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Trump is the dog, Bannon is the Owner.
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oh no wait get him this tough guy outfit and no one will mess
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Feb 10, 2017 05:07
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A misanthrope posted:dress your dog like a bad rear end op "Queer pugs" is pretty redundant
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Feb 10, 2017 05:07
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I wish I cared about anything as much as 'thrope cares about pugs.
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Feb 10, 2017 05:08
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Prorat posted:Maybe be a better dog owner and train him not to be a big rear end in a top hat like it's owner. And put a muzzle on that fucker or it'll end up being put down and you'll get your rear end sued.
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Feb 10, 2017 05:11
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ra tehuti posted:I wish I cared about anything as much as 'thrope cares about pugs. i'm over here freebasing pugs on a filthy bed of pugs in a dilapidated shack made out of pugs 
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Feb 10, 2017 05:12
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Prorat posted:Maybe be a better dog owner and train him not to be a big rear end in a top hat like it's owner. The dog is like 8 years old at this point. I can't be bothered to train it new poo poo, it was hard enough teaching it to play dead.
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Feb 10, 2017 05:12
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A misanthrope posted:i'm over here freebasing pugs on a filthy bed of pugs in a dilapidated shack made out of pugs beats the crackshack I slept in last night! 1500quidporsche posted:I can't be bothered to train it new poo poo unironically quoting this
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Feb 10, 2017 05:13
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put it to sleep it's a Bad Dog.
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Feb 10, 2017 05:13
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Don't change thrope you da best
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Feb 10, 2017 05:13
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Wendigee posted:Bad Dog no such thing, rebuttal or leave.
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Feb 10, 2017 05:15
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TheSpamalope posted:Don't change thrope you da best 
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Feb 10, 2017 05:15
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Wendigee posted:put it to sleep it's a Bad Dog. It's a hella good dog. Again I'll outline the fact that the dog sits on command and only bites when idiots stick their hands like an inch from its face and I tell them it's a really stupid idea. If you were in an elevator with somebody with down syndrome would you feel compelled to stick your hand right in front of its face after being told not to by its caretaker?
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Feb 10, 2017 05:17
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Dog only bites when people near it gotcha
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Feb 10, 2017 05:18
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1500quidporsche posted:If you were in an elevator with somebody with down syndrome would you feel compelled to stick your hand right in front of its face after being told not to by its caretaker? if you give me a candy bar i probably wont bite you
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Feb 10, 2017 05:19
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Also why are you afraid of people with downs
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Feb 10, 2017 05:19
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Pugs are basically the canine equivalent of that little mutant bastard from Mad Max that ran the telescope. My neighbor's got one and every time I see it I say some variant of what's that Lassie you say my produce ain't goin to gas town but I don't think she gets that I'm impugning its genetic integrity.Wendigee posted:put it to sleep it's a Bad Dog. Wasabi and soy sauce makes any dog a Good Dog.
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Feb 10, 2017 05:19
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dog's only safe when it's caged, cage OP.
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Feb 10, 2017 05:20
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ra tehuti posted:This, for you. Take it easy buddy, I was told this is a safe space
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Feb 10, 2017 05:29
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wuffles posted:Take it easy buddy, I was told this is a safe space legit thought you were OP, sorry! e; thanks for actually responding most people let that poo poo settle and then meltdown by the way I'm done melting down.
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Feb 10, 2017 05:32
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If you can't keep strangers from touching your small dog's face,
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Feb 10, 2017 05:53
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you'd better consider yourself tasteless.
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Feb 10, 2017 05:54
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My daughter loves dogs. She sees a dog and she says pet? Pet? Then I ask "can we pet your dog" and sometimes we get "uh my dog doesn't like kids" Then what we do is stand 10 feet away and wave and say hi doggy, then bye doggy
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Feb 10, 2017 06:00
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Uncle Enzo posted:My daughter loves dogs. She sees a dog and she says pet? Pet? yo this almost brought me to tears, no joke.
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Feb 10, 2017 06:01
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I'm just being a dick I'm sure you dog is a Good Boy, it was a lazy troll I apologize. Obviously some dogs don't like certain stimuli and will respond in a defensive way, including biting.
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Feb 10, 2017 06:03
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I stick my penis inside a pitbull's mouth once a day ama!
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Feb 10, 2017 06:04
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ra tehuti posted:I stick my penis inside a pitbull's mouth once a day is not being banned as expediently as usual exhilarating as you'd hoped?
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Feb 10, 2017 06:05
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1500quidporsche posted:This one was free though, that's the best kind of dog if you ignore its crippling anxiety and hostility.
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Feb 10, 2017 06:08
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The Protagonist posted:is not being banned as expediently as usual exhilarating as you'd hoped? did you assume I was banned because of my reg date, or have you been tracking me? because I was actually probated  and it was only for a day but I bought a parachute because I was recently p-banned on a 3 account email
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Feb 10, 2017 06:08
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Uncle Enzo posted:My daughter loves dogs. She sees a dog and she says pet? Pet? I always assume a child isn't going to comprehend this poo poo and just pick the dog up and carry it. I'm not a complete jackass.
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Feb 10, 2017 06:12
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1500quidporsche posted:I always assume a child isn't going to comprehend this poo poo and just pick the dog up and carry it. I'm not a complete jackass. Except, by doing so, you are.
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Feb 10, 2017 06:13
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I watched my neighbor's puppymill sheltiepoo get taken away today by animal services because it was left in its crate on the porch in direct sunlight all day. It's a good thing it's gone, too, because that poor dog was annoying the whole neighborhood with how often it'd be begging to be let out. Please be a responsible pet owner - if people are stupid, anticipate that and treat your dog accordingly with warnings! This "Free Dog" is not gonna score you any ladies as-is unless you want your how-we-met story to be about how you're a gentleman who pays for others' rabies shots.
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Feb 10, 2017 06:14
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Uncle Enzo posted:My daughter loves dogs. She sees a dog and she says pet? Pet? you sound like a good parent.
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Feb 10, 2017 06:14
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Just get him declawed op. His mouth claws.
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Feb 10, 2017 06:15
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have you thought about getting your dog an account, op? it chilled me out.
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Feb 10, 2017 06:16
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nomadologique posted:have you thought about getting your dog an account, op?
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Feb 10, 2017 06:17
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I demand dog pics, while we're at it.
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Feb 10, 2017 06:21
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Walking my dog and a million and a half goddamn idiots wandering around with their dogs unleashed "OH NO WORRIES HE'S FRIENDLY DON'T YOU MIND HIM BUDDY" *other dog crashes into mine at 20mph, knocks her over, starts jumping on me* Yeah well my rescue is dog aggressive as gently caress so maybe use a loving leash next time
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Feb 10, 2017 06:28
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Train your animal if you are going to have it around other humans idiot. Don't just shrug and say "oh he bites people" cause I guarantee he is going to bite a kid or the wrong person and they will sue you and put your dog down. you could even end up in prison.
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Pawn 17 posted:Train your animal if you are going to have it around other humans idiot. Don't just shrug and say "oh he bites people" cause I guarantee he is going to bite a kid or the wrong person and they will sue you and put your dog down. you could even end up in prison. Sorry you can't contain yourself around other people's pets enough to not pet them when told explicitly not to Do you bug service dogs while they're working too? You sound p cool
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