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Just look at his Wikipedia page. He's done so much ridiculous poo poo and is obviously mentally ill. "X gon' give it to ya!"* *X may carry cocaine into an airport, try to carjack a vehicle, and impersonate a Federal Officer.
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*Growls like a rabid dog* "Sir, this is a soup kitchen line."
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Jun 7, 2017 05:30
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Ride Or Die
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Jun 7, 2017 05:31
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This Is not A fuckin Game
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Jun 7, 2017 05:33
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*Deadpool is released *DMX doesn't have to live under a bridge now
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Jun 7, 2017 05:33
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"What these bitches really want from a nigga!"* *half a mil in child support
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Jun 7, 2017 05:35
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vyst posted:Ride https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tZ3-a7lCAU
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Jun 7, 2017 05:35
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"I mean, I can drive, I can go hop in the car and drive wherever I feel like. But some people might have some problems with that, ya feel me?"
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Jun 7, 2017 05:36
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Casimir Radon posted:*Deadpool is released lol, just lol, if you think he was smart enough to retain the publishing rights to his songs and made any money from the licensing of that song to that movie.
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Jun 7, 2017 05:37
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"Rrrrrrrrr" "arf" "arf"
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Jun 7, 2017 05:37
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Where da hood where da hood where da hood at!!? *Little Billy reaches the homophobic bits and is beaten senseless by gays.
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Jun 7, 2017 05:38
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*smokes crack*
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*adds to the confusion whenever I have to remember if I'm taking about 90s rappers, club lighting protocols, or getting high on cough syrup*
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Jun 7, 2017 05:38
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One day I want to ride a rollercoaster with DMX https://youtu.be/-tZ3-a7lCAU
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Jun 7, 2017 05:40
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4 Legal issues 4.1 1998–1999 4.2 2000–2005 4.3 2008–2011 4.4 2013 4.5 2015
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Jun 7, 2017 05:41
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*X gonna die briefly in a motel parking lot*
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Jun 7, 2017 05:42
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:"Rrrrrrrrr" "arf" "arf"
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Q: Barack Obama, yeah. A: Barack?! Q: Barack. A: What the gently caress is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa? Q: Yeah, his dad is from Kenya. A: Barack Obama? Q: Yeah. A: What the gently caress?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the gently caress outta here. Q: You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before. A: I ain’t really paying much attention. Q: I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black… A: Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the gently caress, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no drat Barack.
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Jun 7, 2017 05:43
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WhyteRyce posted:A: Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the gently caress, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no drat Barack. *Paramedics resuscitate DMX for the 10th time in an hour*
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Jun 7, 2017 05:46
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when you're in my house, when you come inside keep your hands from my Dungeon Master's Guide DM X.
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Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the gently caress, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no drat Barack.
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*starts gettin psyched up to start a gruff flow-* Uhhh.... UHHHH... UHHHHHH!!!! *gruff flow* AiyyoIgotstohearthebeatsoIcaneat
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Jun 7, 2017 06:26
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I'm slippin, op.
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Earl even makes Christmas carols lit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXca4WcCzlo
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I don't understand how dmx was a one hit wonder.
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Someone told me once that he showed up for an audition of some kind with his jaw wired shut and rapped so hard he tore out the wires.
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Guildenstern Mother posted:Someone told me once that he showed up for an audition of some kind with his jaw wired shut and rapped so hard he tore out the wires. Maybe that was actually Kanye West? 
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Jun 7, 2017 06:59
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*somehow even worse sounding than ja rule*
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:"Rrrrrrrrr" "arf" "arf"
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DMX loves playing Mario Party https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wPeoURsz0c
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Did DMX ever find da hood?
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Y'all gon make me lose my mind
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https://youtu.be/X_GT1MREo18
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Jun 7, 2017 16:42
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*stars in lovely action movie with Jet Li*
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* puts homophobia and references to getting his dick sucked by a dude in the same song *
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Jun 7, 2017 17:01
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"Gosh, I don't know why I put homophobia into so many of my songs. Now less people can enjoy them." 
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Jun 7, 2017 17:02
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I hate gay people because they can never know what it's like to have 15 kids while being too loving stupid to pay child support
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Jun 7, 2017 21:16
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Dmx needs to join a death metal band
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*Doesn't know how technology works* "Hey yo, stop that poo poo motherfucker!" *Man puts away cellphone, sheepishly*
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"This is for my dog, this is for my dog This is for my dog, this is for my dog This is for my dog, this is for my dog This is for my dog... " *At petmart shopping for toys for goldendoodle"
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