Look at this alligator I found

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Charles Bukowski: Aug 26, 2003; Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner; Grimey Drawer

Dave_Indeed posted:

He was camouflaged and you're a little bitch if you're afraid of lighting a fart on fire.

Why are you so angry and defensive? Want to talk about it? I've been told I'm a sympathetic ear. Or maybe it was just pathetic, I don't remember.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 05:04

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 06:48

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

What do alligators even eat in golf courses? Crocodiles in Africa eat buffalos and gazelles and poo poo. There's none of that here.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 05:05

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

golf is trash

Holy poo poo fight me

# ? Feb 16, 2017 05:05

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

Charles Bukowski posted:

Why are you so angry and defensive? Want to talk about it? I've been told I'm a sympathetic ear. Or maybe it was just pathetic, I don't remember.

Symptomatic rear was what I said.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 05:20

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

let it mellow posted:

Holy poo poo fight me

with a 9 iron? sure.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 05:23

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

Charles Bukowski posted:

Why are you so angry and defensive? Want to talk about it? I've been told I'm a sympathetic ear. Or maybe it was just pathetic, I don't remember.

I'm sorry but this post is kind of weird.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 05:24

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

gently caress golf.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 05:25

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

ra tehuti posted:

gently caress golf.

I like sports I can play by myself because I have no friends.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 05:25

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

Bareback Werewolf posted:

I like sports I can play by myself because I have no friends.

I don't need solo sports to convince myself that I suck.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 05:27

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

golf owns and lol if u don't realize this

# ? Feb 16, 2017 05:29

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

let it mellow posted:

golf owns and lol if u don't realize this

I think that golf is just one of those sports that's incredibly boring to watch if you don't play it. Like baseball or tennis.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 05:33

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

I'm 6'3" OP can I borrow your clubs and pawn them?

# ? Feb 16, 2017 05:36

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

I used to like golf but then started drinking 6 beers a round

# ? Feb 16, 2017 05:37

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

let it mellow posted:

~~gurf owns and lol if u don't realize this~~

ra tehuti fucked around with this message at 15:08 on Feb 16, 2017

# ? Feb 16, 2017 05:38

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Only thing I don't like about golf is that most courses have dress codes. Stop trying to be a rich white guy sport and maybe you'd be a little more popular.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 05:42

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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Bareback Werewolf posted:

Stop trying to be a rich white guy sport

# ? Feb 16, 2017 05:43

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

Bareback Werewolf posted:

Only thing I don't like about golf is that most courses have dress codes. Stop trying to be a rich white guy sport and maybe you'd be a little more popular.

u want to wear sweat pants to the golf course?

# ? Feb 16, 2017 05:51

feelix: Nov 27, 2016; THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

let it mellow posted:

u want to wear sweat pants to the golf course?

yeah I think being allowed to wear gym clothes while doing a sport would be nice. Instead of loving business casual

# ? Feb 16, 2017 05:53

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

I want to golf in comfy clothes

# ? Feb 16, 2017 05:55

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

feelix posted:

yeah I think being allowed to wear gym clothes while doing a sport would be nice. Instead of loving business casual

cool, go play a muni

# ? Feb 16, 2017 05:55

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

I'm sorry, but don't golf in your boxers.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 05:55

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

let it mellow posted:

u want to wear sweat pants to the golf course?

No, I'd prefer golfing in a pink polo shirt and plaid shorts because I'm literally gay.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 05:58

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

Bareback Werewolf posted:

No, I'd prefer golfing in a pink polo shirt and plaid shorts because I'm literally gay.

You can wear that at my club or at Valhalla when I play there and be okay tho

E: as long as they aren't cargo shorts

# ? Feb 16, 2017 06:00

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

how do you know its not a crocodile

# ? Feb 16, 2017 06:15

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

Bareback Werewolf posted:

What do alligators even eat in golf courses? Crocodiles in Africa eat buffalos and gazelles and poo poo. There's none of that here.

I'm gonna go ahead and guess fish, birds, small mammals and turtles. Maybe even medium mammals like the OP.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 06:16

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

SHISHKABOB posted:

how do you know its not a crocodile

Crocodiles can't play golf.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 06:21

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

golf sucks so bad

# ? Feb 16, 2017 06:22

Mr.Acula: May 10, 2009; Billions and billions of fat clouds

Dave_Indeed posted:

Fight me dude. I will loving rape and murder you and feed you to some bitch rear end guppies for irony.

I cant remember if you posted whether or not you could knock out a chimp but I will answer you after I figure this out

# ? Feb 16, 2017 07:53

Jesus Christ: Jun 1, 2000; mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Croquet is the ultimate white person game -- it's all about loving over your friends.

Golf exists solely for old rich dudes to have their underage caddies bone them in the b-hole.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 10:20

Shasta Orange Soda: Apr 25, 2007

Bareback Werewolf posted:

Only thing I don't like about golf is that most courses have dress codes. Stop trying to be a rich white guy sport and maybe you'd be a little more popular.

The course I go to has a dress code and it costs $17 to play, like who are you trying to fool with that poo poo? We're all poor assholes here or we'd be going some place nicer.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 10:55

AdolftHitler: Mar 21, 2009

i already found that alligator you dumbass

# ? Feb 16, 2017 10:56

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

AdolftHitler posted:

i already found that alligator you dumbass

# ? Feb 16, 2017 11:06

Charles Bukowski: Aug 26, 2003; Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner; Grimey Drawer

ra tehuti posted:

I'm sorry but this post is kind of weird.

I stepped out of my 6 layers of cynicism. You can do it too my friend. GBS can be nice

# ? Feb 16, 2017 11:46

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

dr.acula posted:

I cant remember if you posted whether or not you could knock out a chimp but I will answer you after I figure this out

No I didn't post in that thread but I don't live very far from the Cincinnatti Zoo and sometimes in the fall when business is slow they will strap a few chimps down to tables and let you punch them as much as you want for 10 bucks. I knocked out 5 monkeys.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 13:41