threadquote:
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Syncopated posted:What about Bonobo apes huh?? A rat is nearly 10 times as big as a mouse (by mass), this thread is a farce.
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you god drat well know that isn't what i meant well why aren't there giant rats then?? SMARTASS??
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Zippy the Bummer posted:you god drat well know that isn't what i meant Why aren't there tigers as big as elephants? Sometimes a design just reaches a certain size and it doesn't make sense to go bigger.
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Snatch Duster posted:Stormfront would point at jews and ask you to explain. what the gently caress is your problem duder
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Da Vinci code-guy should write about about this lack of giant animals imho.
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