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Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

a hole-y ghost posted:

I've never gotten this or the fast food shits that goons always talk about.

i only get bad shits when i drink too much booze

a huge plate of mexican food gives me rock-solid logs because my body isn't entirely broken

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null
Feb 19, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

a hole-y ghost posted:

Had the major freaking mud slide shits after eating 1 mc donald's chicken nugget :D Had a wet fartaroni pizza coming out of my rear end hole after eating a slice of dominoes :grin: I ate a bean burrito at taco bell and DIED :rip:

I'll only eat at places with exacting food safety standards like Chipotle to avoid dollar menu diarrhea (as I like to call it!). Also I need to be able to buy stock in the company if I like the meal.

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

Taco trucks are a major reason why Arrogant Coastal Elites have no idea why Real America is so hysterical about the possibility of Mexican immigrants taking over. There don't appear to be any downsides.

I wonder if that Oaxacan one with the fancy animated sign that parks outside my local liquor store is around today. It probably is, the proprietor has a hell of a work ethic. God bless America.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Latin America, best America

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Night Pay posted:

They should put a taco truck in the back of the One dollar bill, that's really what I think

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Me and Arone Sanchez are about to go get some Dacos

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

consumed by normies posted:

what kind of hosed up gringo taco truck serves burritos

Im laughing extremely hard in your face while pointing my finger 1 inch from your nose because of this terrible post.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
TORTA TIME

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I had the new double--dipped-dorito-chalupa thing from taco bell and it made me loving squirt from my rear end in a top hat for days

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

The only time I've ever had problems was a steak burrito from a place I've eaten hundreds of times, the tortilla of which was completely soaked in grease. It tasted good but it was not worth it

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i want a burrito now

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I like tortas but they gotta have good teleras

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007



we are enemies now

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
We have a taco bell right next to an authentic mexican place. The tourists always go for the taco loco idiocy, while us locals know better and hit up Beto's.

No need for trucks. We have literally 6+ authentic mexican places in a 1 mile radius (we are a small town)
Now if I could only find palatable chinese between here and san fran :(

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice


:911::taco:

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Has anyone talked about how anything resembling Mexican food gives them uncontrollable dysentery yet?

Mexican food is fine, meatballs at IKEA otoh

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
Mexican food is the best food but you really roll the dice eating out of a truck you aren't familiar with. Avoid the seafood/Mariscos ones, a truck isn't the ideal environment for that.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcFUCbvZM1U

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

spite house posted:

Taco trucks are a major reason why Arrogant Coastal Elites have no idea why Real America is so hysterical about the possibility of Mexican immigrants taking over. There don't appear to be any downsides.

i'm beginning to think liberals only want open borders because they're all just a bunch of foodies with a hardon for various 'authentic ethnic cuisine'

that being said, i love taco trucks. the one down the road serves mini tacos for like a dollar

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Good food, good women

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Nap Ghost

naem posted:

which nation

all of them

Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015

Only degenerates eat food from vehicles

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Nap Ghost

Genderfluent posted:

Only degenerates eat food from vehicles

there are no words for how wrong you are

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Genderfluent posted:

Only degenerates eat food from vehicles

Someone got kicked in the teeth by the ice cream man.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

Someone got kicked in the teeth by the ice cream man.

Not kicked, but another part of his body was mashed against his face repeatedly.

null
Feb 19, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Is delivery pizza considered food from a vehicle, or what?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Accretionist posted:

It is my understanding [...] that Asia does not have taco trucks have at all.

you have been lied to. asia totally has taco trucks, and they're even pretty good, but sometimes they transform into doner kebab trucks

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

null posted:

Is delivery pizza considered food from a vehicle, or what?

Only if it's cooked in said vehicle.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

a hole-y ghost posted:

I've never gotten this or the fast food shits that goons always talk about.

That's because your intestinal worms are eating it all

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
my digestive system must be ironclad because Mexican food never does a drat thing to me

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
When you fart a lot it means you have a healthy digestive system.

When your poop floats it means that you have been eating healthy.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

my digestive system must be ironclad because Mexican food never does a drat thing to me

It ain't that bad, it's the crazy hot thai that will really make you regret pooping.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

The White Dragon posted:

you have been lied to. asia totally has taco trucks, and they're even pretty good, but sometimes they transform into doner kebab trucks

This is great news!

truly the world is flat

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Nap Ghost

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

my digestive system must be ironclad because Mexican food never does a drat thing to me

Mexico has clean water now. Montezuma's revenge hasn't been a thing since the late 19th century

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

my digestive system must be ironclad because Mexican food never does a drat thing to me

:same:

Super Fan
Jul 16, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

ditty bout my clitty posted:

No wonder you are fat

Hang your self

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Man with bird for hair and sixhead tells at me. Other man after him, he says. Needs my taco truck.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Bareback Werewolf posted:

When you fart a lot it means you have a healthy digestive system.

When your poop floats it means that you have been eating healthy.

King rear end Ripper must be some kind of digestive GOD

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Bareback Werewolf posted:

When you fart a lot it means you have a healthy digestive system.

When your poop floats it means that you have been eating healthy.

uh oh

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ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
I also don't understand the whole thing about eating fast food giving people the shits. I only get the shits after binge drinking. Fast food might give me gas, but not violent shits like a lot of goons seem to get. You people need to eat more fiber.

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