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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Huge Jacked Man is the best wolverine we're gonna get so I'm glad to hear that he got at least one good wolverine movie

the other ones were trash

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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
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Shinjobi posted:

Movie was good, hope you enjoy it OP.

Thx, I hope to see it. It's good to have hope. Isn't that what this movie is about?

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
More importantly, cookie dough bites or something gummy.....

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
I remember liking the first Ironman movie. Every other superhero movie has sucked.*


*The Jessica Jones thing on Netflix was ok.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

lorn Wayne posted:

i wonder what'll happen during the inevitable time when jackman steps down from the wolverine, and a 20 year old who couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag replaces him.

a girl wolverine will replace him and i get to lol at people who are mad about it

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

lorn Wayne posted:

i wonder what'll happen during the inevitable time when jackman steps down from the wolverine, and a 20 year old who couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag replaces him.
I still like to imagine them going through with Russell Crowe as Wolverine and, in the later years, getting fat Wolverine saying lines like "THE OL'CANUCKLEHEAD"

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Huge Jackman is hands down the greatest giant robot boxer I have ever seen. God bless you Huge Jackman.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
why is the Hulk fat and bald? I thought he was invulnerable to becoming fat and bald.

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord

Tom Gorman posted:

doyouthinkhesaurus rex

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

uber_stoat posted:

why is the Hulk fat and bald? I thought he was invulnerable to becoming fat and bald.

That's my secret Captain. I'm always fat and bald.

*Hulks out and punches his monitor while a heroic fanfare plays*

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
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wait a sec, which marvel character is the hummer supposed to be?

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!
I have a 9 year old that really wants to see this. How much trouble will I get in with the local PTA for taking him?

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Grem posted:

I have a 9 year old that really wants to see this. How much trouble will I get in with the local PTA for taking him?

It's got tons of really brutal violence. And every bit is played serious.

Difference between this and something like Deadpool is there are no titties or ding dongs, just violence, if that makes any difference.

I had definitely seen Robocop and tons of horror movies by the time I was 9. If I was a kid I'd enjoy Logan, but my parents also didn't give a gently caress.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
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Tom Gorman posted:

It's got tons of really brutal violence. And every bit is played serious.

Difference between this and something like Deadpool is there are no titties or ding dongs, just violence, if that makes any difference.

I had definitely seen Robocop and tons of horror movies by the time I was 9. If I was a kid I'd enjoy Logan, but my parents also didn't give a gently caress.

same, my dad bought me a ticket for dusk till dawn when i was 9. thx dad!!!!

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Tom Gorman posted:

It's got tons of really brutal violence. And every bit is played serious.

Difference between this and something like Deadpool is there are no titties or ding dongs, just violence, if that makes any difference.

I had definitely seen Robocop and tons of horror movies by the time I was 9. If I was a kid I'd enjoy Logan, but my parents also didn't give a gently caress.

there are titties (the scene with him driving the bachelorette party/sorority girls around) but only a few seconds

It's not really a movie young children would enjoy, I don't think, it's not a fun action movie with flying aircraft carriers and big green gorilla men. The only think kids would like are the robot hands and the fact they recognize the two main characters, otherwise it'd be like expecting a child to enjoy The Departed except it has Tony Stark and Captain Rogers for some reason but they don't wear their special costumes. I guess if you had a kid that enjoyed a little bit of the ultra-violence they'd like it.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
The last time I went to a theater people wouldn't get the gently caress off their phones.
Never again

take me you ANIMAL
Nov 28, 2002

Congrats big boy

Grem posted:

I have a 9 year old that really wants to see this. How much trouble will I get in with the local PTA for taking him?

No more so than the guy that brought his 7 and 10ish kids to see this is the end I would guess. Last movie I saw in a mall theatre.


Sjs00 posted:

The last time I went to a theater people wouldn't get the gently caress off their phones.
Never again

Glad I now have theaters here that will kick people the gently caress out for that here.

Why cookie Rocket
Dec 2, 2003

Lemme tell ya 'bout your blood bamboo kid.
It ain't Coca-Cola, it's rice.
First trailer looked good, second trailer showed that he has to do some dumb escort quest with wolverinette jr. Is this good in spite of that very bad decision or just bad?

