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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

a perverted pedo anime???


well i never!

O the times o the morals!

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

literally a hog posted:

Lets give Scarlet Johansson a terrible haircut, dye job, and walk around in a clunky looking skinsuit. Then instead of being a cool, stone cold badass we'll just give her identiy issues for the entire movie and replicate a couple anime scenes. Theres your movie.
thanks saved me ten bucks :)

now do logan its playing but im over budget this week already

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

im mad they cast scarlett johansson instead of a BADASS 10 year old girl. she's not even wearing a skirt for the camera to look up :nyoron:

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

it's incredibly hosed up that anime fans are comfortable discussing their pedophilic brain disorder in public. they should just constantly be begging for electroshock treatment

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

it's incredibly hosed up that anime fans are comfortable discussing their pedophilic brain disorder in public. they should just constantly be begging for electroshock treatment

slow down mike pence

literally a hog
Jan 5, 2006

Mandarrrrrk! Bring me the head of Dexter and Dee Dee shall forever be yours!

numberoneposter posted:

thanks saved me ten bucks :)

now do logan its playing but im over budget this week already

Sorry man. Despite not paying money for the previous two Wolverine movies, I hear this one is good and I might go see it this week.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
lol anyone who overcompensates that hard takes their body pillow waifu out on public dates

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
So is the movie going to bring up the Major's lesbo tendencies

The is important

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

*clicks "ITS COMPLICATED" on facebook relationship status with waifu pillow*

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Raku posted:

So is the thread going to bring out the brain-damaged anime avatar degenerate perv squad?

ya

literally a hog
Jan 5, 2006

Mandarrrrrk! Bring me the head of Dexter and Dee Dee shall forever be yours!

Raku posted:

So is the movie going to bring up the Major's lesbo tendencies

The is important

The trailers already show her all but making out with some chick who looks like shes a model and just stepped off the set of the Fifth Element.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

literally a hog posted:

The trailers already show her all but making out with some chick who looks like shes a model and just stepped off the set of the Fifth Element.

i didn't care about the movie before but now i do

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
so why is the movie set in japan if it has no japanese major characters at all

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
or does it? i don't actually know but that's usually how these work

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Scarlet johannson is totally pedo bait you're right

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

so why is the movie set in japan if it has no japanese major characters at all

There's actually already a Japanese blowjob robot

It looks exactly like Scarlet johannson

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Raku posted:

There's actually already a Japanese blowjob robot

It looks exactly like Scarlet johannson

Take my money?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
the only way i would watch this movie is if it was set in america and it starred keanu reeves shooting people in the head

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

the only way i would watch this movie is if it was set in america and it starred keanu reeves shooting people in the head

agreed, i would really like to see keanu play a sexy robot lady

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I like breasts :mrgw:

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

numberoneposter posted:

i like the guy whos name is boat

"MOTOKOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" batou cries

lol he always does that

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

it's incredibly hosed up that anime fans are comfortable discussing their pedophilic brain disorder in public. they should just constantly be begging for electroshock treatment

begging for your D bb :bigtran:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
he might have been pining over his foxy robot boss, but he was still sticking his dick into the spider robots.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I like breasts :mrgw:

tig ol bitties :heysexy:

big nipples, big life

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i think we can all relate to that, though.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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and you are
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Illegal Hen

Raku posted:

There's actually already a Japanese blowjob robot

It looks exactly like Scarlet johannson

I for one look forward to seeing how WETA makes an Autoblow 2 talk.
:nws: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpwIu73YjR4:nws:
I hope they win an Oscar for this.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Android Apocalypse posted:

I for one look forward to seeing how WETA makes an Autoblow 2 talk.
:nws: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpwIu73YjR4:nws:
I hope they win an Oscar for this.

Cheaper then dating, AMIRITE?

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

idk if she was the best actor for the part

Manic Mailman
Jul 2, 2004
OP you are just overthinking it, ghost in the shell never had a deep meaning, it was just an excuse to draw robot tits and then make the robot tits into a school girl at the end. So if ScarJo in a Japanese schoolgirl uniform is your thing.....

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

boner confessor posted:

my man if you want to find someone who can play a big assed robot look no further than sasha grey

Put a multi million dollar Hollywood movie in the hands of a woman that has had more on screen cocks waved in her face then the urinals in Yankee stadium?

Really?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

SHISHKABOB posted:

idk if she was the best actor for the part

rear end/tits too small, too white to play Japanese titty robot? Eh it's fine start filiming

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Blue Train posted:

rear end/tits too small, too white to play Japanese titty robot? Eh it's fine start filiming

What Japanese woman has the T and A to play the Major?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

VendaGoat posted:

What Japanese woman has the T and A to play the Major?

I dunno lemme google

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
There could be a profitable industry around making titty and butt movies

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
is this attractive lady attractive in exactly the same way as this 2d image? whaaaaaat, she isn't and that probably isn't even physically possible? wait'll the gits community hears about this!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Isaac posted:

There could be a profitable industry around making titty and butt movies

Nah.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

Put a multi million dollar Hollywood movie in the hands of a woman that has had more on screen cocks waved in her face then the urinals in Yankee stadium?

Really?

More importantly she's been in movies befire and shes a terrible actor

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