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Replace any drinks they have in the fridge with room temperature ones
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Fill the hairdryer with talcum powder
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May 11, 2017 06:09
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Inject milk into the center of the pillow they sleep on, not too much, but just enough that they will get occasional whiffs of spoiled milk
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May 11, 2017 06:10
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Aside from raping them with poo soap I would say just gently caress their mom. 
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May 11, 2017 06:12
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Poetic Justice posted:Replace any drinks they have in the fridge with room temperature ones That's cold. You're a cold rear end mf. 
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May 11, 2017 06:13
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Replace their anti-psychotic medicine with sugar pills
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May 11, 2017 06:13
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Poetic Justice posted:Replace their anti-psychotic medicine with amphetamines
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May 11, 2017 06:14
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Stuffguyman posted:Continue dating them.
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May 11, 2017 06:14
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Fill the green Listerine bottle with pickle juice
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May 11, 2017 06:15
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shave one of their eyes
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May 11, 2017 06:16
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Gain weight.
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May 11, 2017 06:34
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Give their cars cat aids
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May 11, 2017 06:44
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win the lottery but never spend any of it and never tell them anything even if you die
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May 11, 2017 06:46
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Switch their coffee to decaf and tell them their lack of energy is due to leukaemia.
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May 11, 2017 06:52
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Les Os posted:instead of cumming pee in them Tried this but I can't switch fast enough without losing my erection, any tips???
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May 11, 2017 07:05
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Poetic Justice posted:Replace their amphetamines with anti-psychotic medicine
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May 11, 2017 07:06
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Tried this but I can't switch fast enough without losing my erection, any tips??? Erection????
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May 11, 2017 07:07
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replace your pee with someone else's before you do the deed
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May 11, 2017 07:07
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Just be yourself, they'll hate that.
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May 11, 2017 07:07
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use slightly less than adequate amount of lube before rawdoggin' they rear end
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May 11, 2017 07:30
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fuckin kill that bitch nigga why you slackin
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May 11, 2017 07:53
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I don't use toilet paper, or clean properly.
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I've cut my wife's hair in her sleep at least twice.
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May 11, 2017 15:59
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Kill them with poison.
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May 11, 2017 16:02
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This all sounds like gas lighting.. idk dont you fucks just make snide comments on their inadequacies?
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May 11, 2017 16:03
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putting a bar of soap in your rear end is the only way to truly feel clean. thinking about switching to dove
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May 11, 2017 16:03
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hit em with a sock full of quarters
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May 11, 2017 16:13
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kill her and ron goldman outside a house, then tell everyone you didn't do it
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:This all sounds like gas lighting.. idk dont you fucks just make snide comments on their inadequacies? I think that's assumed. Also, most snide comments could reflect back on us
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May 11, 2017 16:19
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Squirt your cummies into their shampoo or conditioner.
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May 11, 2017 16:35
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passive aggressive ways you get back at your J.O.
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May 11, 2017 16:38
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Leave condom wrappers around and when she asks why just say you def didnt have anyone over you were just jerkin into them for easy cleanup
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May 11, 2017 16:53
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i like to get back at my SO by humiliating him in front of his subordinates and undermining his authority, usually by way of menial, coffee-related errands
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May 11, 2017 16:58
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Move in. Quit your job.
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May 11, 2017 19:28
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Just say "You did _____? You're just like your mother/father." It has a good success rate.
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May 11, 2017 19:32
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Only use single word responses while texting.
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May 11, 2017 19:52
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if your SO claims you're too vanilla, try shoving their toothbrush up your rear end
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May 11, 2017 19:59
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Doppelganger posted:I keep two bars of soap in my shower, one's for my rear end, the other is for everything else. Did you kiss her after she used your rear end soap? Nasty.
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May 11, 2017 20:01
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say you're gonna go get dinner and check the redbox and just never come back
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Secular Humanist posted:say you're gonna go get dinner and check the redbox and just never come back Heh, owned
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