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Why cookie Rocket posted:

First trailer looked good, second trailer showed that he has to do some dumb escort quest with wolverinette jr. Is this good in spite of that very bad decision or just bad?

It's legit one of the best comic book movies ever made, not that they're good in the first place but it's the best since TDK and I loving loathe comic book movies generally speaking. Go see it.

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I want to make out with Hugh Jackman's rear end in a top hat.

Why cookie Rocket
Dec 2, 2003

Lemme tell ya 'bout your blood bamboo kid.
It ain't Coca-Cola, it's rice.

Justin Tyme posted:

It's legit one of the best comic book movies ever made, not that they're good in the first place but it's the best since TDK and I loving loathe comic book movies generally speaking. Go see it.

No but the stupid sitcom plot with the daughter, it's poo poo, right? Set expectations here.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Zzulu posted:

Huge Jacked Man is the best wolverine we're gonna get so I'm glad to hear that he got at least one good wolverine movie

the other ones were trash

This one bucks the trend other X-Men movies had of the third one being utter trash compared to the previous two

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Professor SJW posted:

a girl wolverine will replace him and i get to lol at people who are mad about it

Everyone who cares about a work of fiction is clearly dumber than you

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

uber_stoat posted:

why is the Hulk fat and bald? I thought he was invulnerable to becoming fat and bald.

The gamma radiation started rotting his brain and he became a hillbilly who fucks his cousin She hulk who has inbred kids.

I'm not joking.


This is the comic Old Man Logan not the movie.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
Gbs is incapable of making GBS threads on superhero films because it inevitably turns into an earnest discussion of superhero films

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Neurosis posted:

The gamma radiation started rotting his brain and he became a hillbilly who fucks his cousin She hulk who has inbred kids.

I'm not joking.


This is the comic Old Man Logan not the movie.

:newfap:

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Neurosis posted:

The gamma radiation started rotting his brain and he became a hillbilly who fucks his cousin She hulk who has inbred kids.

I'm not joking.


This is the comic Old Man Logan not the movie.

:yikes:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Neurosis posted:

The gamma radiation started rotting his brain and he became a hillbilly who fucks his cousin She hulk who has inbred kids.

I'm not joking.


This is the comic Old Man Logan not the movie.

And Logan is a sad brained pacifist because he was tricked into killing all his friends.

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009

Grem posted:

I have a 9 year old that really wants to see this. How much trouble will I get in with the local PTA for taking him?

My dad took my son (he's 8) and I to see it. he enjoyed it. The nudity is very brief but there is lots of killing and swearing.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Brian Dennehy should play Logan in the reboot.

Broken Bio Qlock
Mar 8, 2009
Nap Ghost

Why cookie Rocket posted:

First trailer looked good, second trailer showed that he has to do some dumb escort quest with wolverinette jr. Is this good in spite of that very bad decision or just bad?

There is so much violence you can gloss over the forced drama.

Go see it, its nowhere near the other X-men/Wolverine movies.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Jan Michael Vincent could be Magneto, Wilfred Brimley could be Storm.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Neurosis posted:

The gamma radiation started rotting his brain and he became a hillbilly who fucks his cousin She hulk who has inbred kids.

I'm not joking.


This is the comic Old Man Logan not the movie.

Ladies and gentleman, Mark Millar's writing.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Huge Jacked Man's height is the worst complaint, there are plenty of lovely things about every other X-Men and Wolverine movies to complain about that don't bring attention to your own insecurities.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Robokomodo posted:

My dad took my son (he's 8) and I to see it. he enjoyed it. The nudity is very brief but there is lots of killing and swearing.

america is a dumb country

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG


I like X-23's story a lot and it looks like this is a good and fun representation of her. :allears:

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
i saw it yesterday. it was a pretty good movie.

there was a young kid there and he was not able to handle Professor and Wolverine being old lol

or the ending lmao, poor little dude was very very upset

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


I am amazed that Hugh Jackman's long term steroid abuse hasn't caused serious health problems for him so far.

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Not sure why goons are creaming themselves over this movie, it was boring and kinda dumb

Maybe i missed some stirring allegories in guy being stabbed in face #35 or guy heing stabbed in face #36 before the plot device obviously held up in front of the camera a bunch of times saved the day.

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Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009
Did they even say why all the mutants were dead?

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