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I was playing golf on Jekyll Island in dumbass Georgia on Monday and I found this cool alligator. I hit my golf ball over him and never saw him until I started walking down the water line looking for my provisional shot I didn't end up needing and he was like "reehr get away biped". He was like 9 feet long. I zoomed in from my hiding spot on the other side of the fairway but he was p big I think. I don't know I have never seen one that close before but I'm 6'4 and he was longer than me by a lot.  "lol get away from me u stupid humanz lol gib me some food!" he says, hahaha!
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I wonder how often they are just swimming around and get bonked by golf balls
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Feb 16, 2017 02:54
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golf is trash
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Feb 16, 2017 02:55
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Dave_Indeed posted:"lol get away from me u stupid humanz lol gib me some food!" he says, hahaha! haha why do they alway say that
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Feb 16, 2017 02:55
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somethin wrong with yo medulla oblongata op
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Feb 16, 2017 02:56
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I wish that animal ate you alive OP.
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Feb 16, 2017 02:58
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Alligators in February? What will they think of next?
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Feb 16, 2017 03:00
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more like, see you later OP 
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Feb 16, 2017 03:01
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seriously why is your arm still attached?
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Feb 16, 2017 03:01
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cute gator
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Feb 16, 2017 03:02
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dr.acula posted:I wish that animal ate you alive OP. Fight me dude. I will loving rape and murder you and feed you to some bitch rear end guppies for irony. Martin Luther Kink posted:haha why do they alway say that lol I know they are rascals. Ork of Fiction posted:Alligators in February? What will they think of next? This was on hole 9 and the starter was right there. I was like hey, there's an animal over there that eats humans should I like, tell someone about that? And he was like, "naw he's just coming out to warm up. they get confused because of the warm weather." Whatever. I checked to see if the guys walking the course behind me died or not but I didn't see anything.
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Feb 16, 2017 03:05
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'preciate the 'gator pic OP
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Feb 16, 2017 03:05
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Isaac posted:'preciate the 'gator pic OP np thanks for stopping by. please come back and tell your friends.
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Feb 16, 2017 03:07
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A real man would have had his way with that gator. You a real man OP?
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Feb 16, 2017 03:07
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he golfs so hes probly reasonably accomplished
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Feb 16, 2017 03:08
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i love robert louis stevenson too, but hyding on jekyll island is a little much
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Feb 16, 2017 03:08
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:A real man would have had his way with that gator. You a real man OP? I hit my golf ball over him and it went on the green from 160 yards out so in a sense I did have my way with him. Real talk though, I instantly went really hot like when your teacher would embarrass you in grade school and all of the poop in my body turned into liquid when I realized the weird patch of grass in front of me was a huge alligator. It's hard to explain. It's the "I hosed up" reaction if that makes sense.
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Feb 16, 2017 03:13
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Whenever I find a gator, I do a few barrel rolls with it because they love to playfully roll around with people. I suggest you try it if you haven't.
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Feb 16, 2017 03:13
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ProfessorMurder posted:Whenever I find a gator, I do a few barrel rolls with it because they love to playfully roll around with people. I suggest you try it if you haven't. lol thats dolphins, fuckhead
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Feb 16, 2017 03:16
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ra tehuti posted:lol thats dolphins, fuckhead thats rape and laughing i think, but definitely rape
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Feb 16, 2017 03:17
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Dave_Indeed posted:Real talk though, I instantly went really hot like when your teacher would embarrass you in grade school and all of the poop in my body turned into liquid when I realized the weird patch of grass in front of me was a huge alligator. Sounds like you're ready for "the talk" OP.   
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Feb 16, 2017 03:52
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what could be greater than playing a game of golf with a gator?
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Feb 16, 2017 03:57
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Commie NedFlanders posted:what could be greater than playing a game of golf with a gator? I hope my provisional hit him in the face and he ate it instead of me hooking it into the water even though I was loving aimed at the god drat bunker on the other side of the fairway.
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Feb 16, 2017 03:58
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Hardawn posted:thats rape and laughing i think, but definitely rape assuming swimming with dolphins is rape is more rapey than laughing once in a while
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Feb 16, 2017 04:00
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Dave_Indeed posted:I hope my provisional hit him in the face and he ate it instead of me hooking it into the water even though I was loving aimed at the god drat bunker on the other side of the fairway. The bunker probably had Sand Worms. You may have dodged a bullet.
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Feb 16, 2017 04:02
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coming from forums user Hardaw, I can hardly feel bad about posting.
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Feb 16, 2017 04:05
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just walk over and take the photo pussy u cant outrun an alligator?
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Feb 16, 2017 04:06
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Devils Affricate posted:I wonder how often they are just swimming around and get bonked by golf balls Now we know why they are so upset with us We build bigass nice areas perfect for them and then we bonk golfballs off then and taunt them with loud poorly fit clothes and leathery old men perfect for drowning and eating.
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Feb 16, 2017 04:09
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I want to burn alive.
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Feb 16, 2017 04:13
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ra tehuti posted:I want to burn alive. I lit a fart on fire once while I was drinking beers with my bros in the garage and burned the hair off of my knuckles and it smelled really bad for two weeks.
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Feb 16, 2017 04:31
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Ork of Fiction posted:Alligators in February? What will they think of next? pizza on a bagel is next
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Feb 16, 2017 04:33
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just take a drat mulligan \!
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Feb 16, 2017 04:34
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Dave Indeed was in a frat
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Feb 16, 2017 04:35
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Toadvine posted:just take a drat mulligan \! What a stupid bitch. We're going to fight. And I will win. Because I am a real man that bench presses. And closes business deals. And drives a ford focus. There is actually a rule that says if the golfer feels like they are in danger somehow you may drop no closer to the hole penalty free with some stipulations.
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Feb 16, 2017 04:40
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Imagine this but with golf instead haha
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Feb 16, 2017 04:40
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Dave_Indeed posted:I lit a fart on fire once while I was drinking beers with my bros in the garage and burned the hair off of my knuckles and it smelled really bad for two weeks. Setting a fire in an enclosed space with alcohol involved seems like a bad idea, but not as much as walking blindly into an alligator so okay.
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Feb 16, 2017 04:41
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Charles Bukowski posted:Setting a fire in an enclosed space with alcohol involved seems like a bad idea, but not as much as walking blindly into an alligator so okay. He was camouflaged and you're a little bitch if you're afraid of lighting a fart on fire.
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Feb 16, 2017 04:43
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Dave_Indeed posted:And drives a ford focus. If you want to get better at golf, you gotta focus on your drive!  EDIT: or is the "short game" your problem? 
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Dave_Indeed posted:I lit a fart on fire once while I was drinking beers with my bros in the garage and burned the hair off of my knuckles and it smelled really bad for two weeks. tell me more about the time that you lost your virginity .
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