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*utterly ruins parents' relationship+lives* *still receives love and adoration, has never done a drat thing to deserve it*
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*hates you for removing me from my warm cocoon*
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May 9, 2017 17:03
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im gay
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May 9, 2017 17:16
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Robo Reagan posted:im gay me too. lets be gay lover babies.
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May 9, 2017 17:19
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*scores critically low on APGAR assessment. First sign of the failing life i'll live*
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May 9, 2017 17:24
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*is a harlequin monstrosity*
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May 9, 2017 17:25
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*has misshapen head* *is hideous but everyone tells my parents I'm adorable.* *addicted to heroin*
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May 9, 2017 17:31
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*delightfully waggles adorable thalidomide flipper stumps*
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May 9, 2017 17:33
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*is trying to score some heroin or crack but lacks the money, connection, and communication skills necessary to continue a hard drug habit *
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May 9, 2017 17:40
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Les Os posted:I want to cry or suck a titty Same but as an adult
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May 9, 2017 18:05
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*gets aborted*
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May 9, 2017 18:06
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CJacobs posted:Same but as an adult you sicko
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May 9, 2017 18:15
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Les Os posted:I want to cry or suck a titty I would like to do both, if that's alright with you. Even through the tears, I can home in on that lil nip like a modern enola gay.
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May 9, 2017 18:52
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Not a lady but got to imagine there's nothing more disconcerting than someone sucking on your titty and weeping
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May 9, 2017 18:54
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Les Os posted:I have a difficult time communicating other than vomiting everywhere. I have gas and might die so I'm drinking pedialyte. I want to cry or suck a titty
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May 9, 2017 19:10
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*is the 45th president of the united states* 
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May 9, 2017 19:18
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My hobby is making your shoulder smell like spoiled milk.
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May 9, 2017 19:28
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well, I'm on my belly. this is probably my last post. vision growing dark.... no hope....
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May 9, 2017 19:30
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incubates many minor yet vexing communicable diseases to pass onto visiting family
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May 9, 2017 19:34
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*is worse in every way then a pet unironically*
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May 9, 2017 19:38
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it's all downhill from here!
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May 9, 2017 20:10
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Shits pants
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May 9, 2017 20:37
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Hey! Nobody puts ME in a corner!
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May 9, 2017 20:39
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*is a sexually transmitted disease*
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May 10, 2017 01:20
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every disease is sexually transmitted if you're doing it right
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May 10, 2017 01:43
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dAQNFd320U mmmmilkies
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May 10, 2017 01:47
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Called to the stand in court Can't testify due to inability to stand Another SA mod gets off on a technicality
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May 10, 2017 02:48
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Buys "got milk?" Tshirt on the internet. Has the buyers remorse. 
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May 10, 2017 03:03
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Les Os posted:Not a lady but got to imagine there's nothing more disconcerting than someone sucking on your titty and weeping pieta.jpg
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May 10, 2017 03:07
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Tom Gorman posted:*lets out a 15 second vocal chord tearing scream* gently caress I wanna punch children
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May 10, 2017 05:00
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Ooo, titties
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May 10, 2017 05:01
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*is everything you loathe about humans in one, small, fragile, costly, and unappeasable package* *ruins wife's body* *makes you a monster for dreading my existence* *grows up to loathe you anyways*
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May 10, 2017 15:55
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Buys a plane ticket behind you
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May 10, 2017 16:02
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Oscar Wild posted:Buys a plane ticket behind you gently caress YOOOUUU!!! 
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May 10, 2017 16:22
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Goo goo?
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May 10, 2017 16:28
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I voted for Jill Stein because Trump and Hillary were the same
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May 10, 2017 17:28
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Silly baby, you can't vote yet.
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May 10, 2017 17:37
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*sucks a titty in public*
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May 10, 2017 17:50
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