|
Why did the Major jump around with her tits hanging out in a thong all the time and all the shots were framed around robot nipples and poo poo? Like what was the "oh ~actually~ she breathes through her skin" pretense? I need to know how hilarious the recent orthodox liberal identitarian outrage over a bankable white actress playing the fan-service rear end and titty robot cartoon lady is.
|
# ? Mar 15, 2017 23:01 |
|
|
# ? Jun 10, 2024 23:10 |
|
the guy who wrote the comic is a massive perv which is why its dumb as gently caress they cast scarlet johanson and not sasha grey. scarjo is for nerds who Do Not gently caress
|
# ? Mar 15, 2017 23:02 |
|
I think her skin that had optic camouflage in the movie, but in the show it was a suit so they did more rear end shots and pedophilia.
|
# ? Mar 15, 2017 23:03 |
|
boner confessor posted:the guy who wrote the comic is a massive perv which is why its dumb as gently caress they cast scarlet johanson and not sasha grey. scarjo is for nerds who Do Not gently caress idk i think scarjo has the range to play a robot.
|
# ? Mar 15, 2017 23:06 |
|
ScarJo Titty Status?
|
# ? Mar 15, 2017 23:07 |
|
I'm not really sure why there are legit big studio versions of anime. They always bomb. If you want your anime movie to succeed, you gotta stealthily rip that poo poo off.
|
# ? Mar 15, 2017 23:09 |
|
VendaGoat posted:ScarJo Titty Status? There's more to playing Major Kusanagi than just breasts you know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc0L19WsFwM
|
# ? Mar 15, 2017 23:12 |
|
anime is a scourge on the modern world
|
# ? Mar 15, 2017 23:14 |
|
i like the guy whos name is boat
|
# ? Mar 15, 2017 23:20 |
|
she got a big ol rear end
|
# ? Mar 15, 2017 23:20 |
|
The subway ads for this movie are dumb computer glitch nonsense with nothing but scarjo in her spandex to tell you about the movie. "Let's make a live action movie set in a cyberpunk metropolis with robots and holograms but not advertise any of it"
|
# ? Mar 15, 2017 23:22 |
|
Toadvine posted:The subway ads for this movie are dumb computer glitch nonsense with nothing but scarjo in her spandex to tell you about the movie. she got a big ol rear end
|
# ? Mar 15, 2017 23:24 |
|
Mr.Pibbleton posted:rear end shots and pedophilia. such things in anime? I for one am shocked, shocked!
|
# ? Mar 15, 2017 23:25 |
|
Toadvine posted:The subway ads for this movie are dumb computer glitch nonsense with nothing but scarjo in her spandex to tell you about the movie. its all in the trailer, where they cram in every neat bit of cityscape or robot visual design that was directly lifted from the comics/movies/shows so that you know there's no reason to watch the movie since it's all stuff you've already seen except poorly emoted by a famous hollywood person
|
# ? Mar 15, 2017 23:25 |
|
Shaquin posted:she got a big ol rear end rear end isn't even on the poster! It's just Scarlett from the waist up!! E: Here look: I don't know anything about this movie except the trailer, which has a lot of cool looking stuff going on. Toadvine fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Mar 15, 2017 |
# ? Mar 15, 2017 23:28 |
|
i expect this film to be bad as hell on its own merits, without worrying about how ~problematic~ it is. it is based on a anime, so you know, poison seed poison fruit
|
# ? Mar 15, 2017 23:28 |
|
Pac-Manioc Root posted:idk i think scarjo has the range to play a robot. my man if you want to find someone who can play a big assed robot look no further than sasha grey
|
# ? Mar 15, 2017 23:29 |
|
boner confessor posted:my man if you want to find someone who can play a big assed robot look no further than sasha grey Big? You serious?
|
# ? Mar 15, 2017 23:31 |
|
VendaGoat posted:Big? You serious? im sure someone will be along to post the gifs without delay
|
# ? Mar 15, 2017 23:31 |
|
Ultraviolet, good or bad OP?
|
# ? Mar 15, 2017 23:47 |
|
Hardawn posted:Ultraviolet, good or bad OP? ITS GREAT!
|
# ? Mar 15, 2017 23:49 |
|
Toadvine posted:rear end isn't even on the poster! It's just Scarlett from the waist up!! Tits aren't big enough, immersion ruined
|
# ? Mar 15, 2017 23:51 |
|
Blue Train posted:Tits aren't big enough, immersion ruined Uh....Did I.....Did I post this? Quit stealing my gimmick!
|
# ? Mar 15, 2017 23:52 |
|
Her is the worst movie.
|
# ? Mar 15, 2017 23:55 |
|
I like breasts
|
# ? Mar 15, 2017 23:56 |
|
An explanation...
|
# ? Mar 16, 2017 00:07 |
|
Say Nothing posted:An explanation... lmao subs on gits are you retarded
|
# ? Mar 16, 2017 00:08 |
|
Shaquin posted:lmao subs on gits are you retarded One of like five animes where yeah, this
|
# ? Mar 16, 2017 00:12 |
|
Why would you ever tell people you watched an anime ever like holy gently caress even anonymously that's stupid.
|
# ? Mar 16, 2017 00:12 |
|
Ghost in the Well?!?!?!
|
# ? Mar 16, 2017 00:12 |
|
numberoneposter posted:Ghost in the Well?!?!?! Can you read my mind, love?
|
# ? Mar 16, 2017 00:14 |
|
Shaquin posted:lmao subs on gits are you retarded
|
# ? Mar 16, 2017 00:17 |
|
she could turn invisible, but only when she was naked except for the times she could turn invisible while wearing clothes. masamune shirow just liked drawing titties and in later years up to the present, greasy titties.
|
# ? Mar 16, 2017 00:17 |
|
gimme the GOD drat candy posted:masamune shirow just liked drawing titties and in later years up to the present, greasy titties. poo poo, can't be mad at that
|
# ? Mar 16, 2017 00:19 |
|
The trailer had some cool cyberpunk visuals and I can't wait to watch it and make fun of amine spergs mad about how this motion picture is a bad version of their beloved cartoon.
|
# ? Mar 16, 2017 00:20 |
|
So like is there gonna be a red carpet event for this movie? Are they gonna invite the creator's greasy horse porn making rear end? Embarrass Scarjo into doing a photo-op with that guy? Because that's probably the best possible outcome for this movie.
|
# ? Mar 16, 2017 00:22 |
|
she has an image crisis on account of her brain being the only human part of her and the only way to combat it is to use a super sexy robot body
|
# ? Mar 16, 2017 00:23 |
|
a perverted pedo anime??? well i never!
|
# ? Mar 16, 2017 00:25 |
|
Lets give Scarlet Johansson a terrible haircut, dye job, and walk around in a clunky looking skinsuit. Then instead of being a cool, stone cold badass we'll just give her identiy issues for the entire movie and replicate a couple anime scenes. Theres your movie.
|
# ? Mar 16, 2017 00:26 |
|
|
# ? Jun 10, 2024 23:10 |
|
(((anime)))
|
# ? Mar 16, 2017 00:27 |