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I have a difficult time communicating other than vomiting everywhere. I have gas and might die so I'm drinking pedialyte. I want to cry or suck a titty
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May 9, 2017 12:27
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*shits self ironically*
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May 9, 2017 13:02
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*Is President of the United States of America*
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May 9, 2017 13:03
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*farts*
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May 9, 2017 13:12
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*pees*
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May 9, 2017 13:14
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*Lives blissfully inside of my own magical reality.*
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May 9, 2017 13:24
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*is my normal self*
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May 9, 2017 13:24
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*devotes self utterly to the task at hand: removing a plastic outlet protector and eating it*
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May 9, 2017 13:30
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*posts on The Something Awful Forums*
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May 9, 2017 13:32
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*has pre-existing conditions*
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May 9, 2017 13:50
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* Just wants to suck titties *
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May 9, 2017 13:58
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I haven't completely figured out how to move my arms but I've had 9 months to practice at least so that's nice Also how to see, how do you do that
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May 9, 2017 14:25
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I'm a useless human being, I drool all over everything and poo poo myself all the time ed. Wrong thread sorry Grevling fucked around with this message at 15:30 on May 9, 2017 |
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May 9, 2017 14:28
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*lets out a 15 second vocal chord tearing scream* *takes a deep breath, holds it in, turns bright red, nearly suffocates* *lets out a 15 second vocal chord tearing scream*
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May 9, 2017 14:29
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*eats, shits, and sleeps*
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May 9, 2017 14:30
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As a new father this is highly relatable content.
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May 9, 2017 14:30
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I vote for Trump
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May 9, 2017 14:31
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*screams to be picked up, is picked up, screams to be put down, is put down, repeats forever.*
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May 9, 2017 14:31
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*eats poo poo*
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May 9, 2017 14:34
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*gets taken to Disneyland by parents who think it will leave a lasting impact* *screams during the entire flight, doesn't remember anything* *gets eaten by an alligator*
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May 9, 2017 14:41
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*experiences SIDS*
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May 9, 2017 14:44
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*is basically impossible to recognise*
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May 9, 2017 14:47
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*held underwater by my mom with postpartum depression*
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May 9, 2017 14:51
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*angrily withdraws from crack, heroin, amphetamine, and alcohol dependancy*
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May 9, 2017 14:52
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Ha ha, my tiny neck is so fragile! Better support my big stupid head! Whoops, ha ha, you're a murderer.
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May 9, 2017 15:04
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*Is a grotesque, misshapen infant with a cow-fetus-head whose appearance and constant needs are too much for a strained relationship* *Is really just a pile of organs wrapped in bandages*
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May 9, 2017 15:27
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* Wishes I were aborted *
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May 9, 2017 15:29
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*gazes in wonder at everything around*
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May 9, 2017 15:30
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*will not listen to reason*
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May 9, 2017 15:31
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Shadow0 posted:*Is President of the United States of America* it took two posts
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May 9, 2017 15:37
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:it took two posts *is still a supporter of Trump*
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May 9, 2017 15:40
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*shaken not stirred*
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May 9, 2017 15:47
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*is incapable of controlling his own limbs and flails around constantly*
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May 9, 2017 15:50
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*shits self* so what's this thread about again guys?
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May 9, 2017 16:18
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Oscar Wild posted:*gazes in wonder at everything around* Dude, have you ever just like looked at your hands?
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May 9, 2017 16:33
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Looks at parents as models for most human behavior. becomes lovely person
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May 9, 2017 16:37
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*sneezes directly into your mouth*
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May 9, 2017 16:45
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*puts stuff in mouth*
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May 9, 2017 16:46
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Is there a baby version of goatse? I want to post that if there is.
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May 9, 2017 16:50
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*gets colicky, now everyone is unhappy*
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May 9, 2017 16:56
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