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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I need a ride or die bitch. Wait or is that the lox. Nah but dmx says ride or die in one of his songs too.

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unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
NON-STOP POP POP FROM STAINLESS STEEL

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Dreddout posted:

"This is for my dog, this is for my dog
This is for my dog, this is for my dog
This is for my dog, this is for my dog
This is for my dog... "

*At petmart shopping for toys for goldendoodle"

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Pawn 17 posted:

I don't understand how dmx was a one hit wonder.

You must be 12 years old or something

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
now for some reason I'm thinking of that goon who had the avatar with a screen cap of Raven from teen titans with her mouth taped shut, with the text "X GON GIVE IT TO YA."

good poo poo.

galumphing lummox
Aug 30, 2006

*fucks a corpse*

*gets blood on dick*

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
KATOOOOOO

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

*gives it to u*

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



WHERE DA HOOD AT??

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Rubellavator posted:

* puts homophobia and references to getting his dick sucked by a dude in the same song *

Well duh, it's not gay if you're only receiving a blow job from another guy.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

*neglects some dogs*

*makes dog noises constantly, even while having sex*

*continues to mistreat actual dogs*

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIeSGUK-Lyo

he spends half the song explaining how he wants some dude to suck his dick real good, and the other half hating fags. i dont get it does he hate or like them????

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Loden Taylor posted:

*neglects some dogs*

*makes dog noises constantly, even while having sex*

*continues to mistreat actual dogs*

DMX identifies as a dog person. He simply does not understand what dogs are or how to care for one. He is a very not smart person.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

KomodoWagon posted:

DMX identifies as a dog person. He simply does not understand what dogs are or how to care for one. He is a very not smart person.

Actually he identifies as a literal dog person

He's pitbull-kin

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

"I got blood on my hands 'cause I have no remorse, I got blood on my dick 'cause I hosed a corpse" :kheldragar:

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
Old fat white people playing vidya is so sad.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

It was pretty funny how the whole beef with Eminem over Party Up and Marshall Mathers was just one big misunderstanding.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OchyYnlHTdo

Gr4vyB04t
Jan 31, 2010

Hey gurl, hey.
https://youtu.be/hoQF9zWVsZk

WHAT? WHAT!

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Haier posted:

Old fat white people playing vidya is so sad.

I was going to say, this is so depressing

Is this what I look like while playing video game? :smith:

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

I was going to say, this is so depressing

Is this what I look like while playing video game? :smith:

It's what we all look like. Chin up.

EnvyJ
May 4, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

It was pretty funny how the whole beef with Eminem over Party Up and Marshall Mathers was just one big misunderstanding.

You have to admit everything he said it Party Up does sound like a diss, always wondered if he backpedaled and said it was about Kurupt

But yeah DMX is real as gently caress and awesome

I'm not religious and I love this poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8U_gR58eJU

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Doggos make me lose my mind.

Arf in here. Arf in here.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Stretch Marx posted:

Arf in here. Arf in here.

Arf here.

Coco Rodreguiz
Jan 12, 2007

Peckerhead isn't used enough as an insult if you ask me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKE

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast
*bark bark*
*snorts a line of coke*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ARF ARF.

REX GON GIVE IT TO YA.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

*remarks on how hot and dark the room is*

big trivia FAIL
May 9, 2003

"Jorge wants to be hardcore,
but his mom won't let him"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_GT1MREo18

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

numberoneposter posted:

ARF ARF.

REX GON GIVE IT TO YA.

ok yes im here what what do you guys want

Hippity Hoppity
Mar 18, 2017

heh bleb bleb bleb

donate to the humane society
"How you gonna explain loving a man"
-DMX

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ArfJason posted:

ok yes im here what what do you guys want
Stop, drop, shut 'em down, open up shop.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Ayo bitch!

HUMANOID ORGANISM
Apr 1, 2017

100% AUTHENTIC
CARBON RICH STRUCTURE
My name is DMX, and I'm here to say
I love rapping in a major way!

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I continue, as always, to show no love for homo thugs

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


That led me to this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQp8wIMZVjE

It all makes sense now

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Barudak posted:

I continue, as always, to show no love for homo thugs
Hey guy, I found this great song for our skiing video!

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Hippity Hoppity posted:

"How you gonna explain loving a man"
-DMX

numberoneposter posted:

Stop, drop, shut 'em down, open up shop.

just like that

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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Scyantific posted:

*stars in lovely action movie with Jet Li*

that movie owned take it back

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