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Menstrual Show
Jun 3, 2004

You guys - This is more important now than ever.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
"the op should hammer nails into his scrotum until he decides to never post again"

-albert einstein

Menstrual Show
Jun 3, 2004

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

"the op should hammer nails into his scrotum until he decides to never post again"

-albert einstein

You should give it a shot!

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
I'm gay as hell - frodo

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

" " - Buster Keaton, The General

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
"Bareback just feels better"--Mr Bean.

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
An ending quote even

"I came" - Happiness

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es
"The lord loves a working man. Don't trust whitey."

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
GET

TO

THE

CHOPPA

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

ladron posted:

"The lord loves a working man. Don't trust whitey."

"See a doctor and get rid of it."

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Phil Connors: I'm not going to live by their rules anymore.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Seriouspost. I've always liked this quote from the end of K-PAX:
"The universe will expand, then it will collapse back on itself, then will expand again. It will repeat this process forever. What you don't know is that when the universe expands again, everything will be as it is now. Whatever mistakes you make this time around, you will live through on your next pass. Every mistake you make, you will live through again and again, forever. So my advice to you is to get it right this time around. Because this time is all you have."

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
"Im sick of all these drat Red Octobers"

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
'frank, my dear, ill use a dental dam'~~~casablanca remake

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Orkin Mang posted:

'frank, my dear, ill use a dental dam'~~~casablanca remake

:anime:

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe


"Its another drat Red October"

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
im gay

-harley milk

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
babies taste best

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
Alright alright alright

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Coach Carter (starring the great Samuel L. Jackson):

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It’s not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.”

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
Don't lead em as much!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Vinny Gambini: It is possible that the two yutes...
Judge Chamberlain Haller: ...Ah, the two what? Uh... uh, what was that word?
Vinny Gambini: Uh... what word?
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Two what?
Vinny Gambini: What?
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Uh... did you say 'yutes'?
Vinny Gambini: Yeah, two yutes.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: What is a yute?
Vinny Gambini: [beat] Oh, excuse me, your honor...
[exaggerated]
Vinny Gambini: Two YOUTHS.

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
"I thought you knew!!!"

- The Crying Game

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
"Think you can take me? Go ahead on."
-Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III, Final Justice

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

"luke i'm your daddy come too the dark side of you o ly knew the power of the force them gig wo ukd turn off your targeting computers pull out wedge we did it i love you i know yub tub!!!

-battlestar galactic

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Alan Parrish: What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.

JUMANJI

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe
Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?

A complex philosophical statement. We are all guilty of refusing to put the bunny back in its box from time to time, but for various reasons we often refuse to even when it would be in our own best interest and indeed, sometimes vital to our own survival.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
"I am sick and tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
-Nick Fury, Unbreakable

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
A professor stands at the front of the class teaching evolution, he says "This proves that there is no god, anybody disagree?"

The room is silent until an United States Marine stands up and says "If there is no god, how come it says God Bless America? You don't hate America do you doc?"

The professor bursts into tears as he realises that his entire life's work is a lie. the entire auditorium rises to applaud the United States Marine...

And that Marine turned out to be none other than Albert Einstein.

Really makes you think.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
*winks*

Hardawn fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Feb 3, 2017

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
"They sucked his brains out!"

PizzaThief
Sep 22, 2006

Traveling through time AND space?
"I sure cant wait to get out of Africa"

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


"daddy would you like some sausage?"

client
Aug 19, 2010

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe
lots of good one-liners in Necromaniac.

GIMME ONE TACO!! HARD! LIKE MY DICK!!

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

Menstrual Show posted:

You should give it a shot!



I had a professor tell me this in private discussion, not recognizing it as a quote i got angry.

"So what youre saying is that unless i succeed my attempts are meaningless!?!" Then he told me it was a quote from star wars and i dont think that made me feel better. in fact i think i got angrier

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

I had a professor tell me this in private discussion, not recognizing it as a quote i got angry.

"So what youre saying is that unless i succeed my attempts are meaningless!?!" Then he told me it was a quote from star wars and i dont think that made me feel better. in fact i think i got angrier

I would be angry too if I misinterpreted dialect intended for children, even out of context.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Remember that time Dan Haggerty punched a Nazi and mumbled "What are you a goddamn Nazi or something? Is that elf yours?", referring, of course, to the elf genetically engineered by the Nazis to murder people and kidnap virgin teens to mate with? Truly, timeless film-making that is as topical and relevant today as it was in 1989.

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Noun Verber
Oct 12, 2006

Cool party, guys.
"Time to Die"

-The Blade Runner

Bladerunner

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