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William Henry Hairytaint posted:When I was fifteen I broke into an abandoned house (the town I grew up in was small and dying) and in the basement I found stacks and stacks of molding pornographic magazines, some used strips of duct tape with hair on them, and some clothing with what looked like old bloodstains. nice
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My question is less about me and more of a hypothetical - Say there's a hypochondriac who manages to catch every disease known to man. Is that person still a hypochondriac?
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Waltzing Along posted:Sometimes I fart a lot. Is there a demon in my butt? we need to operate asap.
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# ? May 26, 2017 21:32 |
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this is everyone elsecode:
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# ? May 26, 2017 21:41 |
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also i dream about killing people violently every night non stop, endless blood, torture and cannibalism, that's normal right?
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# ? May 26, 2017 21:42 |
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to help myself fall asleep I dream about committing acts of petty vandalism and violence towards my fellow man and casual enemies i don't give a gently caress what you diagnose me with, i just want help on not getting caught
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# ? May 26, 2017 21:47 |
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TheMaskedUgly posted:this is everyone else I really like this I hope you get better so you can make more cool graphs
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# ? May 26, 2017 21:48 |
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Give nthe responses so far i think its appropriate for you to produice certificates saying "_ exhibited unremarkable levels of subconscious blood lust'
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# ? May 26, 2017 21:48 |
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i have this recurring dream where i'm sinking deeper into an underwater canyon, steep walls up either side, and the faint glimmer of sunlight far away above, slowly and unspectacularly dimming into the endless night of the ocean
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# ? May 26, 2017 21:50 |
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i try and claw my way up but the effort just spins me around and i lose all sense of up and down
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# ? May 26, 2017 21:51 |
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soon there is only darkness, all i know is there is light somewhere up above, far out of reach and only a distant memory, and all i can wait for is the soft subtle thud as i reach the inevitable sea floor
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then the screaming starts in earnest
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phasmid posted:My question is less about me and more of a hypothetical - Say there's a hypochondriac who manages to catch every disease known to man. Is that person still a hypochondriac? Does said person invent fictional diseases to still fear? Regardless, the situation would resolve itself in a day or two, and they wouldn't be anything but worm food. TheMaskedUgly posted:this is everyone else TheMaskedUgly posted:also i dream about killing people violently every night non stop, endless blood, torture and cannibalism, that's normal right? Totally normal. Have you tried loving yourself? SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:to help myself fall asleep I dream about committing acts of petty vandalism and violence towards my fellow man and casual enemies If you're getting caught in your dreams, you can evade the dream police by playing Cheap Trick's "Heaven Tonight" on loop at the maximum volume. This should distract them enough to allow you to escape without detection. TheMaskedUgly posted:Give nthe responses so far i think its appropriate for you to produice certificates saying "_ exhibited unremarkable levels of subconscious blood lust' Here you go slugger, good job!
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Every time I have sex I start clucking like a chicken uncontrollably at an ever increasing tempo until, at the moment of climax, I shout BUCAWWW plz help me
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# ? May 26, 2017 22:06 |
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Jim Barris posted:Every time I have sex I start clucking like a chicken uncontrollably at an ever increasing tempo until, at the moment of climax, I shout BUCAWWW plz help me i dont really see the problem, are you struggling with the higher tempos?
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# ? May 26, 2017 22:08 |
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Toph Bei Fong posted:Unfortunately, your house is likely buried under a ghost graveyard. The best solution is to move the people from underneath your floor boards and into your bird feeders, in the hopes that the hungry ghosts will be appeased, and their souls will migrate back into the upper realms where they belong. I don't have access to the apartments above or below me, so I hope 3 olives won't mind as I tunnel in to exhume the corpses.
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# ? May 26, 2017 22:16 |
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Ever since I discovered recreational narcotics:OH MY GOD MAKE IT STOP posted:............._____................................... -sliding out of this mortal realm
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# ? May 26, 2017 22:48 |
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Doctor, it hurts when I do this (but just for eveyone else)
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# ? May 26, 2017 23:08 |
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I had a dream last night where I adopted a kitty, how bad is it?
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# ? May 27, 2017 02:14 |
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Since I'm the living embodiment of sanity I have no use for your services OP.
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Every month at night I walk up the mountain by my house. Colorfully called lake mountain. There is some Indian drawings on the rocks. I like to talk to them.
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You are not the doctor! I am the doctor!
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# ? May 27, 2017 02:50 |
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i have been unable to stop painfully and violently farting for the past 5 days
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I had a dream that the mods gave me a name-change, what does it mean OP?
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i woke up this morning with a hangover and my penis was missing. what happened to my dick?
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