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Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

"Don't ever let no one tell you you can't do nothing." - Will Simth

# ? Feb 3, 2017 04:34

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Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

"Surf Nazis must die!"

# ? Feb 3, 2017 04:35

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

"I'll be back."
-The Predator, Jingle All The Way

# ? Feb 3, 2017 04:52

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

"im gay and also retarded"

-sean penn as harvey milk in i am sam

# ? Feb 3, 2017 04:54

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

"Don't cross the streams!"
-Harry Potter, Bridge To Terabithia

# ? Feb 3, 2017 04:55

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

"The Maniac loves ya."
-The Maniac, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

# ? Feb 3, 2017 04:56

gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

"Cholly, dey took my thumb!"

# ? Feb 3, 2017 05:06

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Pearls of wisdom from the greatest movie ever made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBp54nQij8s

# ? Feb 3, 2017 05:29

Vakal: May 11, 2008

"It's better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool." - Harley Davidson and the Marlboro man.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 06:10

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

not mine

# ? Feb 3, 2017 08:40

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Dr. Wesley McClaren: [to Holly while entering the reception room at the hospital] Get your homework done and if there are any guys in here no flirting. No dating until you are 40.

Isaac fucked around with this message at 09:03 on Feb 3, 2017

# ? Feb 3, 2017 08:59

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

John Sands: [to Jannick] How old are you, now?

Jannick: I'm drinking age.

John Sands: Drinking age?

Isaac fucked around with this message at 09:03 on Feb 3, 2017

# ? Feb 3, 2017 09:00

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Glass: [to Nettles] Well, you know, one thing about hitting the bottom - after that there's only one way you can go, and that's up.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 09:02

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Travis Hunter: [to a yakuzi member on his food] You eat this poo poo?

[stabs yakuzi member in the throat with a set of chopsticks]

Travis Hunter: Eat your chopsticks

# ? Feb 3, 2017 09:06

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

[SPOILER]

Maxine Barnol: [Chapel drives away in a car] You mean to tell me you let that milquetoast pussy get away?

John Seeger: Milquetoast? Man, i always thought he had an explosive personality.

[Seeger pushes a button and the car explodes]

# ? Feb 3, 2017 09:08

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Sandrow: [Cody drives Sandrow's car very fast] I've only had this car a couple of weeks, you know.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 09:12

B.H. Facials: May 9, 2011; "Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"

Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude. He's trying to help you out.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 12:50

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

"Welcome to the planet Earth!"

-Independence Day

# ? Feb 3, 2017 14:27

A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

"I hosed guys like you in prison." --Roadhouse

# ? Feb 3, 2017 15:35

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

"I don't have enough free time on my schedule to bleed." - Gov. Ventura, 'Predator'

# ? Feb 3, 2017 16:22

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

"Who dare to wake me? Ain't gonna mame this a mystery. Don't wanna do time on your wishes three. Watch it, boy! You don't want to dis me! Or I'll dish out my misery. Now. who's that sorry wanna-be that disturbed my z's? If you wanna be number one, I'm sorry boy, that's been done! But if you got the itches for a sack of riches don't matter how avaricious, I'm the man that can grant your wishes! Hey, don't turn your butt on me! I'm the man of the ages, straight out of the pages. Hang on! I'm contagious, outrageous, spontaneous! You can't contain this. I am KAZAAM!"

-Shaquille O'Neal

Kazaam

# ? Feb 3, 2017 17:40

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

PizzaThief posted:

"I sure cant wait to get out of Africa"

"I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars."

# ? Feb 3, 2017 17:52

BluesShaman: Apr 25, 2016; She wore Blue Velvet.

"STOP EATing my SESame CAKE!"

# ? Feb 3, 2017 18:52

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

I'LL gently caress ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 18:55

8-Bit Scholar: Jan 23, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Richard Parker no!

# ? Feb 3, 2017 19:39

PizzaThief: Sep 22, 2006; Traveling through time AND space?

Bogus Adventure posted:

"Think you can take me? Go ahead on."
-Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III, Final Justice

" *gasp*! He's going aheading onning!"
-Tom Servo, S.O.L.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 21:33

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

"I'm horny as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

# ? Feb 3, 2017 21:59

Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

"Val-i-da-tion!"

- Charlie Sheen

# ? Feb 3, 2017 23:52

BirryJoru: Mar 21, 2012; GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI

[Bill thought Ted was killed]
Bill: Whoa! Ted! You're alive!
Ted: Yeah! I fell out of my suit when I hit the floor.
[they hug]
Bill/Ted: [to each other] Fag!

# ? Feb 4, 2017 04:55