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I keep two bars of soap in my shower, one's for my rear end, the other is for everything else. My girlfriend's been kind of a pill lately, and last night was the first night she's slept over. I hid the normal soap.
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May 11, 2017 01:20
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suck there dick
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May 11, 2017 01:29
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paul_soccer10 posted:suck they're dick Ftfy
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May 11, 2017 01:31
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wow that's pretty early in a relationship to be getting passive-agressive
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May 11, 2017 01:36
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shove them down the basement stairs
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May 11, 2017 01:49
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put a pile of leaves in the bed under the blankets and pretend it's not there when you go to sleep
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May 11, 2017 01:51
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Shoot them out of a cannon and into the sun
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May 11, 2017 01:52
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i dig her deeper into the relationship with me. gently caress you marry me bitch
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May 11, 2017 01:53
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Sleep with their dad?
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May 11, 2017 01:54
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funnel a bottle of itching powder into your anus and keep complaining about your itchy rear end in a top hat.
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May 11, 2017 01:55
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what's your poison op? my rear end soap is irish spring
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May 11, 2017 01:56
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Harald posted:wow that's pretty early in a relationship to be getting passive-agressive It's his first relationship things move quickly
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May 11, 2017 02:04
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Spike their morning smoothie with pills so they'll miscarry your baby
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May 11, 2017 02:05
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Hire some muscle to black bag and kidnap them at night, beat the crap out of them inside a van, and finally in the dawn of morning deposit them at your doorstep barely breathing. This will do wonders for your relationship when you come to their rescue.
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May 11, 2017 02:07
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instead of cumming pee in them
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May 11, 2017 04:47
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Suicide
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May 11, 2017 04:49
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make them breakfast
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May 11, 2017 04:50
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also I jack off in it
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May 11, 2017 04:51
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myDad posted:also I jack off in it just jack off on their face while they're sleeping
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May 11, 2017 04:51
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some people get real sour about that move watch out
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May 11, 2017 04:52
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Les Os posted:some people get real sour about that move watch out its funny how many people I know irl that have done it
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May 11, 2017 04:54
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Why not get a bidet?
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May 11, 2017 04:56
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a bone to pick posted:its funny how many people I know irl that have done it that is funny
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May 11, 2017 04:57
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Don't put them in the washing machine, that week
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May 11, 2017 04:57
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Return them for an identical, but slightly less jizzed-in, model
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May 11, 2017 04:58
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Leave the toilet seat UP.
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May 11, 2017 05:05
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vyst posted:Spike their morning smoothie with pills so they'll miscarry your baby What type of pills please help me this is urgent
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May 11, 2017 05:06
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put itching powder under his truck
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May 11, 2017 05:07
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Get a restraining order but only roll it out when she's being a bitch
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May 11, 2017 05:08
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Fake your own death to get out of alimony
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May 11, 2017 05:11
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not sure if this counts, but marital rape isn't technically illegal in a lot of places
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May 11, 2017 05:12
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Pick posted:put itching powder under his truck lol
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May 11, 2017 05:13
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Wear their lacy underwear and heels around the house for hours when they're at work. That'll show 'em.
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May 11, 2017 05:20
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fart during blowjob this works for either party
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May 11, 2017 05:49
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Give em an erotic massage with hydrofluoric acid. If they ask why you're wearing thick rubber gloves, a hazmat suit, and a gas mask just say "For your pleasure, baby".
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May 11, 2017 05:58
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Continue dating them.
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May 11, 2017 05:59
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Make them a sandwich, then feed the sandwich to the dog while they watch.
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May 11, 2017 06:03
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gently caress them really hard while thinking about stacey in accounting
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May 11, 2017 06:05
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Make a sandwich, then feed the S.O to the dog while eating the sandwich.
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May 11, 2017 06:05
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Replace their pet with one that looks really similar.
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