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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Why did the Major jump around with her tits hanging out in a thong all the time and all the shots were framed around robot nipples and poo poo? Like what was the "oh ~actually~ she breathes through her skin" pretense?

I need to know how hilarious the recent orthodox liberal identitarian outrage over a bankable white actress playing the fan-service rear end and titty robot cartoon lady is.

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boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
the guy who wrote the comic is a massive perv which is why its dumb as gently caress they cast scarlet johanson and not sasha grey. scarjo is for nerds who Do Not gently caress

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

I think her skin that had optic camouflage in the movie, but in the show it was a suit so they did more rear end shots and pedophilia.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



boner confessor posted:

the guy who wrote the comic is a massive perv which is why its dumb as gently caress they cast scarlet johanson and not sasha grey. scarjo is for nerds who Do Not gently caress

idk i think scarjo has the range to play a robot.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
ScarJo Titty Status?

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I'm not really sure why there are legit big studio versions of anime. They always bomb. If you want your anime movie to succeed, you gotta stealthily rip that poo poo off.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

VendaGoat posted:

ScarJo Titty Status?

There's more to playing Major Kusanagi than just breasts you know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc0L19WsFwM

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
anime is a scourge on the modern world

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i like the guy whos name is boat

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

she got a big ol rear end

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
The subway ads for this movie are dumb computer glitch nonsense with nothing but scarjo in her spandex to tell you about the movie.

"Let's make a live action movie set in a cyberpunk metropolis with robots and holograms but not advertise any of it"

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Toadvine posted:

The subway ads for this movie are dumb computer glitch nonsense with nothing but scarjo in her spandex to tell you about the movie.

"Let's make a live action movie set in a cyberpunk metropolis with robots and holograms but not advertise any of it"

she got a big ol rear end

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

rear end shots and pedophilia.

such things in anime? I for one am shocked, shocked!

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Toadvine posted:

The subway ads for this movie are dumb computer glitch nonsense with nothing but scarjo in her spandex to tell you about the movie.

"Let's make a live action movie set in a cyberpunk metropolis with robots and holograms but not advertise any of it"

its all in the trailer, where they cram in every neat bit of cityscape or robot visual design that was directly lifted from the comics/movies/shows so that you know there's no reason to watch the movie since it's all stuff you've already seen except poorly emoted by a famous hollywood person

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Shaquin posted:

she got a big ol rear end

rear end isn't even on the poster! It's just Scarlett from the waist up!!

E: Here look:


I don't know anything about this movie except the trailer, which has a lot of cool looking stuff going on.

Toadvine fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Mar 15, 2017

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



i expect this film to be bad as hell on its own merits, without worrying about how ~problematic~ it is.

it is based on a anime, so you know, poison seed poison fruit

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

idk i think scarjo has the range to play a robot.

my man if you want to find someone who can play a big assed robot look no further than sasha grey

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

boner confessor posted:

my man if you want to find someone who can play a big assed robot look no further than sasha grey

Big? You serious?

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

VendaGoat posted:

Big? You serious?

im sure someone will be along to post the gifs without delay

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Ultraviolet, good or bad OP?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Hardawn posted:

Ultraviolet, good or bad OP?
It's not good.

ITS GREAT!

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Toadvine posted:

rear end isn't even on the poster! It's just Scarlett from the waist up!!

E: Here look:


I don't know anything about this movie except the trailer, which has a lot of cool looking stuff going on.

Tits aren't big enough, immersion ruined

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Blue Train posted:

Tits aren't big enough, immersion ruined

Uh....Did I.....Did I post this?

Quit stealing my gimmick!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Her is the worst movie.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I like breasts :mrgw:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
An explanation...

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Say Nothing posted:

An explanation...



lmao subs on gits are you retarded

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Shaquin posted:

lmao subs on gits are you retarded

One of like five animes where yeah, this

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!
Why would you ever tell people you watched an anime ever like holy gently caress even anonymously that's stupid.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

:spooky::ghost: Ghost in the Well?!?!?! :ghost::spooky:

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

numberoneposter posted:

:spooky::ghost: Ghost in the Well?!?!?! :ghost::spooky:

Can you read my mind, love?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Shaquin posted:

lmao subs on gits are you retarded

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
she could turn invisible, but only when she was naked except for the times she could turn invisible while wearing clothes.

masamune shirow just liked drawing titties and in later years up to the present, greasy titties.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

masamune shirow just liked drawing titties and in later years up to the present, greasy titties.

poo poo, can't be mad at that

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!
The trailer had some cool cyberpunk visuals and I can't wait to watch it and make fun of amine spergs mad about how this motion picture is a bad version of their beloved cartoon.

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014
So like is there gonna be a red carpet event for this movie? Are they gonna invite the creator's greasy horse porn making rear end? Embarrass Scarjo into doing a photo-op with that guy? Because that's probably the best possible outcome for this movie.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

she has an image crisis on account of her brain being the only human part of her and the only way to combat it is to use a super sexy robot body

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

a perverted pedo anime???


well i never!

literally a hog
Jan 5, 2006

Mandarrrrrk! Bring me the head of Dexter and Dee Dee shall forever be yours!
Lets give Scarlet Johansson a terrible haircut, dye job, and walk around in a clunky looking skinsuit. Then instead of being a cool, stone cold badass we'll just give her identiy issues for the entire movie and replicate a couple anime scenes. Theres your movie.

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Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax
(((anime)))

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